NIN Got Some Crazy Bitches, Part Trois

[citrinecastle]

CH1

I decided to be a musician. How in hell was I going to do that I wasn't quite certain. Then the corn growing in the fields around me whispered to me. They said, "Go forth and ......" and that's all they said. A passing fairy shouted out to me "I LIKE S&M! You would too!"

And that is how the Closer video was born.

(We're totally ignoring any videos previous)

So the Closer video was born. And I, St Trent with my scrawny pale ass in manacles was born. With a blind fold. And I had the female masses in thrall.


to be continued

[LonelyGirl]

If I would have got a chance to meet him, I would have spoken to him about not taking what fans say so seriously online. I would have talked to him about manic depression and that he should get some treatment. I doubt that he would listen to what anybody says. He turns anyone who cares about him away with his actions.

[citrinecastle]

Well, he knows who his father is and mother. I was being snide in that post lol. He has contact with dad... and maybe mom. I'm just the ....uhhhh...humor here. I know what's known, that is all..

Plus I'm just being humorous. It's sort of my job here.

Prequel


My mom wanted nothing to do with me. I can sort of understand because she bonked the quarter back...or maybe it was her lab partner. At any rate she got knocked up with me. Somehow I got shipped off to my grandparents. Not long later my parents gave birth to my sister. I was very confused and irate when I realized my mother wanted to raise my sister, yet had wanted nothing to do with me.

Why is this so?

At any rate, I was a boy scout...hated it...hunted squirrels down, diced them up for fun...you know, I wanted at that point to be DIFFERENT. Started stealing my granny's knee highs and sneaking them to my room where I could use some nail clippers and slowly and methodically shred them....and make them look cool.

A few months later I stole some of Granny's Go Go boots....I had always been short, figured she would be proud of me for using said boots; she was always quite proud of me....I know she looks upon me from above, wonderful woman that she is/was.

Enough for the Trent book prequel for now, LMAO

Citrine, That's actually interesting and humourous especially the part how Trent's mom didn't know who his father was, and how abortion was illegal back them so embryotic Trent couldn't be terminated way back them. And how Trent discovered grannies torn stockings and garterbelts, and how he wore high heel (platform) sandals to look more taller..

Write some more stuff, CitrineCastel


Diamonds and Pearls, will you be a happy she-male or shim?

[BaGawker2.0]

Lmao NIN fanfic?

[amouthfulofsin220]

Even Vrenna knows this Bitch is the maid and housesitter.
If only this were really Sybil.

@chris_vrenna You're welcome to come sweep my floors and clean my toilet when you have time, Vrenna.
11:01 PM Jan 27th from web in reply to chris_vrenna

@Mr_Reznor Isn't that Mariqueen's job?
about 1 hour ago from web in reply to Mr_Reznor

@chris_vrenna It take you 2 weeks to come up with that lame comeback Vrenna? You lay down insults about as well as you lay down drum tracks.

That can't possibly really be TR, but is it really Vrenna? If so...


Damn! the guy's got some stones on him LMAO

[bronzecookie81]

I just said it's not TR. It's some fan that is funny as hell. I believe that is Vrenna though. Don't know why anyone would bother talking through a dummy account for him...then, he had some snide remarks about TR after the final shows in LA so I do believe it's really him.

TR's weak and isn't gonna whoop anybody's ass.

That can't possibly really be TR, but is it really Vrenna? If so...


Damn! the guy's got some stones on him LMAO

[citrinecastle]

Lmao NIN fanfic?

Of the lame variety, yes. Maybe I'll throw some slash in there and a crossover where he's bonking Severus Snape from Harry Potter and they give birth to sullen snarky black haired house elves... who become doll toting moderators in a cult....

I can call Trent 'He Who Must Not Be Named Or Spoken Of On The Internet'.

[Orionslavegirl1]

And this is why i nominate Citrene for queen of this fucking thread

Just sayin

[citrinecastle]

How many psycho mods has he got? I'm already appointing them house elf names. Like: Knob, Bob and Neil. Ho, Blo, and Schmo.

Knob: "Yes Master, we be banning fatsies all day Master!"

Bob: "Would Master be wanting anything else? Some buttbeer? Maybe he is wanting a skanky wonky eyed shemale? Master asks Bob and Bob will do anything!"

