The Indianapolis Colts Fucking Suck

[WhiteHouseSubsAC]

OH, HAI GREG!

[Facedown]

[Alabama Slammer]

Fan-fucking-tastic.

[Crazy Levi]

They sure fucking do.

And now there's nobody to defend them on Sludge anymore.

Are you guys ready for an NFL season where we don't have to talk about the fucking shitty ass Colts every goddamn week?

I know I am.

[WhiteHouseSubsAC]

Yeah, but Neversurrender's "Negro Obummer Hating QB" shtick has the potential to be pretty tiresome before long.

[Alabama Slammer]

They sure fucking do.

And now there's nobody to defend them on Sludge anymore.

Are you guys ready for an NFL season where we don't have to talk about the fucking shitty ass Colts every goddamn week?

I know I am.

Not to detract from the awesomeness that has been the disemboweling of P13... but I did notice that the Colts betting line for number of wins this season was higher than the Skins; but what do I know, I'm a Saints fan. I'm not used to winning seasons.

[Machado]

They sure fucking do.

And now there's nobody to defend them on Sludge anymore.

Are you guys ready for an NFL season where we don't have to talk about the fucking shitty ass Colts every goddamn week?

I know I am.

Who the fuck are you kidding. If anybody is going to miss Greg, it will be you.

[Crazy Levi]

Betting lines don't mean shit. The Colts are in for a rude awakening this season.

Last season's schedule was a fucking cakewalk - a constant parade of bums. This season it'll be tougher, and they massively overspent on mediocre players which will fuck with team chemistry. Not to mention their actual coach last season who took them on that run is gone.

I don't see them making the playoffs again, While the Skins will again be in the thick of the division and wild card races.

[Machado]

Betting lines don't mean shit. The Colts are in for a rude awakening this season.

Last season's schedule was a fucking cakewalk - a constant parade of bums. This season it'll be tougher, and they massively overspent on mediocre players which will fuck with team chemistry. Not to mention their actual coach last season who took them on that run is gone.

I don't see them making the playoffs again, While the Skins will again be in the thick of the division and wild card races.

The Epic Meltdown of this week + a Colts losing season in 2013=
P13 will lose his shit.

[Alabama Slammer]

Betting lines don't mean shit. The Colts are in for a rude awakening this season.

Last season's schedule was a fucking cakewalk - a constant parade of bums. This season it'll be tougher, and they massively overspent on mediocre players which will fuck with team chemistry. Not to mention their actual coach last season who took them on that run is gone.

I don't see them making the playoffs again, While the Skins will again be in the thick of the division and wild card races.

I'm not disagreeing with you, just pointing out that it made me chuckle a bit because it was something Greggles would have loved to use in an argument if he hadn't already been virtually castrated and decapitated on these boards.

The intent of the article was something along the lines of teams that are in for a huge let down this season. It cited the emotion of the season with the Pagano situation and their weak schedule as a factor in their win total last year and further pointed out that their defense was deplorable and that Luck was a turnover machine. Something's gonna have to give.

For the 'Skins, it was concern over Griffin getting (and staying) healthy, and the brutal schedule they have this year.

Here's the link:

http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/Rev ... eason.html

[NeverSurrender]

Yeah, but Neversurrender's "Negro Obummer Hating QB" shtick has the potential to be pretty tiresome before long.

RG3 truther?

[eddie lee roth]

a Colts losing season in 2013=
P13 will lose his shit.

Yea that's already happened.

[eddie lee roth]

[WhiteHouseSubsAC]

They sure fucking do.

And now there's nobody to defend them on Sludge anymore.

Are you guys ready for an NFL season where we don't have to talk about the fucking shitty ass Colts every goddamn week?

I know I am.

Who the fuck are you kidding. If anybody is going to miss Greg, it will be you.

If anyone misses Greg it should be YOU. All your inane posts will be front and center now.

[eddie lee roth]

^
I've never seen somebody bounce from one personality to the next and back again as quick as he does, you can literally see him cheer Levi on then badmouth him and then go back to cheering him on all on the same page, it doesn't make any sense.

[NeverSurrender]

^
I've never seen somebody bounce from one personality to the next and back again as quick as he does, you can literally see him cheer Levi on then badmouth him and then go back to cheering him on all on the same page, it doesn't make any sense.

Yes, it would be much better if he just stuck his tongue up meathead's ass all the time like you do.

[eddie lee roth]

Aww what's the matter lil dummy?

[NeverSurrender]

Nothing's the matter. I just thought it was funny you would give anybody shit for how they treat meathead since you have your lips firmly implanted on his ass all the time.

[eddie lee roth]

We're one and the same ya big doofus you know that.

[WhiteHouseSubsAC]

[Crazy Levi]

It just can't be. Can it?

[WhiteHouseSubsAC]

Bumped for lurkers.

[Crazy Levi]

Gregg's gotta be praying for a shitty Colts season.

If they suck $60 hooker ass, he won't miss this place as much.

[Rainbow Bright]

Why Your Team Sucks 2013: The Indianapolis Colts. Enjoy.

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks ... -961917720

[Facedown]

Why Your Team Sucks 2013: The Indianapolis Colts. Enjoy.

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks ... -961917720

"(NOTE: Passer rating is an arbitrary and useless stat UNLESS used for trolling purposes!)"

"And the worst part is that Colts fans think they're CLASSY."

"The six worst Colts ever:
1. Robert Irsay"

The comments are even better.

[Rainbow Bright]

"This is what happens when a fanbase stumbles ass-backwards into a decade-plus of high-quality quarterbacking. They begin to believe they DESERVED such good fortune, that Andrew Luck and Peyton Manning were karmic gifts bestowed upon them because they're such proud, humble, PURE Midwestern folk HOOSIERS HOOSIERS HOOSIERS JIMMY CHITWOOD SMALL TOWNS JOHN MELLENCAMP. Bullshit. The Colts were kidnaped from another city and then molded in the fat, arrogant image of their new, drunk captor. They're an episode of Sister Wives. They creep me out."

[Tenacious_Dio]

Why Your Team Sucks 2013: The Indianapolis Colts. Enjoy.

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks ... -961917720

Just read the Carolina Panthers one. The fan comments were hilarious. And true.

[WTF]

Strong-armed Frankengoober Andrew Luck

[WhiteHouseSubsAC]

Season Opening BUMP

[killeverything]

I have a few questions for people more knowlegeable about football than me ( which is everyone minus Greg ).

1. Are the Colts really going to be as bad as the predictions? If so damn, cause it's looking pretty dismal.

2. When "greatest QB of all time" Peyton Manning surpasses Bret Favre a with the most playoff losses in NFL history this season, will Greg have an anyeurism?

3. I don't pay too much attention, but supposabley P13 got caught paying to eat a hooker's ass or something like that. Is that a picture of the girl in the first post?

Thanks for your time.