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Good for him nice life choice, better vacation than lame Kiss Cruise
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She looks like an afternoon girl, nice girls shifts start at 9
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To be fair, being found unconscious at a brothel in Nevada is not only a better alternative to playing on Phil Jackson's Knicks, its probably healthier.
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Such a waste. He was so talented but never could truly get his shit together.
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Being traded from the Lakers destroyed him. He was never the same since.
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Wait, what? What a way to go, f*cked to death
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always hated him
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Rainbow Bright wrote:Being traded from the Lakers destroyed him. He was never the same since.

he was never that good.

Kobe Bryant made him overachieve.
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Fuck you people, this is some sad shit. Reading on Twitter Kobe left the game and is on his way to Vegas.
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Heenan Snuka wrote:
Rainbow Bright wrote:Being traded from the Lakers destroyed him. He was never the same since.

he was never that good.

Kobe Bryant made him overachieve.

Very valid point.
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Rainbow Bright wrote:Being married to Khloe Kardashian destroyed him. He was never the same since.
Fixed.

He's got KARDASHAIDS!
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TawnyVonJagger wrote:Reading on Twitter Kobe left the game and is on his way to Vegas.
Why? To rape another woman? Wait, he's headed to a whorehouse...can't rape the willing, I guess.

Maybe he's going to give Khloe a ride home from work.
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He and Derrick Coleman are a huge waste of talent.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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johnk5150 wrote:He and Derrick Coleman are a huge waste of talent.
Coleman should have been one of the best of his era.
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Rainbow Bright wrote:To be fair, being found unconscious at a brothel in Nevada is not only a better alternative to playing on Phil Jackson's Knicks, its probably healthier.
Unconscious in Nevada > Watching a knicks game
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Heenan Snuka wrote:
Rainbow Bright wrote:Being traded from the Lakers destroyed him. He was never the same since.
Rainbow Bright wrote:To be fair, being found unconscious at a brothel in Nevada is not only a better alternative to playing on Phil Jackson's Knicks, its probably healthier.

he was never that good.

Kobe Bryant made him overachieve.

Very valid point.
Please. He played in the Olympics ffs
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DOWN2WHISKEY wrote:I wonder if Ryder Cherry is an alias? :P

"Ryder Cherry, a Love Ranch employee, was one of two women who found Lamar Odom on Tuesday afternoon."



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I read one of the girls has gone into hiding.
Friends thought she was missing but it turns out she has
been keeping a low profile and out of the spotlight.

Very smart move!
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FullDJacket wrote:[
Please. He played in the Olympics ffs
So did Christian Laettner.
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Rainbow Bright wrote:To be fair, being found unconscious at a brothel in Nevada is not only a better alternative to playing on Phil Jackson's Knicks, its probably healthier.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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