NIN Got Some Crazy Bitches, Part Trois

[citrinecastle]

speaking of bloated .....

Wee 'ittle midget has to stand on chair to look big?


Awwww...how...CUTE.

[amouthfulofsin220]

Oh, and B the W...

Orion is, for once, showing a modicum of intelligence...

Posting people's pics here that have done nothing to us=



P.S.-the goat was cute.

EDIT: thanks for removing them

[citrinecastle]

I Wanna Fuck You In My Garanimals

I like to eat paste and glue
I like all things that are blue
I like chicks with the name Q
I like to rhyme things with 'eww'

Tweet me
I like amusement park rides
Tweet me
I'll run to my mods and tell
Tweet me
I think you're ugly and chubby
I'm as short as a fucking elf

I wanna fuck you in my Garanimals
Wanna do it on the playground slide
I wanna fuck you in my Garanimals
I have a small three inch dong
I like to french kiss my dog

I get the shits while on vacation
I like chicks who can't fucking sing
I am STILL fucking short as an elf
I'll give you some fake ass bling

Tweet me
Ban you for no reason
Tweet me
You can all go to hell
Tweet me
I am so perfect
I'm STILL fucking short as an elf

I wanna fuck you in my Garanimals
Wanna do it on the playground slide
I wanna fuck you in my Garanimals
I have a small three inch dong
I like to french kiss my dog

I mumble about forests, something 'bout trees
My bloated stomach, Elvis suit please
I have no money, I have no life
Twitter is the reason I stay alive





Ok, maybe we can collaborate...how about "Head Like a Troll?"

Head like a troll...hmmm.....will collab on THAT one! PM me!

[bronzecookie81]

That's exactly what I said!!! Damn......look at his little legs. Jesus.

Why is he standing on a chair?! Omg, look at those tiny little legs- I bet he has a 24-inch inseam. heh.

[Neonne]

That's exactly what I said!!! Damn......look at his little legs. Jesus.

Why is he standing on a chair?! Omg, look at those tiny little legs- I bet he has a 24-inch inseam. heh.

[Orionslavegirl1]

Orion is, for once, showing a modicum of intelligence...

Intelligence = ass kissing?

Ugh no.

But thank you for agreeing with me anyway.

[bronzecookie81]

LMAO LMAO
I HATE you!!!!!!!!

That's exactly what I said!!! Damn......look at his little legs. Jesus.

Why is he standing on a chair?! Omg, look at those tiny little legs- I bet he has a 24-inch inseam. heh.

[citrinecastle]

Anyone else think he's standing on a chair because some of us made short/elf jokes? If so....FAIL. It's one thing to be sarcastic...it's another to cut off your nose to spite your face.

But then again...maybe he just was ELEVATING himself to feel superior by standing on a chair and looking bigger than everyone



Ouch

[EvilNTent]

[quote="citrinecastle"]I Wanna Fuck You In My Garanimals

I like to eat paste and glue
I like all things that are blue
I like chicks with the name Q
I like to rhyme things with 'eww'

Tweet me
I like amusement park rides
Tweet me
I'll run to my mods and tell
Tweet me
I think you're ugly and chubby
I'm as short as a fucking elf

I wanna fuck you in my Garanimals
Wanna do it on the playground slide
I wanna fuck you in my Garanimals
I have a small three inch dong
I like to french kiss my dog

I get the shits while on vacation
I like chicks who can't fucking sing
I am STILL fucking short as an elf
I'll give you some fake ass bling

Tweet me
Ban you for no reason
Tweet me
You can all go to hell
Tweet me
I am so perfect
I'm STILL fucking short as an elf

I wanna fuck you in my Garanimals
Wanna do it on the playground slide
I wanna fuck you in my Garanimals
I have a small three inch dong
I like to french kiss my dog

I mumble about forests, something 'bout trees
My bloated stomach, Elvis suit please
I have no money, I have no life
Twitter is the reason I stay alive

[/quote]



In case I haven't mentioned this before, you & your song send ups are hilarious. Keep it up!

[EvilNTent]

[quote="citrinecastle"]

But then again...maybe he just was ELEVATING himself to feel superior by standing on a chair and looking bigger than everyone
Ouch[/quote]


Makes you wonder if he has to sit on a telephone book at the dinner table, doesn't it?

[misanthropia]

Fucking excellent! I seriously can't stop laughing!

And I wouldn't doubt that he needs a phone book or a booster seat at the table, and also to see over the steering wheel. He probably has a stick to work the gas pedal because his gut is now too big to move the seat forward so he can reach

btw- Citrine, I always enjoy your songs but the Garanimal Closer is my favorite!

That's exactly what I said!!! Damn......look at his little legs. Jesus.

Why is he standing on a chair?! Omg, look at those tiny little legs- I bet he has a 24-inch inseam. heh.

[bronzecookie81]

Short Units!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO
Priceless.......Short Angry Husky Men......that's a BIG market I bet.



[quote="warmleatherette"]BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Funny as fuck.....Go Shorty with yo 24 inch inseams...TR if you go into the rap game call yourself Short n Fluffy.....or S. Fluffy be just like the tall rappers like 50 cent and release a clothing line but your clothing line will be geared towards short angry husky men called Short Units.

