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[chickenona]

I owe it all to my cheering section, really.

No, you owe it your natural ability to tell a riveting story.

Learn to take a compliment, lady.

Aw, thanks, hon. But I can't discount the power of the feedback either. I'm happy to see it go public.

[chickenona]

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[cookie]

I saw him on the other side of the club. It was so cheesy, a tall Silhouette materializing in the smog of the dry ice machine.
For a moment I was mesmerised. His broad shoulders highlighted his triangular frame. As the air cleared I could see more of his features.
Short black hair, incredibly neat, topped the most gorgeous face I had seen in an age. Clean shaven , with deep green almond shaped eyes.
His friend passed him a bottle of beer and he flashed a wide smile.
Gay. Yup, Has to be, I thought to myself.
I turned back to my friends and sipped my margarita. We had been drinking since nine and I was feeling a little more bold than usual.
Dutch courage is a wonderful thing. An upbeat song came on so I asked him to dance. Nothing ventured nothing gained right? And besides even if he was gay, Dancing is fun.
HI! I spurted out, perhaps a little overly loud and friendly. Wanna dance?
He tilted his head to the side and a small smirk spread across the left of his mouth. Like he was supressing a laugh at my expense.
Sure, why not, he said. Just make sure you dont puke on me missus!
I span on my 4 inch red stilletto heels, grabbed behind me till I felt his tie and stalked onto the dance floor, dragging him behind me..
I pulled my mini skirt down a little further and started to dance on his thigh.He put his hands in my ass and held me as I grinded away.
I flicked my hair back and looked him in the eye as I slid my arms round his neck. I felt his hand slide down and round my ass cheek till he reached the lace of my panties. I gasped as he slid on finger inside. shocked that he was doing it in the middle of a club and shocked at how wet I was. I let him tease me for a little while before slipping a hand to his crotch. This was no bulge, this was an all out pocket rocket waiting to go off. I slowly massaged his solid cock though the fabric of his pants.
I felt him tremble a little and it made me even more hot for him.
My cunt started to ache a little I was so horny by then it hurt. I didnt care that I had just met him, I wanted him right there.
I was snapped back to reality by my girlfriend tugging my skirt back down and hissing in my ear 'You have an audience, slutty Mc'slut'.
I blushed and pulled away.
I wanted it though I wanted it so badly. I looked him dead in the eye and said follow me.
We left the club and went down the side alley. I pushed him against the wall and fumbled with his belt, ultimately needing his help.
He unzipped his fly and released his swollen cock.
Drops of precum glistened in the moonlight. I dropped to my knees and took the head into my mouth, relishing the salty drops betraying his excitement.
I slid my left hand between his legs and caressed his balls as my right hand slowly and deliberately moved up and down his cock.
I could hear his breathing deepen as I felt his fingers entangle in my hair, urging me to go deeper.
I pulled away and bent over a stack of beer crates, Pulling my panties to the side with one hand and holding onto the wall with the other, still quite drunk and a little wobbly.
I didnt see him come over, But I certainly felt him. He took the head of his cock and slid it up and down my slit, teasing me, each time It passed over my clit I moaned a little. Each time he chuckled, relishing my torment. then he put the tip in my willing hole, just a little, an inch maybe. I begged him to put it in, to fuck me hard, but no he toyed near the entrance, dipping in then pulling out, driving me insane.
Suddenly he plunged his full length into me, I gasped as he grabbed me by the hips and fucked me so hard it took my breath away. I had both hands on the wall by this time, pushing myself backwards harder onto his cock. He let go with his right hand and found my clit.
He expertly rubbed it in time with his thrusts. I felt the tingling heat spread throughout my body, as I threw back my head and screamed yes!
This guy was just amazing, and deserved his reward.
I turned around, sat on the crate and took his dick into my moutgh again, dripping sweet with my own juices. I sucked down the front of his shaft till I reached his balls. I darted my tongue all over his glorious orbs making him moan.
After giving them their proper due I took his cock into my mouth again, flicking my tongue around the head on each upstroke.
Increasing the speed I covered my teeth with my lips and applied pressure to the shaft. Fasted and faster I could feel his hips starting to buck. I braced myself for the surprise in my throat and gulped appreciatively. He staggered backwards and let out a big sigh. then smiled that killer smile.
I wiped my mouth, kissed his cheek and walked away. My heels click clacking on the asphalt as I went.



Ok be nice

[EliseThePiece]

Chicke please keep going with that story. I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!!!!

[Succubyss]

I owe it all to my cheering section, really.

No, you owe it your natural ability to tell a riveting story.

Learn to take a compliment, lady.

What she said. And what Elise said about having to know what happens next. It's not just about the sex, it's about THE STORY.

S (you have the gift and it's HOT)

[chickenona]

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[cookie]

The girls are right, you have a gift chickie!

[chickenona]

Thanks Cookie!

I read yours and really enjoyed it. You have a natural gift for this as well, you have a skill with tempering your erotica with humor. I'm happy with what you put up.

[cookie]

Thanks that means a lot!

[MotleyMaiden]

Nona, you have made this thread all kinds of awesome!! And I truly admire your courage!!

[chickenona]

Thanks, hon.

Although it hasn't taken that much courage. It's all kinda flowed out organically.

[Pill]

Thanks, hon.

Please stop saying that.

[chickenona]

It's gotten to be almost a reflex, Pill. I address everyone that way at work. I got the habit from the hot, hot grocery manager.

