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GREGGSTRONG SIGSTRONG BETSTRONG DESIGNSIGSTRONG!!!!!
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:46 am
by Crazy Levi
We've got a couple weeks still till RG3 is officially announced as the 2012 NFL Rookie of the Year.
So we've got some time to work on Gregg's new sig.
Taking suggestions here. I'm inclined to keep it simple, just a big picture of RG3, a congrats to the NFC East Champions and the best rookie qb ever, and maybe a little note about how Andrew Luck sucks right at the bottom.
But I'm open to suggestions.
It's got to go along with these guidelines:
I fucking ACCEPT this bet, under the following conditions:
- If Luck wins rookie of the year, I get to pick your sig until start of 2013 season. If RG3 wins, you get to pick my sig until start of 2013 season.
- Sig must be strictly sports related, NO gay porn or nudity of any kind.
- No personal images or photos of you or myself can be used.
Re: Help Me Design Gregg13's New Sig
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:20 am
by tin00can
Note that he said "no gay porn" but left the door wide open for bisexual porn.
Re: Help Me Design Gregg13's New Sig
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:25 am
by bane
I'd make sure it includes the words "pathetic" and "know nothing about football". I'm a long way from convinced that he won't find some way to welch though.
Re: Help Me Design Gregg13's New Sig
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:39 am
by WhiteHouseSubsAC
It should have a hotlink to the "Mark My Words" thread in it.
Re: Help Me Design Gregg13's New Sig
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:46 am
by Crazy Levi
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:It should have a hotlink to the "Mark My Words" thread in it.
It should. Good idea!
Re: Help Me Design Gregg13's New Sig
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:15 am
by Facedown
Facedown wrote:Please add "I'm a troll who knows nothing about football" to troll13's sig.
Re: Help Me Design Gregg13's New Sig
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:46 am
by Machado
You have to ad quite a few adjectives in the sig
hypocrite
liar
biased
knowledge of football is very low
he/she does not play for the Colts and is not a member
of the Colts front office
will welch on a bet when given the opportunity
etc....
Re: Help Me Design Gregg13's New Sig
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:12 am
by SeniorGrande
Greg sitting on HMZ's lap sitting on Santas lap sitting on RGIII's lap.
Re: Help Me Design Gregg13's New Sig
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:45 pm
by WhiteHouseSubsAC
Machado wrote:You have to ad quite a few adjectives in the sig
hypocrite
liar
biased
knowledge of football is very low
he/she does not play for the Colts and is not a member
of the Colts front office
will welch on a bet when given the opportunity
etc....
Wow, that shit cuts deep Machado. I'm not sure I can get behind saying that stuff.
Re: Help Me Design Gregg13's New Sig
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:49 pm
by Machado
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Machado wrote:You have to ad quite a few adjectives in the sig
hypocrite
liar
biased
knowledge of football is very low
he/she does not play for the Colts and is not a member
of the Colts front office
will welch on a bet when given the opportunity
etc....
Wow, that shit cuts deep Machado. I'm not sure I can get behind saying that stuff.
I was just setting the fact straight!
Re: Help Me Design Gregg13's New Sig
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:01 pm
by Crazy Levi
Man it's too bad I wasn't just about to win a sig bet with Machado...
Re: Help Me Design Gregg13's New Sig
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 3:47 pm
by Luminiferous
Machado wrote:will welch on a bet when given the opportunity
I know a lot of you are all hyped to see Greggles tattooed with a hilarious RG3 sig, but given his reputation, I'll predict a few things probably occurring..
A. He will completely welch on the bet and not wear the sig pic Levi creates and call everyone fools for believing he gives a shit or would wear the badge of shame..
