CUT MYSELF SHAVING
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CUT MYSELF SHAVING
Goddamn my balls bled like a stuck fucking pig! Damn I hate when that happens.
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MitziDupree wrote:Would: ride the rikstick
Would not: ride the HMJ stick
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Re: CUT MYSELF SHAVING
HAILS THESHIT
YOU HAVE TO USE CAUTION WHEN DEFORESTING YOUR MANJIGGLIES
A NASTY NICKING OF YOUR NUGGETS WILL HAVE YOU SCREAMING LIKE A BANSHEE
NOT ON PAR, OF COURSE, WITH MY RECORD BREAKING ONE AT THE END OF BLACK WIND FIRE AND STEEL FROM OUR FIFTH RECORD FIGHTING THE WORLD RELEASED BY ATCO IN 1987
INCIDENTALLY
IT WENT GOLD IN GERMANY
BUT I DIGRESS
YOU'LL WANT TO APPLY PRESSURE TO THE WOUND AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
LOVINGLY PLACE YOUR HANGING BRAIN IN A VISE AND GIVE IT A GOOD SQUEEZE
ONCE YOU REGAIN CONSCIOUSNESS, HOBBLE INTO YOUR KITCHEN AND SQUAT IN A VAT OF GIN
YOU HAVE TO USE CAUTION WHEN DEFORESTING YOUR MANJIGGLIES
A NASTY NICKING OF YOUR NUGGETS WILL HAVE YOU SCREAMING LIKE A BANSHEE
NOT ON PAR, OF COURSE, WITH MY RECORD BREAKING ONE AT THE END OF BLACK WIND FIRE AND STEEL FROM OUR FIFTH RECORD FIGHTING THE WORLD RELEASED BY ATCO IN 1987
INCIDENTALLY
IT WENT GOLD IN GERMANY
BUT I DIGRESS
YOU'LL WANT TO APPLY PRESSURE TO THE WOUND AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
LOVINGLY PLACE YOUR HANGING BRAIN IN A VISE AND GIVE IT A GOOD SQUEEZE
ONCE YOU REGAIN CONSCIOUSNESS, HOBBLE INTO YOUR KITCHEN AND SQUAT IN A VAT OF GIN
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Re: CUT MYSELF SHAVING
Ive done it a few times, it fucking wrecks, the last time i saw my balls bleed i came very close to fainting, my balls are my treasures.
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Re: CUT MYSELF SHAVING
Thanks for the visual guys!
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Re: CUT MYSELF SHAVING
Emo sucks. Cut that shit out.
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best thread ever
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Re: CUT MYSELF SHAVING
Just use some of that stuff that smells like burning rubber. Like Nair or one of those.
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How 'bout you c'mon over here and shave the rikstik's buddies for me eh? I'm waiting!chickenona wrote:Just use some of that stuff that smells like burning rubber. Like Nair or one of those.
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RPBitch wrote:The sponge doesn't protect against your dirty dick, Riki. Girl ain't crazy.
MitziDupree wrote:Would: ride the rikstick
Would not: ride the HMJ stick
Re: CUT MYSELF SHAVING
i have a shaky hand, razors go no where near my genitals