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Crazy Levi wrote:Tiger is gonna suck at the Masters

MARK MY WORDS

THAT'S how you fucking mark some words. Lick my balls faggots.
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Worst Masters finish ever for Tiger. 40th place, 5 over.
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Tommy wrote:Worst Masters finish ever for Tiger. 40th place, 5 over.
It's like he wasn't even trying.

I'm not gonna mark any words on this shit, but I think he's finished. Yeah he'll have a good game here and there like he did 2 weeks ago but that shit is strictly flukesville from here on in.

I really couldn't believe he was considered a favorite going into this just because managed not to suck balls for one tournament.
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Tommy wrote:Worst Masters finish ever for Tiger. 40th place, 5 over.
It's like he wasn't even trying.

I'm not gonna mark any words on this shit, but I think he's finished. Yeah he'll have a good game here and there like he did 2 weeks ago but that shit is strictly flukesville from here on in.

I really couldn't believe he was considered a favorite going into this just because managed not to suck balls for one tournament.
He's considered a favorite because the sports media in this country absolutely refuse to pay attention to the other 20 or more golfers who kick ass. There is some really good talent out there that just go ignored.

They do the same in NASCAR too. The race summaries on ESPN all look something like this:

1. Johnson
2. Hamlin
3. Gordon
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Notables: 27. Patrick

How is she a notable? She sucks. And lately Tiger sucks yet him an Phil are ALWAYS mentioned no matter how poorly they did and how awesome everyone else did.
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Tommy wrote:They do the same in NASCAR too. The race summaries on ESPN all look something like this:

1. Johnson
2. Hamlin
3. Gordon
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Notables: 27. Patrick

How is she a notable? She sucks. And lately Tiger sucks yet him an Phil are ALWAYS mentioned no matter how poorly they did and how awesome everyone else did.
I'm sure you can understand why they do this - I don't really care much about NASCAR or golf, but it still piques my interest to know how the semi-hot chick and that train wreck former greatest golfer in history are doing.

The die-hards will pay attention regardless.

It's a sad commentary on our society.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Tommy wrote:They do the same in NASCAR too. The race summaries on ESPN all look something like this:

1. Johnson
2. Hamlin
3. Gordon
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Notables: 27. Patrick

How is she a notable? She sucks. And lately Tiger sucks yet him an Phil are ALWAYS mentioned no matter how poorly they did and how awesome everyone else did.
I'm sure you can understand why they do this - I don't really care much about NASCAR or golf, but it still piques my interest to know how the semi-hot chick and that train wreck former greatest golfer in history are doing.

The die-hards will pay attention regardless.

It's a sad commentary on our society.

I understand why, I just don't think it's right. If that's the correct word to use. I think you know what I'm trying to get at.

Even in my limited NASCAR talk here in NY I have never had a conversation about Danica.
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Yeah, it kinda sucks.

You don't really see this in my favorite sport, football.

Some will say the Tebow circus started to go that way but it didn't bother me at all. He was a big story and he was actually playing (and winning!) - he wasn't a sideshow like Tiger, Kournakova, or Patrick.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Tommy wrote:Worst Masters finish ever for Tiger. 40th place, 5 over.
It's like he wasn't even trying.

I'm not gonna mark any words on this shit, but I think he's finished. Yeah he'll have a good game here and there like he did 2 weeks ago but that shit is strictly flukesville from here on in.

I really couldn't believe he was considered a favorite going into this just because managed not to suck balls for one tournament.
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Tommy wrote: They do the same in NASCAR too. The race summaries on ESPN all look something like this:

1. Johnson
2. Hamlin
3. Gordon
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Notables: 27. Patrick

How is she a notable? She sucks. And lately Tiger sucks yet him an Phil are ALWAYS mentioned no matter how poorly they did and how awesome everyone else did.
She's notable because I fucked her. Please try refraining from comparing the guy with the 2nd most major winners to a cunt with a drivers license in the future. He's the best golfer of our lifetime unless you're old enough to remember Jack V Arnie. If you are you're going to die soon anyway.

Mark my words. The Cubs will suck. That was hard.
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Starting a thread about being right is kinda' gay.
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^ You should have marked your words before you said that.
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NeverSurrender wrote:Starting a thread about being right is kinda' gay.
Well, if being right when I mark my words and then bragging about it is gay, I don't wanna be straight.
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Well, if being right when I mark my words and then bragging about it is gay, I don't wanna be straight.
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To be fair, Mickelson needs to be mentioned for contention in a sport where he has won at that particular even 3 times in the past. Its not like they rebuild the Augusta course every couple of years to fuck with people. The same can kinda be said for Tiger...he was, and could be again, a phenomenal golfer of which we may never see again in our lifetimes.

I mean really, who actually thought going in Thursday that Bubba Watson had a half-assed chance in hell of winning the Masters? Yep...no one...
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johnk5150 wrote:
Tommy wrote: They do the same in NASCAR too. The race summaries on ESPN all look something like this:

1. Johnson
2. Hamlin
3. Gordon
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Notables: 27. Patrick

How is she a notable? She sucks. And lately Tiger sucks yet him an Phil are ALWAYS mentioned no matter how poorly they did and how awesome everyone else did.
She's notable because I fucked her. Please try refraining from comparing the guy with the 2nd most major winners to a cunt with a drivers license in the future. He's the best golfer of our lifetime unless you're old enough to remember Jack V Arnie. If you are you're going to die soon anyway.

Mark my words. The Cubs will suck. That was hard.

A-rod gets less press because he's not the best in the world anymore. Neither is Tiger. ESPN are the biggest culprits, but they all do it. Tiger is a non-story in reality.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:Tiger is gonna suck at the Masters

MARK MY WORDS

THAT'S how you fucking mark some words. Lick my balls faggots.
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Tommy wrote:They do the same in NASCAR too. The race summaries on ESPN all look something like this:

1. Johnson
2. Hamlin
3. Gordon
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Notables: 27. Patrick

How is she a notable? She sucks. And lately Tiger sucks yet him an Phil are ALWAYS mentioned no matter how poorly they did and how awesome everyone else did.
And she gets an article written about a 35th place finish (in the Royal Purple 300 Nationwide race) while her JR Motorsports teammate Cole Whitt consistently outperforms her.
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johnk5150 wrote:
How is she a notable? She sucks. And lately Tiger sucks yet him an Phil are ALWAYS mentioned no matter how poorly they did and how awesome everyone else did.
She's notable because I fucked her. Please try refraining from comparing the guy with the 2nd most major winners to a cunt with a drivers license in the future. He's the best golfer of our lifetime unless you're old enough to remember Jack V Arnie. If you are you're going to die soon anyway.

Mark my words. The Cubs will suck. That was hard.

A-rod gets less press because he's not the best in the world anymore. Neither is Tiger. ESPN are the biggest culprits, but they all do it. Tiger is a non-story in reality.[/quote]

Tiger, Michael Jordan and Ali are the only three athletes of my lifetime that had people watching that didn't even care about their sport. No matter what A Rod does statistically he'll never be an icon.

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I think Wayne Gretzky and Dale Earnhardt SR. got people who didn't watch their sports to watch.
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add Stone Cold Steve Austin to that list
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LAglamrocker wrote:add Stone Cold Steve Austin to that list

Oh fuck, never mind.
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johnk5150 wrote:No matter what A Rod does statistically he'll never be an icon.
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