He'll then foe anyone throwing him shit about his welching and continue to Coltstroll with multiple meaningless threads about the team (which people will respond to, thereby giving him the attention) and not answer anyone and continue his trolling and ruining thread topics on here..
b. IF he does follow through with the terms of the bet, he will create some lame assed larger sig photo praising Luck/Colts for their season, Luck's 7 game winning drives or claim Luck was ripped off or another RG3 sig pic claiming cheating or media bias etc.. or depending on how far the Broncos go in the playoffs, will sport a Peyton Manning related sig..
He's not going to simply allow his sig to be dominated by his losing the bet, he will try to counter the loss with more trolling..
MARK MY WORDS!
Re: Help Me Design Gregg13's New Sig
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:20 pm
by dtmfs
Luminiferous wrote:Machado wrote:will welch on a bet when given the opportunity
I know a lot of you are all hyped to see Greggles tattooed with a hilarious RG3 sig, but given his reputation, I'll predict a few things probably occurring..
A. He will completely welch on the bet and not wear the sig pic Levi creates and call everyone fools for believing he gives a shit or would wear the badge of shame..
He'll then foe anyone throwing him shit about his welching and continue to Coltstroll with multiple meaningless threads about the team (which people will respond to, thereby giving him the attention) and not answer anyone and continue his trolling and ruining thread topics on here..
b. IF he does follow through with the terms of the bet, he will create some lame assed larger sig photo praising Luck/Colts for their season, Luck's 7 game winning drives or claim Luck was ripped off or another RG3 sig pic claiming cheating or media bias etc.. or depending on how far the Broncos go in the playoffs, will sport a Peyton Manning related sig..
He's not going to simply allow his sig to be dominated by his losing the bet, he will try to counter the loss with more trolling..
MARK MY WORDS!
hopefully the mod can step in in either case as far as a sig goes. If he backs out that'll be twice, to me that's asking for a banning. And when He loses the bet He should be allowed just the one sig of shame. Nothing will stop him from exposing himself to be an absolute cunt with every post so Yeah He'll continiue to run his mouth about the one dimensional and turnover riddled colts like they're the second coming of the 85 bears.
Re: Help Me Design Gregg13's New Sig
Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:21 pm
by Luminiferous
The mod usually stays out of bets, wagers and feuds on here, but she could be a little ornery like the CEO with Greggles and fuck with him like she did Z13..
Would be funny to see the meltdown, although I doubt Greg would threaten with a lead pipe, more like he'd throw his Colts teddy bear at her..
Re: Help Me Design Gregg13's New Sig
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:16 pm
by Crazy Levi
Bump!
Still time to get your suggestions in everyone.
Re: Help Me Design Gregg13's New Sig
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:33 pm
by Kamikaze_Russo
I think if you make it too crazy, he will definitely weasel out.
But... if you design one that isn't personally offensive, he will likely follow through with it.
So, which way do you want him to go?
Re: Help Me Design Gregg13's New Sig
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 3:15 pm
by SkyDog112046
How about a collage of Griffin getting the RoTY award, Brady holding up a Lombardi trophy, a "Peyton Manning face", and Luck throwing a pick. Covers most of the bases and has nothing offensive, so if he tries to weasel out of that he comes across as the biggest puss in the locker room(not that he doesn't already - but it confirms it)
Re: Help Me Design Gregg13's New Sig
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:15 pm
by Luminiferous
SkyDog112046 wrote: and Luck throwing a pick.
Those pictures could make for a large sig...
oh you said throw A pick... So only one is needed..
Re: Help Me Design Gregg13's New Sig
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:26 pm
by sin
I think if you keep it simple and fairly clean I think he will follow through with it. If your goal is an HMZ meltdown, well... I seriously doubt if he were to win it would be anything more than that annoying Coltstrong picture and something about Luck being #1
Re: Help Me Design Gregg13's New Sig
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:33 pm
by TawnyVonJagger
Leave Peyton out of this, please.
Re: Help Me Design Gregg13's New Sig
Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 11:13 pm
by *flick*
TawnyVonJagger wrote:Leave Peyton out of this, please.
