The BLAZERS are on their way to a FINALS WIN!!!!!

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The BLAZERS are on their way to a FINALS WIN!!!!!

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We just scored Thomas Robinson, a bench, and now, Sideshow Bob Lopez! Combined with Lillard and L.A., we'll be the dark horse out West. BLAZERSTRONG starts NOW!!



































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I really miss the Jailblazer era teams.
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Jail Blazers highlights:

~Ruben Patterson being a convicted sex offender. And he tried to rape his kids Nanny.

~Z-Bo punching out Ruben Patterson in practice.

~Sheed getting pulled over by the Portland Police. They asked if he had weed in the car. Sheed's reply? "Not anymore. We smoked it all already."

~Qyntel Woods getting popped in a Dog Fighting ring.

~Bonzi Wells: "The fans really don't matter to us." Legend has it he also got shitfaced at Mary's (A really shitty titty bar) with Papa John.
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How about "Both teams played hard." 100x?

Then there was Damon Stoudamire getting busted with like a pound of reefer.

And Shawn Kemp got into some kinda dirt involving cocaine.

Didnt somebody call Maurice "Mo" Cheeks the n-word, too?
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Said no one ever.
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Woosh wrote:I really miss the Jailblazer era teams.
That team is one of the main reasons mainstream America turned its back on basketball. Well that and the Malice. It's been almost 10 years since that awful night.
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is Myles Leonard already a cocksuckin bust?
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That new kid we snagged isn't too shabby from what I've read. I'm curious to see how they're going to run the rotation with all these new additions.
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