"Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
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Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
He may have been missing his legs but he was obviously well armed.
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Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
His alibi is weak,when this goes to trial he won't have a leg to stand on.
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Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
Obviously feeling no remorse as he still has a certain spring in his step.
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Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
If it turns out that there was some trouble in that relationship, I think it's going to cut his "accidental manslaughter" defense off at the knees.
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Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
It happened at close range, he was feet away from her.
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Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
He really stuck his foot in his mouth by saying he thought she was an intruder.
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Crazy Levi
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Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
Falling in love is hard on the stumps.
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Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
You should all be ashamed of yourselves... making jokes about this terrible tragedy. Is that how you get your kicks?
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Crazy Levi
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Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
I fuckin' called it. The other two shoes, feet, ankles, and shins have dropped.Crazy Levi wrote:If it turns out that there was some trouble in that relationship, I think it's going to cut his "accidental manslaughter" defense off at the knees.
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Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
The lawsuits will cost him an arm and a leg.
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Crazy Levi
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Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
I didn't think this story would have any legs but I think I was wrong. Could be an OJ-level thing here.
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Hellsinkey
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Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
Prosthetics helped him to run so he helped his girlfriend to kick (the bucket.)
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Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
He couldn't help it, he was head over knees in love.
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Crazy Levi
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Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
I think we are all being hasty here. You can't judge a man till you've bounced a mile on his futuristic, carbon prosthetics.
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Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
Not the first guy to get legless and blow a load at his girlfriend on Valentines day.
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Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
That's a good one.shocked_the_monkey wrote:Not the first guy to get legless and blow a load at his girlfriend on Valentines day.
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Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
They better keep an eye on him or he's gonna bounce.
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*Cues up Aerosmith's "Falling In Love (Is Hard On The Knees)"*DOWN2WHISKEY wrote:"Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
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