*Snikorz* Tim Tebow is a better Bronco playoff quarterback than Manning. Tebow would have won today. It's the "Tebow Curse". Bring back Tebow! Sorry, just had to laugh at a Manning fan.
Re: Help Me Design Gregg13's New Sig
Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 4:40 am
by UtahRatt
A pick of Luck parked in his dads piss yellow corvette at the Blue Oyster.
Re: Help Me Design Gregg13's New Sig
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:56 am
by Machado
*flick* wrote:TawnyVonJagger wrote:Leave Peyton out of this, please.
*Snikorz* Tim Tebow is a better Bronco playoff quarterback than Manning. Tebow would have won today. It's the "Tebow Curse". Bring back Tebow! Sorry, just had to laugh at a Manning fan.
Tebow will be out of the NFL going forward
No team wants him
No team understands how to use him
Every team in the NFL understands he does not have the skills to be
a QB
I hope Tebow knows where Canada is.
Re: Help Me Design Gregg13's New Sig
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:22 pm
by *flick*
Machado wrote:*flick* wrote:TawnyVonJagger wrote:Leave Peyton out of this, please.
*Snikorz* Tim Tebow is a better Bronco playoff quarterback than Manning. Tebow would have won today. It's the "Tebow Curse". Bring back Tebow! Sorry, just had to laugh at a Manning fan.
Tebow will be out of the NFL going forward
No team wants him
No team understands how to use him
Every team in the NFL understands he does not have the skills to be
a QB
I hope Tebow knows where Canada is.
Sarcasm and you still need an arm to play QB in Canada.
Re: Help Me Design Gregg13's New Sig
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 8:58 am
by Crazy Levi
sin wrote:I think if you keep it simple and fairly clean I think he will follow through with it. If your goal is an HMZ meltdown, well... I seriously doubt if he were to win it would be anything more than that annoying Coltstrong picture and something about Luck being #1
Give me a fucking break.
That dipshit will follow through with it because he made a BET to follow through with it. He doesn't get to decide whether or not he's gonna use it based on how much he likes it.
Two rules - no pictures of him (or me), and no nudity.
I accepted. He accepted.
He'll proudly display whatever fucking sig I make for him. I'm not mollycoddling that faggot. It's pretty clear he understands this:
poizond13 wrote:Crazy Levi wrote:
And dude, no fucking welching. You can't come in here in two weeks and say "I admit, I back out of the bet," like you did before. It's a fucking bet.
Done deal. There will be no backing out.
Re: Help Me Design Gregg13's New Sig
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:07 am
by WTF
I think there should be a horse taking a dump, wearing a number 12 brand with PeePee's head on the ground about to be dumped on.
Re: Help Me Design Gregg13's New Sig
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 9:13 am
by Crazy Levi
WTF wrote:I think there should be a horse taking a dump, wearing a number 12 brand with PeePee's head on the ground about to be dumped on.
Interesting. This checks out - except for Gregg's head, which we cannot include (though an MS Paint representation would work - we agreed on no photos).
At this point I might solicit some help. I mean, I'm not bad at this but I don't really have the tools for the job. Anything as "next level" as this is gonna require someone with photoshop and the skills.
Anybody who would like to help create Gregg's new sig, please contact me privately. Or publicly. Actually, make it public, that'll be more fun.
Re: Help Me Design Gregg13's New Sig
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:16 am
by eddie lee roth
Check with that Captain Morgan guy he did a bang-up job with cantstop.
Re: Help Me Design Gregg13's New Sig
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:21 am
by WTF
It should obviously be done by SatanHimself if anyone can locate him. We may even get a glorious GIF out of it featuring choice P13isms.
Re: Help Me Design Gregg13's New Sig
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:23 am
by Crazy Levi
WTF wrote:It should obviously be done by SatanHimself if anyone can locate him. We may even get a glorious GIF out of it featuring choice P13isms.
Wow. That's not a bad idea. Maybe it would lure him out of retirement?
I'll send him a PM.