NIN Got Some Crazy Bitches, Part Trois

[Dr.Rockso]

And don't forget

We all know you love sucking cock. What's so sad is no one will let a shut-in like you suck their cock so you hang out here all day amusing all of us with your fun pictures and your sexually repressed badly written "sexy time" stories.
Keep hanging out on 4.chan advertising your special skill maybe you will find yourself a playmate.

[misanthropia]

You know, the only reason I keep fucking with you (aside from the fact that you're an idiot) is because it's so easy to change your name to Cockso, and because you get so upset.

[Dr.Rockso]

Awwww you're breaking my heart by changing my name to Cockso amfos.
It's so fun poking a stick at the fatty *poke poke* Got anything else? Oh that's right you have a lot of time on your hands with being a shut in.

I await breathlessly for your wickedly funny pictures and all the fun ways you can change my username.

[Orionslavegirl1]

I have no idea whats going on

LOL

[amouthfulofsin220]

Leatherette, when exactly did Bronzecookie question my access to vibrators in "the group home"?

She hasn't posted in a while, and when she has, it's most certainly not been about me, love... that seems to be your obsession. LMAO

I haven't forgotten our previous tête-à-têtes... Even if Trent's not interested *gigglesnort* , I know you want some of this -- I'm down for a little chocolate caramel swirl.

[Dr.Rockso]

I have no idea whats going on

LOL

I'm having fun poking the troll. *gigglesnort* Stick around folks misanthropia has some "big fun" in store for us!

[amouthfulofsin220]

Bahahahahahahahahahahaha *breath* ahahahahahahahaha...

Rockso, you trifling sack of shit --

I can't see the pointless drivel you've written, but it fills me with glee to know you're still typing lame insults on your spooge stained keyboard.

Loosen up. Life's too short to troll people that don't give a fuck.

~ kisses! ~

P.S. - resume you calling me fatty, shut-in, etc...

[Dr.Rockso]

Bahahahahahahahahahahaha *breath* ahahahahahahahaha...

Rockso, you trifling sack of shit --

I can't see the pointless drivel you've written, but it fills me with glee to know you're still typing lame insults on your spooge stained keyboard.

Loosen up. Life's too short to troll people that don't give a fuck.

~ kisses! ~

P.S. - resume you calling me fatty, shut-in, etc...

Funny, I've been conversing with misanthropia...yeah we all know that's you.
Either way you do give a fuck that's what makes this soooo funny. You know your needy ass ain't going anywhere so keep pretending you don't give a fuck.

[citrinecastle]

I have no idea whats going on

LOL

Neither do I.

Have to admit though, sevenfire's dad pics made me laugh. MY dad went through the same damn thing. I promptly found the most embarrassing picture of him I could find...him before I was born....with goatie, a comb-over, dressed in a lavender poet top with dark purple velvet frilly vest and tight velvet dark purple pants and some platform purple shoes. And standing in front of a silver fake Xmas tree with huge blue glass ornaments. Blew it up to a poster size 20X30. Taped it above the time clock with a note card that said, "Have You Seen This Man?". His minions....I mean EMPLOYEES....busted a gut laughing.

Being he was the general manager of the company and I was his lowly employee, that didn't go over real well with him.

Not that I gave a shit.

Sevenfire...is that a fake lotion tan or a tanning bed tan he's got? And please tell the man to NOT wear orange if HE is orange, christ in heaven.

And that strip of beard....my god.

I sincerely offer my sympathies. Dads. WTF?

Continue the hatred now I suppose.

[sevenfire2]

I think it's fake bake tanning lotion. He turns 50 next month, you would think he could at least upgrade to a pair of jeans and a t-shirt. Of course he won't.

Recent phone calls leading topic: How many "chicks" that want to date him.

This is what I imagine when he says things like that:

Sevenfire...is that a fake lotion tan or a tanning bed tan he's got? And please tell the man to NOT wear orange if HE is orange, christ in heaven.

And that strip of beard....my god.

I sincerely offer my sympathies. Dads. WTF?

Continue the hatred now I suppose.

[misanthropia]

OMG, Citrine- your dad was Huggy Bear ?!

Funny, I've been conversing with misanthropia...yeah we all know that's you.

You haven't been "conversing" with anyone, except perhaps the voices in your head.

Yes, yes- MFOS and I are the same person.



It are a conspiracy.

[PastyGothChick]

gross

[misanthropia]

I know you are jealous of me because I'm perfect and one of the few chosen ones and none of you reading this are.

[PastyGothChick]

^ ^
Trent's pants Raving_Bitch Suz Borders in the mix.

gross.

[BaGawker2.0]

[misanthropia]

Hey, Moss- we can join forces and become A Mouthful of Misanthropia! An unstoppable force of, uh, cuntiness!

Leatherette: Take your meds and learn to speak English.

[citrinecastle]

OMG, Citrine- your dad was Huggy Bear ?!

Funny, I've been conversing with misanthropia...yeah we all know that's you.

You haven't been "conversing" with anyone, except perhaps the voices in your head.

Yes, yes- MFOS and I are the same person.



It are a conspiracy.

Now that you mention it.....

Naw. The man had no bleeding clue what he was doing. I think. I HOPE.

Then there's the pics of him in satin high collar disco shirts and tight pants....

You know, you might have a point there.