He Who Must Not Be Named Or Spoken Of On The Internet: "Hmmm....Massssster wantsssss to sssspend the next 3 hoursssss Tweeting on the internet. Who hasssss a new album out? I musssst sssay bad thingssssss about them."

Orion: you are too kind, LMAO.

[lolo66]

And this is why i nominate Citrene for queen of this fucking thread

Just sayin

This!

You are hilarious Citrine!!!

[Wikkedsyn]

OK, who has been in the NIN.com NSFW area? I am getting word that Trent allows porno there and those fat ass LOSERS like caldron go there and watch people have sex. Any additional info on Miss_Hazy will be appreciated.

I think I found what you are asking about.

From DRanged691 -

"A picture was posted of wraith and I in the NSFW room that apparently upset/offended some people. That picture also seemed to compound feelings of unhappiness with the amount and content of posts being made back and forth between wraith and myself in NSFW room.

Honestly, we were so excited to be in love that we wanted to share it with everyone in our own weird way. I know it seemed like we were posting a lot at the time, but I wasn't posting any more than I had been before wraith and I got engaged. The only difference that I can see looking back through all of my posts from that time, is that the NSFW room was already starting to quiet down. so less people posting meant it looked like wraith and I were posting a lot more."

Apparently Calderon08 went ape shit about it too.
It's all in the Shit List thread and it's full of LOLZ

It begins on page 217 with Wraith-

"I shitlist Calderon for her comments n the mod thread. Are you serious? You don't go in the NSFW room anymore because I posted a couple of pictures if sexual things I got up to with my fiancee? Posted in a thread which had the sole purpose of being for pictures of forum members "naughty parts"? What exactly is so offensive about seeing forum members having sex when the NSFW room is full of pictures of strangers having sex? Often strangers having particuarly disturbing sex involving blood, faeces, animals etc. etc? On top of that this was by no means the first time something like that was done and noone ever complaiend before. If you don't want to see certain things don't go in the threads dedicated to those things. I don't go in the goregasm thread because I don't like it. What right have you to go in a thread dedicated to "naughty parts" and complain because you saw some? Does it really make that much of difference to you that you saw my dick in the same shot as my fiancee rather than on it's own?"

that is so true...if someone doesn't like a thread, then stay the fuck out. Just like with the mindless sheep when they came here. They HATED what was being written in this thread, about their loving god and his she-male...then why the fuck go through the hassle of signing up, waiting for the approval and then come in this thread, and bash us?
calderon is just a jealous bitch, because people see through her lies and two faced comments...she abuses her fucking horses (or wants to...) and claims..and I stress that word.. "CLAIMS" to work in some sort of hospital. What government approved school would give that psycho bitch a license to practice anything besides bitching on the internet...

It's about time, that someone over there at CULT.com starting putting those sheep in their place...and let me guess,...Big Daddy Stumpy will step in, and start banning people I'm sure?!

[RichardL]

I bet if it were pictures of horses going at it, she wouldn't care.

Anyways, Trent has posted on Twitter using the nineinchnails and ninofficial accounts and posted a picture of some wires from his music studio and titled the post ? at nin.com
http://www.nin.com/?id=96124
to arouse speculation about what he's doing in the studio. Wow, as if he hasn't done that before to get attention and people talking about him.

He's done it so many times before for attention. Did he even ever wave goodbye like he named his tour? He never went anywhere.
Next step is some cryptic posts on twitter by him and the Rentaqueen.
Wow we are really excited to see what you're doing in the the studio. Are you going to go on twitter some more and insult people for attention

[Orionslavegirl1]

On twitter there is a user called Mr Reznor
http://twitter.com/Mr_Reznor

And he posts the funniest shit

There. Just posted an old pic from 2004 that should take care of the dwindling nin.com traffic. Remember to click the ads, kids. <3 about 1 hour ago from web

LMAO

[Wikkedsyn]

I bet if it were pictures of horses going at it, she wouldn't care.

Anyways, Trent has posted on Twitter using the nineinchnails and ninofficial accounts and posted a picture of some wires from his music studio and titled the post ? at nin.com
http://www.nin.com/?id=96124
to arouse speculation about what he's doing in the studio. Wow, as if he hasn't done that before to get attention and people talking about him.