[BaGawker2.0]

Ok that's kinda funny with Trent on the chair. Props to him for him doing 1 funny thing in months.

[amouthfulofsin220]

Orion is, for once, showing a modicum of intelligence...

Intelligence = ass kissing?

Ugh no.

But thank you for agreeing with me anyway.

Wow, you are really brilliant...
talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face

Orion=idiot

Anyways...

That dude looks nothing like Shane.
Please take that "he looks delicious" crap elsewhere. He looks ridiculous standing on that chair.

when I said delicious, I meant Ilan...because he's cute, but he looks like a gay lumberjack in that shirt. And that dude by Justin does have the same flavor, the same aura as Shane...although he doesn't look like Kate in the face, obviously. Admit it though-if "Shane" was a NIN fan, she'd totally rock that outfit

Also, I don't ride....horses, nor do I have a photobucket account. Random people don't need access to my pics I'm surprised you would actually look through the album, so I did as well, and there were no horses-just a bunch of gamer stuff.

And last but not least ::drumroll:: I'm NOT WHITE.

P.S.-Warmleatherette:

refer to my last post for my feelings on your inane fucking comment

[amouthfulofsin220]

Amouthfull- So you think the guy in the picture has a hot lesbian aura? WOW.
Don't quit your day job.
And yes the photobucket you used has pictures of horses in it. Don't be ashamed you are a pasty white pirate that goes to horse shows. That pic of you on the spotted horse is pretty.

Whatever you say, Cat. I'm not gonna argue with you over my ethnicity.

P.S.-Day job as a lesbo lol? Compare and contrast:

Kate Moennig:

he can't help it he's androngynous...he's still cute.



Anyways, I didn't think Kate was hot like that...I preferred Jennifer, or Mia

[Nymeses]

Just wanted to pop in and say that Shane from The L Word was fucking hot as shit!

Okay everyone, carry on.

[Nymeses]

Just wanted to pop in and say that Shane from The L Word was fucking hot as shit!

Okay everyone, carry on.

Fuck yeah she is. I thought her and Carmen were a hot couple too.

I feel like all the negative crap in this thread from warmpussyette and cunthousebabe needs to be diffused by people like me hijacking the thread with talk from the L word, lol.

So on that note, I thought Shane and Carmen were pretty hot together too. Though I admit I shamefully enjoyed the scene where Shane hooks up with Cherie Jaffe by the pool at night after a fight with Carmen. Does that make me a terrible person?

[A Zombie]

Please stop posting pictures of random nin.com members.We can make fun of em but its not cool if we post pictures.

Seriously

wait whats that? so posting people's pictures on here is wrong.. but using someone's real/full name as your twitter name to troll other people is ok i guess? eat shit and die orion.. you're such a fucking tool

[chickenona]

Just poppin' in here to interject that although I have no dog in this fight, am on Twitter but have never used it so I missed all this, and Trent Reznor leaves me absolutely cold, I think Turdbeast = win and mouthfulofsin kicks mucho porn ass.

Yeah, that's pretty much it.

PS I LOVE OLD BALLS.

Yeah , throwing around old deflated BALLS are the best! LMAO

You're being glib. You don't know the history of old balls. I do.

Also my teenage daughter has the actual outfit with the plaid blouse and skinny jeans that faggot on the far right of Reznor's stand-on-a-chair pic is wearing. If she'd been at that meet and greet both would have been totally embarrassed and a catfight would have ensued.

[Orionslavegirl1]

Please stop posting pictures of random nin.com members.We can make fun of em but its not cool if we post pictures.

Seriously

wait whats that? so posting people's pictures on here is wrong.. but using someone's real/full name as your twitter name to troll other people is ok i guess? eat shit and die orion.. you're such a fucking tool

And don't know what the fuck you are talking about. I don't have any other names on twitter.

If you people want to accuse me of something then I demand proof.

Oh and Sin- Go fuck yourself. You are a fucking liar when you say you JUST became a fan. You know stuff that was in the first thread- Why don't you log in as your original screename.

[amouthfulofsin220]

Ok, ok, I admit I started the fairy woodsman thing, and I meant it in an endearing way and not in a homophobic offensive way. Yes, Ilan looks like a fairy-but that androgynous look is in for young guys/girls, and the namecalling is icky. Anyways, even if he was gay/bi, what the fucking fuck's wrong with that??



In a thread full of idiots, a woman of reasonable intelligence could be queen.

(Again, I apologize to those not involved in this tragic little comedy)



P.S.-you know I'm just fucking with y'all, right. Lighten up, life's too short

Going all stalker-y and breaching people's privacy and posting random profiles on here...what exactly is the damage with some of you ladies?? It's not good sportsmanship.

P.S.S.- Yay Chicke!

[THELORDOFDARKNESS]

Just poppin' in here to interject that although I have no dog in this fight, am on Twitter but have never used it so I missed all this, and Trent Reznor leaves me absolutely cold, I think Turdbeast = win and mouthfulofsin kicks mucho porn ass.

Yeah, that's pretty much it.

