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Here’s Patriots Owner Bob Kraft Helping His Girlfriend With Some Kind Of Weird Audition

Well, this isn't something we ever thought we'd see. Via Barstool, here's 32-year-old occasional actress Ricki Noel Lander, better known around Boston as the close "pal" of Patriots owner Robert Kraft, and she appears to auditioning for the role of "Mary Elena" in something that requires her to be in a bikini. So far, so normal. Then, before we get anywhere in the audition process, out pops (you guessed it!) Bob Kraft to lend some assistance running lines. There's dancing, horrendous acting, even Kraft fake-punching some dude and uttering the words "Fuck you, pussy!" Oscar-worthy stuff, really.

If you can make any sense of this video and its backstory drop us a line.

UPDATE (10:05 a.m.): Barstool Sports' Jerry Thornton appeared on Toucher and Rich in Boston to discuss the video's provenance. Thornton says the film for which Lander's auditioning is The Internship, a forthcoming Vince Vaughn/Owen Wilson flick. Kraft was doing Wilson's lines.

It's always good for the team when your owner becomes a laughingstock.

yeah, the owner does that and gronk is making the franchise look bad. sure. it's not all about the money and who has it.

btw, i guess now that they made such a big deal about the late mrs. kraft during their run up to the superbowl, i guess that her second to last wish was for bobby to find solace in the bosom of a 32 year old blonde (after the pats won the superbowl of course).