He's done it so many times before for attention. Did he even ever wave goodbye like he named his tour? He never went anywhere.
Next step is some cryptic posts on twitter by him and the Rentaqueen.
Wow we are really excited to see what you're doing in the the studio. Are you going to go on twitter some more and insult people for attention

It's called...Staying relevant...fuck, he keeps saying he will wave goodbye, and he wants flesh and a real woman..blah blah blah..I guess if you were shacked up with that Maniqueen, you'd want to get your ass in the studio too.
i wonder what he looks like now? Considering, he's been hiding out since that ONE wedding pic....

He burst onto the scene, for With Teeth, with no neck, and looking like a Hulk Hogan protege...then he went flabby and saggy...went in for botox, and looked like some wax museum member...i can only imagine now..will he stop dying his hair black? will he stop with the cakey makeup/botox/lypo??

[RichardL]

What he looks like now, watch a clip from
http://www.fixtheministrymovie.com/
Trent's getting fat,very fat, and bloated out. He's surely let his appearance go, and he must be eating a thousand sprinkles cupcakes and burgers from Fatburger with Rentaqueen while they take pictures and call people fat. Nature has taken a cruel revenge at him and made Trent plump and unattractive.

All of the fans are now onto his games of manipulating the media and being an attention whore. Taking the fans for all they are worth all while he hates his fans. He'll do anything for media marketing, even calling a tour waving goodbye and saying it's the end of his band to sell tickets, when in a few months- surprise! Trent is in the studio again recording new music.

Here will be Trent in a few more years
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs44/f/2009/ ... _happy.png

[citrinecastle]

Her Twitter vanished within the last few hours again.

[Wikkedsyn]

Her Twitter vanished within the last few hours again.

I can still see it..I am still trying to figure out her "bio"
* Name mariqueen reznor
* Web http://www.facebo...
* Bio lust encrusted bird

dirty crusty ho would better suit her

[BaGawker2.0]

Come on you know there is gonna be an announcement for the exclusive LA shows of his like
Barry manilow piano tour soon.

[citrinecastle]

The Great Collapse. It's the top remix of the day and it's remixed by Trent.
Somebody please tell me that's not her singing with him.
It's at the very end of the song she's whispering "Now you know this is how it feels"
http://remix.nin.com/

Likely not. He uses all those machines and whatnot, probably his own voice changed.

Example: Fleetwood Mac. Looking Out For Love. The female voice is his (Buckingham), altered with machine.

[amouthfulofsin220]

The Great Collapse. It's the top remix of the day and it's remixed by Trent.
Somebody please tell me that's not her singing with him.
It's at the very end of the song she's whispering "Now you know this is how it feels"
http://remix.nin.com/

Wow, that's, uh, intense.



Here's a good rebuttal song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly6H3iJ7nGs

[citrinecastle]

The Great Collapse. It's the top remix of the day and it's remixed by Trent.
Somebody please tell me that's not her singing with him.
It's at the very end of the song she's whispering "Now you know this is how it feels"
http://remix.nin.com/

Wow, that's, uh, intense.



Here's a good rebuttal song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly6H3iJ7nGs

*snort*

Cry Me a River.

Very fitting.

[Violet Black]

If anybody gave a fuck about these two, I would swear this blind item on D-listed is about them. But, I'm sure it's about someone people actually remember.

"This musician is a very sensitive soul. Apparently, although he pretends to have a very stoic public persona he is actually obsessed with his public image. He follows every possible blog and article written on him and takes it all very personally. When someone comments on a blog, he reads it. He even takes to commenting himself. He does not take criticism well and does all he can to shift with the wave of public opinion. Although this is difficult to those around him, he has found someone who wants just as much attention as he craves, so it works out pretty well. The only sad thing is, if we, the fans were to tell him we thought he should change in any way, he’d probably do it. Not John Mayer. (BuzzFoto)"

[amouthfulofsin220]

The Great Collapse. It's the top remix of the day and it's remixed by Trent.
Somebody please tell me that's not her singing with him.
It's at the very end of the song she's whispering "Now you know this is how it feels"
http://remix.nin.com/

Likely not. He uses all those machines and whatnot, probably his own voice changed.

Example: Fleetwood Mac. Looking Out For Love. The female voice is his (Buckingham), altered with machine.

It's definitely a female voice.

