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8-5 to start the season, with all these young kids.....very nice start. I think Theo's plan starting to take shape.

Do I expect a playoff spot this year? No, not necessarily, but they should be contending at the very least.

Do I expect them to be a consistent playoff/world series contender over the next 5-7 years? With all this young talent....yes, I do.
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Cubs suck until they put together at least 2 consecutive winning seasons
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Machado wrote:Cubs suck until they put together at least 2 consecutive winning seasons
Cubs fan vs. Retarded Yankees fan. I know of the two which team I'd rather be a fan of. One of the two is built for a long run in the future, one relies on retirement gimmicks to keep it's fickle fanbase entertained. Ove2ated.

What's even funnier than that is the two minds that knocked the Yankees from relevancy to punchline now run the Cubs.
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Machado wrote:Cubs suck until they put together at least 2 consecutive winning seasons

Fuck off, Machoado.


I've been a Cubs fan my entire life, and in that time span they've only won one playoff series. I am practically salivating at the thought of the team they've put together. They have a bright future.
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LouDoo wrote:
Machado wrote:Cubs suck until they put together at least 2 consecutive winning seasons

Fuck off, Machoado.


I've been a Cubs fan my entire life, and in that time span they've only won one playoff series. I am practically salivating at the thought of the team they've put together. They have a bright future.
Geez. A bright future huh? Like hovering around .500? Can you set the goals any lower. When was the last time this team had a bright future? Maybe 10 or 11 years ago. Then Bartman showed up and put a stop to that.
The curse of the goat. Something always happens and Cubs fans always have a good excuse to fall back on.

Like I wrote earlier, put together two consecutive winnings seasons and maybe baseball fans will not laugh at the mention of Cubs
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Cubs bullpen blows a 4-1 lead late today. Because they suck.
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Encouraging start, sure, but it's a little too early to say any team/player sucks (or doesn't).

Except for Bud Norris. That motherfucker sucks.
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This team should be around .500 this year, which is a huge improvement over the last couple years, and will more than likely put them in wild card contention for most of the year.

But over the next 5-7 years, this team should just keep getting better and better as these young kids get more mature/experience. I'm expecting them to be serious playoff contenders as early as next year.
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But over the next 5-7 years, this team should just keep getting better and better as these young kids get more mature/experience. I'm expecting them to be serious playoff contenders as early as next year.
They could be better than .500 if they had a fucking bullpen or if Castro and Russell would play defense.
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They could be better than .500 if they had a fucking bullpen or if Castro and Russell would play defense.
They are currently 8-7, one game OVER .500 :wink:
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Machado wrote:
LouDoo wrote:
Machado wrote:Cubs suck until they put together at least 2 consecutive winning seasons

Fuck off, Machoado.


I've been a Cubs fan my entire life, and in that time span they've only won one playoff series. I am practically salivating at the thought of the team they've put together. They have a bright future.
Geez. A bright future huh? Like hovering around .500? Can you set the goals any lower. When was the last time this team had a bright future? Maybe 10 or 11 years ago. Then Bartman showed up and put a stop to that.
The curse of the goat. Something always happens and Cubs fans always have a good excuse to fall back on.

Like I wrote earlier, put together two consecutive winnings seasons and maybe baseball fans will not laugh at the mention of Cubs
The Cubs, even while sucking, have had millions of fans. You're talking about people laughing at them, but isn't that A-Rod in your avatar? :lol:

Talk about a laughing stock.
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No matter how bad the cubs suck they'll always have more class and respect then the yankees.
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They could be better than .500 if they had a fucking bullpen or if Castro and Russell would play defense.
They are currently 8-7, one game OVER .500 :wink:
I wish we could end the season after 15 games. I smell a June swoon coming unless all the starters can throw complete games the rest of the year.
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johnk5150 wrote:
Leppardmania wrote:
They could be better than .500 if they had a fucking bullpen or if Castro and Russell would play defense.
They are currently 8-7, one game OVER .500 :wink:
I wish we could end the season after 15 games. I smell a June swoon coming unless all the starters can throw complete games the rest of the year.

I agree that the bullpen is suspect, and its gonna be an Achilles' heel all season.....but I'm thinking more about next year and beyond for this team. Hopefully Theo can get those bullpen holes plugged up starting next season, or possibly the trade deadline this year.

I'm more concerned about Lester's inability to throw over to 1B. What's up with that crap? If/when the Cubs get into the playoffs, his inability to keep runners close could cost the Cubs a game or two in a post season series. He needs to get that crap straightened out before he becomes the next Billy Goat/Bartman.
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I'm also worried about the bullpen, but I trust Theo. He'll make some changes this year, and in the off season to get that right. He wants this, bad. If he can go down in history as the GM that got the Red Sox AND Cubs championships, his legacy is cemented forever.

