NIN Got Some Crazy Bitches, Part Trois

[Orionslavegirl1]

We're back in the saddle Citrine!

Lmao. He can't ban me again!

[citrinecastle]

Nope! That he can't!

[misanthropia]

Bravo, Orionslavegirl1 & citrinecastle! LMFAO!

[citrinecastle]

Orionslavegirl, we should collab on one called Stompy Little Midget.

[Orionslavegirl1]

Orionslavegirl, we should collab on one called Stompy Little Midget.

As long as i get to play tambourine and wail in the background

Or something

[citrinecastle]

We'll need Ming and Pingpong doing a chorus of "Stomp it! Stomp it real good! Spicey!"

[bronzecookie81]

Thought you all would get a kick out of this. Saw it Monday on another site but forgot to post it.

http://i35.tinypic.com/2csciub.jpg

[citrinecastle]

Funny, but there's not much of a difference, is there? LOL

[bronzecookie81]

She looks better as a *real* Dude to me.
Got a manly face.

Funny, but there's not much of a difference, is there? LOL

[dustbunny]

Heh heh...and whatever happened to Q's so called music project he so blatantly hinted at? Only thing her ass will be singing/writing is something like this...


Sung to Hurt. I like to call it Butthurt.


I wed a douche Sunday
To buy some more high heels
And to buy his Rogaine
He'll sign my record deal
So what if I'm a ho
He says that I can sing
I just have to screech and bay
Have to work for my damn ring

Why am I so dumb?
I have no friends
Everyone one I know
Ran away in the end

Now my boobs have fallen
When they once were pert
Ass no longer round
I am real butthurt

Dresses no longer fit
Now don underwear
All I do is mop
Rollers in my hair
Just spent our last damn dime
He has a job at Sears
Selling plastic shelves
Selling spray on hair

Why am I so dumb?
I have no friends
Everyone one I know
Ran away in the end

Now my boobs have fallen
When they once were pert
Ass no longer round
I am real butthurt

My shift it starts at 10
I'm selling tricks and lays
Just have to tuck myself
Just another day

Dammit Citrine! You're killing me..."just have to tuck myself, just another day"....EPIC!

[dustbunny]

She looks better as a *real* Dude to me.
Got a manly face.

Funny, but there's not much of a difference, is there? LOL

Yes, "she" does...I say she just go for the whole sexual reassignment surgery and forget the tucking.

[dustbunny]

The rules on CULT.com are pathetic when it comes to discussing the wedding!

http://forum.nin.com/bb/read.php?9,906781


http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/i ... n-maandig/

I laughed so hard at this idiot's comment. Can we get any further up Fluffy's and Queef's ass??

"wow, she's absolutely stunning.
aside from her incredible beauty, anyone have any pertinent general information on Mrs. Reznor(!) here?
no sordid personal details, mind you; but any girl able to snag our man Trent, with a RING no less, has got to be one hell of a chick, and worth knowing a little more about.
i saw somewhere she quit her band after they were engaged. what band was that? in any case, nothing but the absolute best to the both of them; may they live for what they love, and love as long as they live."

And comments like this one:

I am thrilled about this thread. It seemed silly for us to have to avoid the wedding topic.
I do hope we get to see more pix. They are both gorgeous and they make a great couple. The more I see them together, the more I sense how happy they are.

Mmmmkay.....

[bronzecookie81]

What kind of Kush do these mutherfuckers on CULT.COM smoke?? Honestly.

Hey Filamina......how's it tucking *ahem* hanging?

[Orionslavegirl1]

Don't forget to NOT wear underwear

Orionslavegirl, we should collab on one called Stompy Little Midget.

As long as i get to play tambourine and wail in the background

Or something

Im itchy already

[dustbunny]

Ok, this is really, really bad...