Next time I talk to him I'm going to call him Huggy Bear and see what the hell he says.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

nasty cat shit crazy cunt ass

Pure elegance.

*swoon*

[PastyGothChick]

Hey, Moss- we can join forces and become A Mouthful of Misanthropia! An unstoppable force of, uh, cuntiness!

Leatherette: Take your meds and learn to speak English.

Nothing extraordinary and never will be.

[citrinecastle]

AGH!

Next thing he'll be sending you pics of himself in a bright pink thong speedo with 2 or 3 underage blonde chicks lounging around him on the beach or in a hot tub, complete with prissy umbrella bedecked girlie drinks. And that scary fake white toothed grin. And that freaky landing strip goatie he is sporting.

Then you'll get a message one day that he's marrying some hot little number named Fifi or BooBoo who's 10 years younger than you.

THAT is when you buy a tazer gun. And zap his frosted haired ass.

IS that his real hair BTW? I ask because there are so many humiliating things one can do with a fake hair piece. Did it to dear old Dad. Have it recorded somewhere in storage.

I think it's fake bake tanning lotion. He turns 50 next month, you would think he could at least upgrade to a pair of jeans and a t-shirt. Of course he won't.

Recent phone calls leading topic: How many "chicks" that want to date him.

This is what I imagine when he says things like that:

Sevenfire...is that a fake lotion tan or a tanning bed tan he's got? And please tell the man to NOT wear orange if HE is orange, christ in heaven.

And that strip of beard....my god.

I sincerely offer my sympathies. Dads. WTF?

Continue the hatred now I suppose.

[misanthropia]

Nothing extraordinary and never will be.

Oh, we're well aware of how ordinary & unremarkable we are. Plump & unattractive, too. Was there anything else?

Hey- nothing personal about the monkey pic. I'm an equal opportunity smartass, and you posted something stupid

[PastyGothChick]

You are not gorgeous inside or out

[misanthropia]

Dude, lighten up.

You are not gorgeous inside or out

Can we get back to talking about how much Ternt sucks now? Kthx

[sevenfire2]

Yup that's his real hair. Him getting a wife younger than me is entirely possible. If that happens, we'll be going for a drive to have a "talk".

AGH!

Next thing he'll be sending you pics of himself in a bright pink thong speedo with 2 or 3 underage blonde chicks lounging around him on the beach or in a hot tub, complete with prissy umbrella bedecked girlie drinks. And that scary fake white toothed grin. And that freaky landing strip goatie he is sporting.

Then you'll get a message one day that he's marrying some hot little number named Fifi or BooBoo who's 10 years younger than you.

THAT is when you buy a tazer gun. And zap his frosted haired ass.

IS that his real hair BTW? I ask because there are so many humiliating things one can do with a fake hair piece. Did it to dear old Dad. Have it recorded somewhere in storage.

[citrinecastle]

Do we need a friggin Ho Hatas thread or what? A 'Name Your Other Personalities Thread'? 'Who is Fat and Who Is Bad'?

So much infighting, it's like the Jerry Springer Show.

I don't know who's supposedly who or what. And the fat comments need to stop. Alot of us aren't plump/fat/etc. And even if some are, hell, who gives a fuck? I wouldn't call it fat, I'd call it rubenesque. And by damn, classical artists adored those body types because that is what a woman in good health is SUPPOSED to look like. Not these scrawny weakly sorts of nowadays (aka...Riot). Hell, I need to gain a few pounds myself.

Fat. Pfffft. Says WHO? Men?

[amouthfulofsin220]

You are not gorgeous inside or out

Speak for yourself, saddlebags

Hey, Moss- we can join forces and become A Mouthful of Misanthropia! An unstoppable force of, uh, cuntiness!

Mmm... every post is guaranteed chock full of cunty goodness

Leatherette: there you go again, pretending like you know where El Rezzo swizzles his stick... you love having his cock on your lips, don't you?

Dude, lighten up.



Can we get back to talking about how much Ternt sucks now? Kthx

Like, I know right?

This is all a smokescreen so we don't continue commenting on how dreadful the latest track was, isn't it? That song made the remaining member of Milli Vanilli do a facepalm -- and that says A LOT.

Seven: Come on, man -- don't be such a cockblocker!

Citrine: *hugs*

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

I'm the hottest bitch here.

The classiest too.

[amouthfulofsin220]

I'm the hottest bitch here.

The classiest too.

With a kapital K, I'm sure

j/k

[citrinecastle]

Yup that's his real hair. Him getting a wife younger than me is entirely possible. If that happens, we'll be going for a drive to have a "talk".

If a 'talk' involves taking him out to the middle of nowhere and sending him out on a hike without water and self preservation, I have the perfect place for you. Do you prefer a forest in the middle of nowhere or a desert environment near the border of Mexico?

Or maybe a simple thing like a visit to a bad hair dresser who mistakes hair bleach with wax hair removal?

I would offer the services of a bunch of angry midgets to kick his ass into some sense, but it seems all my inlaws are busy for the next few months. Plus they're Mormons. Mormon midgets aren't very reliable in the anger department. Unless you show up with a cup of Starbuck's coffee.

[misanthropia]

LOL @ "saddlebags", Moss

Here, I'll get us back on track (without traumatizing everyone's eyes with the actual pic):