The Unofficial "The Cubs Don't Suck Anymore" Thread!!

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Gritt wrote:Yes I do know the difference, Pancho.

I'm not a very big baseball fan so I don't really care. But when I get the chance to call you a dipshit for being wrong I'm going to do it.

Dipshit.
Let me end this debate right here. I was not wrong. You were in the wrong and get used to it.
The discussion was about MLB and you strolled in, chest puffed out, wanting to brag about the NFL
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Machado wrote:
Gritt wrote:Yes I do know the difference, Pancho.

I'm not a very big baseball fan so I don't really care. But when I get the chance to call you a dipshit for being wrong I'm going to do it.

Dipshit.
Let me end this debate right here. I was not wrong. You were in the wrong and get used to it.
The discussion was about MLB and you strolled in, chest puffed out, wanting to brag about the NFL
GTFO
You said you were putting your money on the Pirates. The Pirates lost. That would make you wrong.

Dipshit.
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Nuff said


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Machado wrote:I put my money on Cole and the Pirates tonight.
Did you put your money on the Cardinals as well, Nostrildoofus?
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Gritt wrote:
Machado wrote:I put my money on Cole and the Pirates tonight.
Did you put your money on the Cardinals as well, Nostrildoofus?
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Anne_Thrax wrote:Nuff said


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I saw no less than 25 people whizzing in my alley last night. Including 2 chicks.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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Gritt wrote:
Machado wrote:I put my money on Cole and the Pirates tonight.
Did you put your money on the Cardinals as well, Nostrildoofus?
At least I take a stand and back my decision. You just wait on the sidelines and pounce when someone might make a mistake.
You're soft
You're yellow

You don't have the cajones to lay a bet, let alone stick your neck out.
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Once again, you illiterate imbecile, my season predictions are all over the nfl thread. I make nfl predictions all the time.

I have a prediction for you: you will be bashed, owned, and made fun of in multiple threads each day.
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Gritt wrote:Once again, you illiterate imbecile, my season predictions are all over the nfl thread. I make nfl predictions all the time.

I have a prediction for you: you will be bashed, owned, and made fun of in multiple threads each day.
How stupid are you? The discussion about predictions is the MLB Playoffs, not the NFL. C'mon, you must know the difference by now.
Show some balls, make a prediction on the baseball game today and
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I like the Red Sox today.
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johnk5150 wrote:I saw no less than 25 people whizzing in my alley last night. Including 2 chicks.
You live in Wrigleyville?
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johnk5150 wrote:I saw no less than 25 people whizzing in my alley last night. Including 2 chicks.
You live in Wrigleyville?
Diversey and Racine.
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Daniel Murphy!
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Did Arrieta have money on New York? Did he not see how far that foul ball went before throwing him that same pitch?
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johnk5150 wrote:Did Arrieta have money on New York? Did he not see how far that foul ball went before throwing him that same pitch?
Low and in to a lefty is a bad place to throw the ball.

Arrieta has to be exhausted. Hasn't he thrown about 250 innings to date? That's a lot of miles on an arm in any given season.
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Machado wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:Did Arrieta have money on New York? Did he not see how far that foul ball went before throwing him that same pitch?
Low and in to a lefty is a bad place to throw the ball.

Arrieta has to be exhausted. Hasn't he thrown about 250 innings to date? That's a lot of miles on an arm in any given season.

By your standards he's just a loser. CUBS will make a series of this, I bet they win the next game. Are you putting money on it? Make some back from that Card's game?
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UtahRatt wrote:CUBS will make a series of this, I bet they win the next game.
Negatory.

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UtahRatt wrote:
Machado wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:Did Arrieta have money on New York? Did he not see how far that foul ball went before throwing him that same pitch?
Low and in to a lefty is a bad place to throw the ball.

Arrieta has to be exhausted. Hasn't he thrown about 250 innings to date? That's a lot of miles on an arm in any given season.

By your standards he's just a loser. CUBS will make a series of this, I bet they win the next game. Are you putting money on it? Make some back from that Card's game?
not easy to predict the winner now is it?
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Ouch.
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CM Punk lost awesome
Gooden and Strawberry are happy tonight, awesome
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Machado wrote:not easy to predict the winner now is it?
:lol:
YES! Everything I've said since the series started was a JIX, I'm totally superstitious now, this proves to me that voodoo works! Fanfuckingtastic.
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SWEPT! 4-0 out of the ALCS, one series away from reaching the World Series and the CUBS choke again. Just what I was hoping for.

I hate beating a guy when they're down but someone can just go ahead and change the THREAD TITLE TO THE CUBS STILL SUCK!

Fucking Dodgers took the METS to brink and was an error away from facing the CUBS and what does Chicago do, get swept. Not one game, notta win, zilch.


SERIOUSLY?


Hats off to the team for getting everyone from Chicago to the media hyped up to flop in the end. It's just like the CUBS, the heart wrenching stomping in the mud break team.


At least they had a great regular season run only to collapse at the pennant race finish line. I don't know if I should laugh or cry.
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Do the Cubs suck?
@DoTheCubsSuck

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https://twitter.com/DoTheCubsSuck

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Hoverboards still have wheels, and the Cubs still suck. Still in the present.

Want that Lester contract back yet?
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UtahRatt wrote:Hoverboards still have wheels, and the Cubs still suck. Still in the present.

Want that Lester contract back yet?
16 million. Wow.
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UtahRatt wrote:SWEPT! 4-0 out of the ALCS, one series away from reaching the World Series and the CUBS choke again. Just what I was hoping for.

I hate beating a guy when they're down but someone can just go ahead and change the THREAD TITLE TO THE CUBS STILL SUCK!

Fucking Dodgers took the METS to brink and was an error away from facing the CUBS and what does Chicago do, get swept. Not one game, notta win, zilch.


SERIOUSLY?


Hats off to the team for getting everyone from Chicago to the media hyped up to flop in the end. It's just like the CUBS, the heart wrenching stomping in the mud break team.


At least they had a great regular season run only to collapse at the pennant race finish line. I don't know if I should laugh or cry.
Yeah, but it cost 300 million dollars for the Dodgers to once again not even win a pennant.

The only other team more pathetic than that is followed by Machado's retarded ass
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Curse of The Goat

Is is true the innocent man who attempted to bring the goat into
the game over 100 years ago named his pet goat, Murphy?

If yes, very strange that Daniel Murphy was the player that led his team
to sweep the Cubs :lol:
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You have to admit, getting swept on Back to the Future day is the Cubbiest thing we could have possibly done. That is how we roll!
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Anne_Thrax wrote:You have to admit, getting swept on Back to the Future day is the Cubbiest thing we could have possibly done. That is how we roll!
Cubs suck for at least 1 more year. That is how they roll, :lol:

Cubs might have a bright future and they might have the look of a good team, but they still suck today. That is all that matters.
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