The Tuck-It Dance:

Trent's part:

All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image of me that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the old fool in town
and my sound's laid down by NIN
I'll snort all the coke ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Trent but you can call me god
Yo ladies, I know you want me
And all the artists in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' short, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
I'm gonna fall when the steriods pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my women lumpy.
I fantasize about sucking dick, straight loser mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
Like I'm high on crack
hey yo fat goth, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm waxy
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the chicks with dicks
I once got busy in a Taco Bell bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance

Chorus:

The Tuck-It Dance is your chance to do the tuck
Do the Tuck-It Dance, come on and do the Tuck-It Dance
Do the Tuck-It Dance, just watch me do the Tuck-It Dance
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Tuck-It Dance

Q's part:

People say "Yo, Queenie, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, spread my legs on the floor, B,
all the girls they hate me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my Lady Gaga pee-pee will cause you to rolf
My pee-pee is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by guys in bands, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my ass is large
I'm ugly but still get fan mail
I use words that don't mean nothin', like mega fail
I sang on a Diet Coke commerical and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab the biscuits!
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to blow
All Trent had to do is give me a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.

(Repeat Chorus to Fade)

2009 EPIC FAIL! RECORDS

[apple_of_soddom]

oh my, i see it already. if queerqueen is leaving him trent will turn into a very bad copyclown of Phil Collins......
i'd rather listen the real Collins' music (and to Genesis) than his whiny sniff sniff ....

[Wikkedsyn]

Trent is wed and no one cares.

I literally lol'ed. Oh, man- is it time to rewrite the whole damn song? We haven't had one in quite a few pages

His folly

set to the tune of Heresy by NIN

She sowed her mouth shut because she was afraid to speak
Deleted her twitter,pretended to be meak.
He's got her by the hand
Doesn't know when her ovaries will peak

Trent is WED. And no one cares.
Not the fucking media.Trent pulled out his hair

He flexed his muscles to keep his flock of sheep in line(didn't change this lyric--really fitting)
He deleted all our profiles,he always seems to be online
His perfect answers,for shutting up all the trolls
Demands devotion,fan girls all know their rolls

Your Trent is WED. And no one cares.
Not the fucking media.Trent is running scared

Crying in her cupcakes
No one left.. who is her friend
WIG finally hit the big time
She made the wrong choice at the end

That is awesome!!!! We need to actually find someone who can manipulate the real songs, and sing the new lyrics. Karaoke anyone??? lol

[Wikkedsyn]

Thought you all would get a kick out of this. Saw it Monday on another site but forgot to post it.

http://i35.tinypic.com/2csciub.jpg

LOL...amazing.

[Wikkedsyn]

what the hell is reznor saying in that promo for fringe? I can't make it out.

Just watched it myself...
http://io9.com/5387892/trent-reznor-mak ... n-creepier

Something about "war is coming..blah blah"

[Orionslavegirl1]

Since i watch Fringe i can tell you what he was saying. A couple of episodes ago The main Character met the notorious William Bell(Lenard Nimoy) and he was describing about an upcoming war between two alternate realities. That is what Trent was whispering.

Either that or he was the victim of a dutch oven and is mightily pissed off about it.

[artsparkle]

LMAO! Thanks for the early morning laughs Orion and Citrine.

[Wikkedsyn]

"Fittingly, the same week we’re celebrating the 20th anniversary of a song called “Ringfinger,” Reznor married Mariqueen Maandig in a ceremony this weekend, Rolling Stone reported."

http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/i ... e-machine/

It's kind of funny, how no one seems to mention that instead of enjoying his honeymoon, he's tweeting about an album 20 years ago. LOL...

The joke about Ringfinger..lol I guess it could describe the joining of Fluffy and Queef too:

"Well you've got me working so heard lately.
Working my hands until they bleed.
If I was twice the man I could be.
I'd still be half of what you need"

Bring on the jokes some more..it's quite entertaining to say the least.

[Wikkedsyn]

Bronze made me think of this as well...

