HAILS CHIQUITAMissChelle857 wrote:Ahem. I think I just sighed aloud.
THAT SIGH WILL BE THE FIRST OF MANY PLEASURABLE SOUNDS ORIGINATING FROM YOUR PHARYNX – THAT MUCH I CAN GUARANTEE
NATURALLY, THERE WILL BE MOMENTS WHEN A COO OR A SIGH SIMPLY WON'T BE POSSIBLE – INSTEAD, A GAGGING NOISE OR A MUFFLED 'MMMMPH!' WILL EMANATE FROM YOUR STUFFED AND SALIVATING ORIFICE
IN OTHER WORDS
I HOPE YOU ARE READYING YOUR EAGER EMBOUCHEMENT FOR THE ARRIVAL OF MY AMPLE ARMADILLO
AND I'LL ADD
I AM KEEPING MY LITHE AND ALTOGETHER VIRILE AND VIGOROUS PHYSIQUE PRIMED IN ANTICIPATION OF YOUR FUTURE VISIT TO MY PALATIAL ESTATE
I AM ALSO ENSURING THAT MY MASSIVE, WIDE-VEINED BEEF MISSILE IS GOOD AND READY FOR THE PLUNDERING OF THE SWEETNESS THAT HIDES BETWIXT THY HEAVENLY THIGHS
FURTHERMORE
I WOULD HEARTILY SUGGEST THAT YOU ALSO KEEP YOURSELF NICE AND LIMBER – EXPECT TO BE TWISTED INTO SHAPES YOU THOUGHT NOT POSSIBLE, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE MOST SEASONED OF FEMALE CIRQUE DU SOLEIL PERFORMERS
CAN YOU PLACE YOUR LEGS UP BEHIND YOUR HEAD, MY SWEETNESS?
THEY'D BETTER, BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE THEY'RE GOING – AMONGST OTHER DELIGHTFUL CONTORTED CORPOREAL CONFIGURATIONS