EDIT* Ok, I looked up the song and this is what I got from the NINWiki

http://www.ninwiki.com/The_Great_Collapse

"The Great Collapse" is the second track on the 2000 release Things Falling Apart, which is the remix album complementing 1999's The Fragile. Like "A Violet Fluid" on 1994's March Of The Pigs, this track has mistakenly been called a remix when in fact it's an original composition. In this case it has been alleged to be a remix of "The Wretched", when in fact all they have in common is a repeated lyric. It was initially recorded for The Fragile but didn't make it onto the album, information released by Reznor via the And All That Could Have Been promotional website (no longer active).

The vocals appear to be altered to sound female, as a video released during the era on nin.com shows Reznor recording the same vocals, with the beat from this song audibly present in the background. As well, there is no album credit for additional vocals.

I wasn't familier with the song so I thought it was newly remixed and uploaded. *Bangs head on comp*

Bahahahaha...the rebuttal still goes.

P.S. - he sounds sexy as a woman

[BaGawker2.0]

What he looks like now, watch a clip from
http://www.fixtheministrymovie.com/
Trent's getting fat,very fat, and bloated out. He's surely let his appearance go, and he must be eating a thousand sprinkles cupcakes and burgers from Fatburger with Rentaqueen while they take pictures and call people fat. Nature has taken a cruel revenge at him and made Trent plump and unattractive.

All of the fans are now onto his games of manipulating the media and being an attention whore. Taking the fans for all they are worth all while he hates his fans. He'll do anything for media marketing, even calling a tour waving goodbye and saying it's the end of his band to sell tickets, when in a few months- surprise! Trent is in the studio again recording new music.

Here will be Trent in a few more years
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs44/f/2009/ ... _happy.png

omfg wow he looks terrible...And to think during LITS he looked soooo much different

[BigBang]

The woman's voice sounds like she is cross eyed....with a pointy face.

[artsparkle]

Wait. Okay, apparently I've missed a lot but, The Stompy Little Midget is turning CULT.com into a hardcore porn site now? Doesn't this open him up to even more liability given the large number of underage and under-medicated individuals who visit that site?

[bronzecookie81]

I agree 100%. Stop the madness. Tons of sites have a NSFW zone. It's nothing. So what?
First it was the Eric shit and tons of the fans trying to get him on that by calling "the law", The IRS, and anyone else who would listen....now the porn stuff. Not gonna work.


[quote="warmleatherette"]WTF are you people getting this from? I think you guys are making a mountain out of a mole hill with that NSFW thread...wasnt there a similar thread on the spiral?




Don't try to make him fail/get in trouble now when.....
I see why TR tricked you people into buying that bullshit persona of "I'm mr dark and depressed" bullshit laughing at you to the bank while driving his BMW to the hills of beverly with Kim Su Ju Ju Bee by his side to his $4million dollar house. While some can't make ends meet because you spent money for his cds, concert tixs, hotel, food, and transportation to the show Then turn around and say you are "plump and unattractive" geez what thanks "the fans" got. I'm sorry but if he was going around spewing anti gay, black, jew etc they have enough sense to ban his ass and not support him ever again.

[artsparkle]

I see Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber are still here (EVERYDAY from the looks of it) and accusing others of making something out of nothing (which is pretty much how they spend at least some of their day here EVERYDAY). What else is new?

[artsparkle]

Wait. Okay, apparently I've missed a lot but, The Stompy Little Midget is turning CULT.com into a hardcore porn site now? Doesn't this open him up to even more liability given the large number of underage and under-medicated individuals who visit that site?

That's what I was thinking. Don't most porn sites attempt to do some kind of age verification?

Yes, if all out porn is being posted, there should be some sort of age verification (for all the good it does). There just seems to be no end to how low The Stompy Little Midget will go.

[bronzecookie81]

Who the fuck are you and why do you exist??? While you sit on your fat miracle whip eating ass lurking all day pretending like you're above it all--- yet you're commenting on what someone does on a message board where the objective is to post mind you , I'll be making six figures. Your obsession is sick.
Don't be mad because you got clowned for making a ridiculous ass comment. Your GED called, and it want's its diploma back. Go back to hell you waste of egg and sperm. Your mother should've spit you into the Kleenex that night instead of lying down for your Daddy's load. Could've saved the world the annoyance.
Go back to lurking, you're not fit to hang.

I see Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber are still here (EVERYDAY from the looks of it) and accusing others of making something out of nothing (which is pretty much how they spend at least some of their day here EVERYDAY). What else is new?