Odd, how he can remember every day/month/year that a CD comes out, yet he can't even remember his own sober date? hmmm strange isn't it.

[citrinecastle]

Dustbunny! ROTFL!

[misanthropia]

"Fittingly, the same week we’re celebrating the 20th anniversary of a song called “Ringfinger,” Reznor married Mariqueen Maandig in a ceremony this weekend, Rolling Stone reported."

http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/i ... e-machine/

It's kind of funny, how no one seems to mention that instead of enjoying his honeymoon, he's tweeting about an album 20 years ago. LOL...

The joke about Ringfinger..lol I guess it could describe the joining of Fluffy and Queef too:

"Well you've got me working so heard lately.
Working my hands until they bleed.
If I was twice the man I could be.
I'd still be half of what you need"

Bring on the jokes some more..it's quite entertaining to say the least.

Even better with the original Twist lyrics!

Still you lead me and I follow
From the small of your back up to your chin
Over to the tip of your switchblade
As you pull it out and you stick it in

It can go a little deeper
I'm wearing these chains
You make it hurt real good
I love the pain


As ambiguous now as the day he wrote it. heh. I bet her switchblade is bigger than his

[Wikkedsyn]

"Fittingly, the same week we’re celebrating the 20th anniversary of a song called “Ringfinger,” Reznor married Mariqueen Maandig in a ceremony this weekend, Rolling Stone reported."

http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/i ... e-machine/

It's kind of funny, how no one seems to mention that instead of enjoying his honeymoon, he's tweeting about an album 20 years ago. LOL...

The joke about Ringfinger..lol I guess it could describe the joining of Fluffy and Queef too:

"Well you've got me working so heard lately.
Working my hands until they bleed.
If I was twice the man I could be.
I'd still be half of what you need"

Bring on the jokes some more..it's quite entertaining to say the least.

Even better with the original Twist lyrics!

Still you lead me and I follow
From the small of your back up to your chin
Over to the tip of your switchblade
As you pull it out and you stick it in

It can go a little deeper
I'm wearing these chains
You make it hurt real good
I love the pain


As ambiguous now as the day he wrote it. heh. I bet her switchblade is bigger than his

LOL the chain made me remember this comment on I saw on her facebook:

Brianne Pouliot Congrats on the new ball and chain! Best wishes,
~sharkdiver
Wed at 9:09am via Facebook for iPhone

Like who the hell would write that?? Is that supposed to be a compliment? Ugh..NINsheep, such fools.
And I guess her whole family didn't know about the wedding:

Unique Macapayag Congrats cuz! My friend actually sent me an email about your wedding..... hope all is wonderful with you!!
Wed at 11:29pm

[citrinecastle]

Oh shit...Sharkdiver? I considered her a friend...kinda...not like she's spoken to me for...oh gee...THREE years?

Christ....she's become one of the cyanide kool aid drinkers.


I must mourn now.

[amouthfulofsin220]

Even better with the original Twist lyrics!

Still you lead me and I follow
From the small of your back up to your chin
Over to the tip of your switchblade
As you pull it out and you stick it in

It can go a little deeper
I'm wearing these chains
You make it hurt real good
I love the pain

That's...uh...what? He was all about the mystique back then

Between that song and Kinda I Want To he had sexually confused dudes sweating bullets at his concerts...miserable little tease that he is

>weeping with laughter<

[nancy]

Does anyone watch Fringe? I've never heard of it. This was on EW this morning.

http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2009/10/ ... exclusive/

I never miss an episode of Fringe. It's like The X-Files (another favorite!)
And, TR, get your own series!!! Damn it!!! You're goin' to ruin it!!

[apple_of_soddom]

so, these are the revamped lyrics to zero-sum:

"and ive seen history repeat itself enough times to know
a war is coming
you don't have to trust me, or even like me
but you can't deny i hold a unique perspective shaped by having lived in two worlds
i've seen first hand the difference a wrong choice can make"


mhm, i really ike the last line ...