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Bruce Chickenson
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by Bruce Chickenson » Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:46 pm
So, tonight my housemate was screwing his ugly bird, she was making so much noise I nearly went up and put her out of her misery.
How much noise do you or people you know/knew/can hear etc make during sex?
Why do I want to know? I'm sick
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by LadyJaneGrey » Mon Jan 18, 2010 5:31 pm
None........never been in the idea of "having" to make noise during sex.
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by saracapri » Mon Jan 18, 2010 5:50 pm
LadyJaneGrey wrote: None........never been in the idea of "having" to make noise during sex.
Not even if you were fucking your dream man, Taime Downe? I don't know...you'd have to be some kind of trooper to suffer his B.O. in silence.
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by LadyJaneGrey » Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:06 pm
saracapri wrote: LadyJaneGrey wrote: None........never been in the idea of "having" to make noise during sex.
Not even if you were fucking your dream man, Taime Downe? I don't know...you'd have to be some kind of trooper to suffer his B.O. in silence.
oh, I'm sure things would be quite different in that case.
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by citrinecastle » Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:17 pm
Ok, screwing up your thang here...
I make no noise. Not of the yelling and "OHMYGOD" sort. Maybe a few so called feminine gasps.
That's all.
I must be boring, eh?
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by MitziDupree » Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:41 am
You're not boring, but you have a lot to learn about what turns men on.
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by saracapri » Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:49 am
Yeah, they like it when you talk dirty to them. Duh, don't you bitches listen to Poison?
GreazyNutz wrote: Dale Jr never calls in to work. Even after his pappy got kilt by Sterling Marlin, he was right back to racin the next week.
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by Redman77 » Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:05 am
Show them how it's done Sara.
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It's true. I'm wild for buttsex.
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by St_Augustines_Pears » Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:48 pm
Bruce Chickenson wrote: How much noise do you make during sex?
Myself? Not that much.
The sheep on the other hand...
"Moving on, is a simple thing...what it leaves behind is hard. You know the sleeping feel no more pain...and the living all are scarred." -- Megadeth's "A Tout Le Monde"
Darkangel
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by Darkangel » Tue Jan 19, 2010 7:18 pm
depends on if he's doing it right , but usually a lot
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by Flowerfairy » Sun Feb 07, 2010 2:27 pm
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by cookie » Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:24 am
cathousebabe wrote: Flowerfairy wrote: Usually women who make a lot of noise during sex are faking it for the man's pleasure. Sorry guys!
I disagree. You need to be more in tune with your body if you think that.
Thats a man, baby.
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by SanityClause » Mon Feb 08, 2010 10:10 am
I don't make a sound at all. God forbid I wake her up.
Bruce Chickenson
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by Bruce Chickenson » Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:56 am
SanityClause wrote: I don't make a sound at all. God forbid I wake her up.
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by cookie » Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:14 pm
SanityClause wrote: I don't make a sound at all. God forbid I wake her up.
Dead dogging, it's a sign of love.
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by catstyle » Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:50 pm
Flowerfairy wrote: Usually women who make a lot of noise during sex are faking it for the man's pleasure. Sorry guys!
Wrong!
I've practically broken teeth trying to stay quiet.
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by catstyle » Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:32 pm
Wow. what fucking century are you from?
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by MissChelle857 » Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:25 pm
I make a lil noise...it honestly all depends on if the hookup has any drugs or alcohol involved, and if it's any good. I usually can double as the most vocal porn queen there is if everything "connects". I'm also known to get rather vulgar. A former roommate of mine said she felt like she was listening to Jenna Jameson go at it at one point years back. I took it as a complement.
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by ren13 » Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:27 pm
I yodel.
Eat it.
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by MegaBeth » Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:51 pm
Depends on the guy... 5 to 50 decibels.. ha
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by cookie » Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:37 am
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by mikki » Tue Mar 16, 2010 2:38 am
idk really, if i like the guy and he's hot, yeah, i make a lot of noise.
if it's sum little prick that just wants it, i just lay there, let him do his thing, then tell him to fuck off.
i like it more when the guy makes a lot of noise tho, jesus, THAT is hot.
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by PrettyTiedUp » Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:36 am
mikki wrote:
i like it more when the guy makes a lot of noise tho, jesus, THAT is hot.
True. That is beyond hot.
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by mikki » Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:49 am
PrettyTiedUp wrote: True. That is beyond hot.
just thinking about it is pretty faptastic.