Plus the season is so young, I'm not worried. I don't expect a championship run this year, but I think they're lined up to be monsters in the coming years.

They've only won one playoff series in my lifetime. I'm chomping at the bit for more.
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Cubs would have won last night's game is 9 innings if Lester could actually hold runners on base.....I'm telling you, if this guy doesn't fix this problem, its gonna cost the Cubs a playoff series sometime down the road.
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UtahRatt wrote:No matter how bad the cubs suck they'll always have more class and respect then the yankees.
Troll on Troll on
Cubs fans would give up anything and everything for a WS title.
Curse of The Goat. The Cubs suck is an annual event. GET USED TO IT!
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Machado wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:No matter how bad the cubs suck they'll always have more class and respect then the yankees.
Troll on Troll on
Cubs fans would give up anything and everything for a WS title.
Curse of The Goat. The Cubs suck is an annual event. GET USED TO IT!
I bet the Cubs win a WS before your old men and steroids team does. Oh and the Cubs have some titles, it's just been a while since they won another.

What's more embarrassing not winning in a long while, or having to buy a ring because your GM doesn't know dick about baseball?
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killeverything wrote:
Machado wrote:
UtahRatt wrote:No matter how bad the cubs suck they'll always have more class and respect then the yankees.
Troll on Troll on
Cubs fans would give up anything and everything for a WS title.
Curse of The Goat. The Cubs suck is an annual event. GET USED TO IT!
I bet the Cubs win a WS before your old men and steroids team does. Oh and the Cubs have some titles, it's just been a while since they won another.

What's more embarrassing not winning in a long while, or having to buy a ring because your GM doesn't know dick about baseball?
WOW! That is putting it mildly. The Cubs have some titles, it's just been a while. How about over 100 years, :lol: :lol: :lol:
MLB players will tell you they would rather win a WS at all costs, instead of not winning in their lifetime.
C'mon Kill, you must be high to be typing this B.S.
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Machado wrote: WOW! That is putting it mildly. The Cubs have some titles, it's just been a while. How about over 100 years, :lol: :lol: :lol:
MLB players will tell you they would rather win a WS at all costs, instead of not winning in their lifetime.
C'mon Kill, you must be high to be typing this B.S.
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johnk5150 wrote:
Machado wrote: WOW! That is putting it mildly. The Cubs have some titles, it's just been a while. How about over 100 years, :lol: :lol: :lol:
MLB players will tell you they would rather win a WS at all costs, instead of not winning in their lifetime.
C'mon Kill, you must be high to be typing this B.S.
Are you a Cowboys and Yankees fan?
Yes I am. Its possible to do but please don't jump ship. Your Cubs are about to be really good, right? They are on the cusp of success
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Matardo calling anybody a troll in these sports threads is rich.
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He's a cliche.
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That was embarrassing
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That was embarrassing.
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I have baseballs autographed by Mark Grace, Kerry Wood, and Ernie Banks. I traded an autographed Reggie Jackson baseball for the Mark Grace and Kerry Wood balls, but I think I made a good deal. They are all MLB authenticated as well. Mark Grace was a hero of mine, and I must admit I was kinda bummed when he got caught drunk driving because for some reason I thought he was a flawless person. I am aware this post has nothing to do with any current Cubs, or the current season, but it's the only thread where I could ever possibly humblebrag about such a thing. I also have a jersey framed in my office.

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Woosh wrote: I also have a jersey framed in my office.
Whose jersey? Tuffy Rhodes?

The Cubs don't suck this year, yet. It is still a long season. I would be happy for them to finally have a good year, but I don't think they don't have the pitching to last the season.
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5 game win streak.....20-15 overall. Not bad for these youngsters, especially with their crappy bullpen.

BTW, if the season ended today, the Cubs would get the 1st Wild Card spot.
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Leppardmania wrote:5 game win streak.....20-15 overall. Not bad for these youngsters, especially with their crappy bullpen.

BTW, if the season ended today, the Cubs would get the 1st Wild Card spot.
Good thing the season does not end today. 162 games pal. That gives the Cubs
many opportunitites to suck(again).
Interesting to see such a pathetic franchise getting excited about
being 5 game over after 35 games. LOL
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Machado wrote:
Leppardmania wrote:5 game win streak.....20-15 overall. Not bad for these youngsters, especially with their crappy bullpen.

BTW, if the season ended today, the Cubs would get the 1st Wild Card spot.
Good thing the season does not end today. 162 games pal. That gives the Cubs
many opportunitites to suck(again).
Interesting to see such a pathetic franchise getting excited about
being 5 game over after 35 games. LOL
You are such a flaming asshole.
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