Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:31 am
He may have been missing his legs but he was obviously well armed.
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Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:37 am
His alibi is weak,when this goes to trial he won't have a leg to stand on.
Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:41 am
Obviously feeling no remorse as he still has a certain spring in his step.
Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:54 am
If it turns out that there was some trouble in that relationship, I think it's going to cut his "accidental manslaughter" defense off at the knees.
Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:58 am
It happened at close range, he was feet away from her.
Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 12:14 pm
He really stuck his foot in his mouth by saying he thought she was an intruder.
Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 1:05 pm
Falling in love is hard on the stumps.
Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:23 pm
You should all be ashamed of yourselves... making jokes about this terrible tragedy. Is that how you get your kicks?
Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:10 pm
I fuckin' called it. The other two shoes, feet, ankles, and shins have dropped.Crazy Levi wrote:If it turns out that there was some trouble in that relationship, I think it's going to cut his "accidental manslaughter" defense off at the knees.
Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:47 pm
The lawsuits will cost him an arm and a leg.
Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 7:30 am
I didn't think this story would have any legs but I think I was wrong. Could be an OJ-level thing here.
Ain't so tough without your pea-shooter, huh?
Ain't so tough without your pea-shooter, huh?
Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:20 am
He has Napoleon complex.
Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:27 am
Prosthetics helped him to run so he helped his girlfriend to kick (the bucket.)
Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:43 am
He couldn't help it, he was head over knees in love.
Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:57 am
I think we are all being hasty here. You can't judge a man till you've bounced a mile on his futuristic, carbon prosthetics.
Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:27 am
Not the first guy to get legless and blow a load at his girlfriend on Valentines day.
Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 11:53 pm
That's a good one.shocked_the_monkey wrote:Not the first guy to get legless and blow a load at his girlfriend on Valentines day.
Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 3:59 am
They better keep an eye on him or he's gonna bounce.
Re: "Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:13 pm
*Cues up Aerosmith's "Falling In Love (Is Hard On The Knees)"*DOWN2WHISKEY wrote:"Blade Runner" Oscar Pistorius kills model girlfriend!