PS I LOVE OLD BALLS.

Yeah , throwing around old deflated BALLS are the best! LMAO

You're being glib. You don't know the history of old balls. I do.

Also my teenage daughter has the actual outfit with the plaid blouse and skinny jeans that faggot on the far right of Reznor's stand-on-a-chair pic is wearing. If she'd been at that meet and greet both would have been totally embarrassed and a catfight would have ensued.

I'm being GLIB! I'm just about ready to jump on a chair and tell U how much I love you while telling you don't snort ritalin


I'm down with old nutz!
and nutty scientologist .

[THELORDOFDARKNESS]

MouthfullofStupidity: Go away with your alterego, go back to tweeting the mods on cult.com and posting under A_sourgirl.

I think he's just delicious, but doesn't Ilan look like the fairy woodsman in that shirt? And that guy jmj is hangin off of looks like the male version of Shane McCutcheon, a character on The L Word.



P.S.-Shane was hot.

OMG! Is Trent into scientology too?

[bronzecookie81]

Did Trent get MORE Botox?? His face looks hella tight on the picture where he's standing in the chair. He's looking like Margaret Cho.

[amouthfulofsin220]

Who's saying anything homophobic? You didnt get your big wide ass panties in a bunch when we say comments like a hot ghetto mess which some demographics think is "racist" or "prejudice". So don't be assuming anything about my views cos girl or you'll make an ass out of yourself.

Once again another cult.com member/fan that crazier than fuckin' cat shit. Trent, Brett, and Rob is probably laughing amongst themselves of the images they see pictures of you in a pirate costume, big ass titties (trent's love to hate female body part), and you on a mare....Tons of lolz.

You're obviously projecting...ANYWAYS-

Directions: pwn, rinse, repeat

Going all stalker-y and breaching people's privacy and posting random profiles on here...what exactly is the damage with some of you ladies?? It's not good sportsmanship.

Seriously, what's with you ladies' obsession at uncovering people's identities? It's nutty, and not in a Hershey's Almond delicious kinda way...this thread isn't about finding out who Amouthful is or for that matter, who Orion or Zombie is, it's about TR...

...so I suggest you stay focused. If you think you've got anything on me, go ahead and spill, but frankly, I'm getting bored, and bringing innocent, unassuming people into it isn't nice.

You needn't worry yourself about who I bang... *gigglesnort*

What is this, highschool? Because my sarcastic ass pwned there too.

Jade-

^See above^

Let's get back to what's important....

the short
the stocky
the sullen
the ultimately tasty...

Trent Reznor!

P.S.-Please? I'm getting bored talking about me

[bronzecookie81]

Oh Oh....Gene's going hard at Trent "Reiser" again.

http://news.asiaone.com/News/Latest%2BN ... 60567.html

Notice how Trent never says shit when someone else fights back. Come on Fluffy! Give us a show......

[Orionslavegirl1]

Seriously, what's with you ladies' obsession at uncovering people's identities? It's nutty, and not in a Hershey's Almond delicious kinda way...this thread isn't about find out who Amouthful is or for that matter, who Orion or Zombie is, it's about TR...

...so I suggest you stay focused. If you think you've got anything on me, go ahead and spill, but frankly, I'm getting bored, and bringing innocent, unassuming people into it isn't nice.

Eventhough I think you're a bitch,I have to agree.

This is not about us or any identity we may or may not have. What Sin said above also applies with me- accuse me and show me evidence or shut the fuck up-don't turn into a middle aged fat balding douchebag and use the internet as your own personal Judge and Jury.

And leave the unassuming NINtards alone. Posting pictures of them is pointless.

back to Trent and his downward spiral

[amouthfulofsin220]

In the article:

"If you're gonna talk the talk, then you're gonna have to walk the walk. If you're going to open your b**** mouth, do it (properly)," the 59-year-old says of Reznor.

During his interview with my paper at The Arts House, Simmons also purposely mispronounces Reznor's name, calling the 44-year-old singer "Trent Reiser".

Simmons then proves it's hard to know when to take him seriously."

Gene is awesome...and I seriously doubt Trent would fire back-what is he going to say, after Gene actually attended his show in Singapore? I know I'd feel like an asshole

Pucker up, Trent...

P.S.-Thanks Orion, and you're smarter than I thought, since I am a bitch

[amouthfulofsin220]

Just wanted to pop in and say that Shane from The L Word was fucking hot as shit!

Okay everyone, carry on.

Fuck yeah she is. I thought her and Carmen were a hot couple too.

I feel like all the negative crap in this thread from warmpussyette and cunthousebabe needs to be diffused by people like me hijacking the thread with talk from the L word, lol.

So on that note, I thought Shane and Carmen were pretty hot together too. Though I admit I shamefully enjoyed the scene where Shane hooks up with Cherie Jaffe by the pool at night after a fight with Carmen. Does that make me a terrible person?

No it doesn't. That had to be the hottest lesbian scene I've ever, well, seen. The song they used was perfect for it, too

I wonder what the actresses are doing now?

[bronzecookie81]

Who is this NIN taint licker???

http://www.shortandbored.com/2009/08/ma ... eznor.html