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jonah wrote:All gossip aside, he is one hell of a guitar player! Definitely one of my all time favs; I'd sure love to hear some new funky peppers style riffs! Or something else new for that matter. So versatile, everything is amazing about his music.
Some people put notches on their bedposts...Barb wrote:He also has CE on his chest. I've been married for 21 years and I still don't have my husband's name inked on me...only my favorite bands, movies, etc.I tease him about it all the time.
I was at a bar, and this guy bumped into me, and he did not apologize, and he said, "Move!" I thought that was rude, so I said, "Go to hell!" Then I started to run. He caught up to me. He had a mustache, a goatee, a pair of earrings, sunglasses, a ponytail and he was wearing a hat. He said, "Hey, you got a lot of nerve!" I said, "Hey, you got a lot of... cranium accessories!" - Mitch Hedberg -vanitybinge wrote:There was a comedian once who made a joke about a guy in a club who had "a ponytail, a hat, singlasses, earings, and a goatee" and he told the guy "Youve got too much SHIT on your FACE! That's what I think of when I see Potato Head Navarro.
I LOVED HIM!!Ions wrote:I was at a bar, and this guy bumped into me, and he did not apologize, and he said, "Move!" I thought that was rude, so I said, "Go to hell!" Then I started to run. He caught up to me. He had a mustache, a goatee, a pair of earrings, sunglasses, a ponytail and he was wearing a hat. He said, "Hey, you got a lot of nerve!" I said, "Hey, you got a lot of... cranium accessories!" - Mitch Hedberg -vanitybinge wrote:There was a comedian once who made a joke about a guy in a club who had "a ponytail, a hat, singlasses, earings, and a goatee" and he told the guy "Youve got too much SHIT on your FACE! That's what I think of when I see Potato Head Navarro.