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How to fix the Red Sox

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Use a small portion of the salary money that would pay these guys who basically do nothin but collect millions of dollars and at the same time have been completly disrespectful to a billion dollar corporation when thay talk to the press.
A weeks salary would probably be enough to have Josh Beckett, Dice K, John Lackey killed.
The Sox are a Billion dollar organization, why should they not use this kind of power to do away with players that are not only collecting paychecks to sink the teams chances, they are or have been snide and cocky about it, basica.lly just a big fuck you pay me and I will not even try whatcha gonna do.

Kill them, and put a hit on Carl crawford just for being a career over piece of damaged goods.

And if these actions dont wake up Adrian Gonzalez and he doesnt stop being a self centered club house cancer that never performs when it matters.

A Gone would be next to be gone.

This plan would also help and work for MLB as a whole. And why not, these fucks are straight jackin the Sox for the ca$h and laughing about it.
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WTF?

It all starts with management/ownership, if your going to be irrational about a billionaire's money. Put a hit on Epstein. He's the one who butt-fucked the team.

I for one am pulling for 100 losses. The fall-out in the FO would be incredible. Then and only then would change come. Plus all the bandwagon fans would probably abandon ship.
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Spending another couple hundred million dollars oughta do it.
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Crazy Levi wrote:Spending another couple hundred million dollars oughta do it.
Works every time.
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bang wrote:Use a small portion of the salary money that would pay these guys who basically do nothin but collect millions of dollars and at the same time have been completly disrespectful to a billion dollar corporation when thay talk to the press.
A weeks salary would probably be enough to have Josh Beckett, Dice K, John Lackey killed.
The Sox are a Billion dollar organization, why should they not use this kind of power to do away with players that are not only collecting paychecks to sink the teams chances, they are or have been snide and cocky about it, basica.lly just a big fuck you pay me and I will not even try whatcha gonna do.

Kill them, and put a hit on Carl crawford just for being a career over piece of damaged goods.

And if these actions dont wake up Adrian Gonzalez and he doesnt stop being a self centered club house cancer that never performs when it matters.

A Gone would be next to be gone.

This plan would also help and work for MLB as a whole. And why not, these fucks are straight jackin the Sox for the ca$h and laughing about it.
You should be head of the CIA.
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I'm telling you there's something wrong with people in Boston. In the last 10 years you won everything, a couple of Super Bowls, Red Sox won 2 world series, the Celtics and Bruins won!

One bad year they want to murder everybody
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Hey, we haven't had a duck boat parade in almost a FULL YEAR.
Give us a break. :lol:

As of yesterday, the 4 highest payrolls in baseball were in or tied for last place.
Yankees
Phillies
Red Sox
Angels
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Facedown wrote:Hey, we haven't had a duck boat parade in almost a FULL YEAR.
Give us a break. :lol:

As of yesterday, the 4 highest payrolls in baseball were in or tied for last place.
Yankees
Phillies
Red Sox
Angels
...and 6 out of the 10 teams that would be in the postseason if the season ended today are in the bottom half of team payrolls. The Rangers are the only (right now) postseason team with a payroll over $120 million.
Talk about a fluke so far!
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