All this other shit I've put on here and you're bothered by "hon"?

[chickenona]

Ya know, not now.

That ended with that guy. I went as far a person could go with that shit.

[Pill]

All this other shit I've put on here and you're bothered by "hon"?

Yes.

[chickenona]

Hahaha, man I love Pill.

[jahlive 420]

"She sat down next to Tim and asked if it was okay to let me on the couch with them. It was one of those Anne Ricey looking velvet chesterfields like Iggy would dig out of the dumpster for his pad."

that was funny. those two sentences bought me a couple extra minutes to read the rest.

[chickenona]

Just givin' this bitch a bump.

I'm done on here for now. It's up to you guys.

[UnknownLegend]

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[chickenona]

Hey baby!

[Rainbow Bright]

So yesterday, after laying the sun and working on ridding myself of my pale white legs, I get a phone call. With a glance at my caller ID, I smiled as I answered. As it was my Sugar Daddy informing me he and his Mistress friend were en route and just outside Salem. After the brief conversation, I hung up the phone and sat back in my lawn chair and got a small nap in. After all, a girl has to be properly rested for shenanigans that happen in the twilight of Saturday.

An hour and a half and two bong loads later, I'm clad in a vinyl Red Riding Hood outfit with a black Vinyl Corset, Red Stockings, Red Rumba Panties and my platform Mary Jane shoes. And we're off towards Junction City. The destination? A patch of forest known as High Pass.

We get out there and we settle on an old spur that was gated. We snap some photos of me posing and twirling before Sugar Daddy and his Mistress friend go on a short hike. They discover an old Skidder trail and we hike up it a little ways until he hit a clearing or sorts: one that was littered with shotgun shells and broken clay pigeons. What catches their eye are two logs in the near edge of the clearing. Behind the two were an uprooted tree, an old logging road and miles of pure wilderness.

After Sugar Daddy packs up two bags and his camera (And the Mistress friend gets shots of me skipping in the dress), he instructs that I lay on the smaller of the two logs face up. I nod and lay down. With a grin, Sugar Daddy pulled out three straps and bound my feet first to the log, followed by my upper waist (just under the bust) and then my hands, which were up above my head.

After making sure I'm totally secured, fun time happens. Which mostly consisted of my thighs and balls being slapped and tickled with various things. Highlights include fern leaves and a combination of Fir and Pine cones. And a branch.

After about forty-five minutes after the sun had set and the breeze steadily blowing, we said fuck it and bagged the outside play. After all, being a skinny assed trashy gal does have a dis-advantage or two; no ass and I freeze easy.

Oh, and we photographed the whole thing too. To top it off, My Sugar Daddy looks like he could play for The Doobie Brothers.

If that tale doesn't get high ranks in this thread, I'll be sadend

[UnknownLegend]

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[Rainbow Bright]

Hi Chicke! We'll try and keep it alive a little longer while we wait for Itjogs and anyone else to get inspired.

RB- I have two questions:
1) Is this reality porn? I think reality porn gets higher points, but I'm not sure.
2) Did you get off?

Not reality porn. Sugar Daddy's Mistress Friend has her own site. And I think she snapped those to put up on there.

And no, I didn't. It was too fucking cold outside. That was saved for the indoor fun.

[chickenona]

Oh, God, RBO, thank you SO MUCH for putting that shit up. God how I've longed for some more contributions here. It's like Christmas morning on Memorial Day!

I think you posted a pic of Sugar Daddy before, standing behind you while you were wearing a gas mask and a Dorothy outfit. That is so fucking awesome. Gender-bending, PACNW herb-growing timber country and S & M. I see no elements missing.

I think I have a new favorite here.

[chickenona]

Bump for RBO. Bottom of page 7, folks.

[chickenona]

Still another bump for RBO because I dug that story.

[Rainbow Bright]

Time to kickstart this thread. With more fun from...me.

I would put a definitive date on this, but I'm bad with dates. Hell I thought it was Wednesday today. But I digress.

It was my collaring day with Sugar Daddy and his Mistress friend. To find the right one, we hit the streets. (after I got an anemia in the bathtub) And checked out every single Fetish Shop in Portland, clad in locking knee high boots that were about 5" in the back and a black PVC dress. While we initially struck out with the posture collar, we did find a rather adorable purple and black dress with frills and puffed sleeve. (We got the collar the next day.) PVC of course. We scored that and I ended up donning a gas mask, wig and that dress while I made supper. While still locked in the boots.

Afterwards, I changed into a PVC trenchcoat and back into the other PVC dress. And a Rubber Doll hood. Where I was wrapped up like a straight jacket and bound with straps, paddled, and put into various positions and photographed. I was then moved to a futon that was covered with a sheet of red PVC (See a re-occurring theme?) and tied up again. And played with some more until I went into the mummy bag.

The mummy bag was a hoot. Though it got a little too hot as I tried to sleep in it. That, and Sugar Daddy snuck a vibrator under the straps and left the damned thing on. After that, we smoked some pot and called it a day.

[chickenona]

I'm loving these - hardcore fetish stuff. Maybe I've been too hasty in my judgment of S & M gear.

[uptheass]

you are pathetic itpayswhorestosleepwithhimcozhestoouglyamongus you spend all your time on the internet writing this kind of trash while your wife is at home fantasizing about baseball players you must be a real ugly greasy haired world of warcraft player to have to write this kind of things on the internet you need to get a life

[chickenona]

Sounds like somebody could really use an anemia in the bathtub.