Frankenstein or Phil Varone?
The Botox and facelift has pulled his upper lip back.
His new hair plugs and dye job do look natural no?
Those big white denture implants are weird.
Looks like
teeth implants
hair plugs
Botox
Facelift
hair dye
Cheek implants
lip injections
Phil Varones facelift and hair weave
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Phil Varones facelift and hair weave
Phil Varone reveals he is engaged even though he and his fiancé are swingers - because "sex with other people makes the relationship stronger".
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Re: Phil Varones facelift and hair weave
Not very "rock n' roll" to be sure, but I think that's also a shitty picture. He's making a silly face, right?Londonsaintjames wrote:Looks like
teeth implants
hair plugs
Botox
Facelift
hair dye
Cheek implants
lip injections
...Right?
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Re: Phil Varones facelift and hair weave
I've never found Phil Varone attractive whatsoever. Plastic surgery makes him 10x worse.
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Re: Phil Varones facelift and hair weave
he looks like fucking Frankenstein
and his little hoe, thinks he is going to stay faithful
and his little hoe, thinks he is going to stay faithful
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Re: Phil Varones facelift and hair weave
Dude can't even stay faithful to which hand he jerks off with.
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Re: Phil Varones facelift and hair weave
Jesus I love a good train wreck.
Anyway.. Varone boy is is going to Marry this big titty minkie
She's been sporting a dinky cheap looking engagement ring .
Hasn't she ever heard, can't turn a whore into a house wife.
Check number 2, he has a young son he abandon and doesn't raise.
She has been gushing how much she loves Varone and wants to spend her life with him.
She just might be illiterate not to read the shit he tells women on Facebook.
Meanwhile he is all over Facebook trying to get hookups with fans and groupies.
One groupie bitch was texting him and shit, he took down those Facebook messages fast.
He then retorted, he was a comedian and isn't serious.
Little miss future wifeee better check his texting activities.
Anyway.. Varone boy is is going to Marry this big titty minkie
She's been sporting a dinky cheap looking engagement ring .
Hasn't she ever heard, can't turn a whore into a house wife.
Check number 2, he has a young son he abandon and doesn't raise.
She has been gushing how much she loves Varone and wants to spend her life with him.
She just might be illiterate not to read the shit he tells women on Facebook.
Meanwhile he is all over Facebook trying to get hookups with fans and groupies.
One groupie bitch was texting him and shit, he took down those Facebook messages fast.
He then retorted, he was a comedian and isn't serious.
Little miss future wifeee better check his texting activities.
Phil Varone reveals he is engaged even though he and his fiancé are swingers - because "sex with other people makes the relationship stronger".
Re: Phil Varones facelift and hair weave
not true.to damn expensive for him to do all that.amouthfulofsin220 wrote:Londonsaintjames wrote:Looks like
teeth implants
hair plugs
Botox
Facelift
hair dye
Cheek implants
lip injections
Re: Phil Varones facelift and hair weave
Londonsaintjames wrote:Jesus I love a good train wreck.
Anyway.. Varone boy is is going to Marry this big titty minkie
She's been sporting a dinky cheap looking engagement ring .
Hasn't she ever heard, can't turn a whore into a house wife.
Check number 2, he has a young son he abandon and doesn't raise.
She has been gushing how much she loves Varone and wants to spend her life with him.
She just might be illiterate not to read the shit he tells women on Facebook.
Meanwhile he is all over Facebook trying to get hookups with fans and groupies.
One groupie bitch was texting him and shit, he took down those Facebook messages fast.
He then retorted, he was a comedian and isn't serious.
Little miss future wifeee better check his texting activities.
Dude...I wanna see! lol!!
Ok, so this skanky ass bitch I used to know...had a 3some with Varone and this new "fiancee" of his. So, I'm sure this chick prolly is Bi.
Oh yeah...and that ring she is wearing, looks like it came out of a candy machine. No shit. WTG Varone. Stay Klassy!!!
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Re: Phil Varones facelift and hair weave
fucks sake, I got nothing better to do then bag on Varone and his desperate life
1. Varone's "future joke wife" has money and a big set of saggy tits.
She works and provides for him, so he can afford hair implants and surgery.
He drives her new BMW and sits home all day jacking off while she works like 10 jobs, he admitted it.
2. Varone has been drinking/partying again, he didn't stay sober for very long
3. You can highly suspect he is still a swinger and is in a open relationship.
1. Varone's "future joke wife" has money and a big set of saggy tits.
She works and provides for him, so he can afford hair implants and surgery.
He drives her new BMW and sits home all day jacking off while she works like 10 jobs, he admitted it.
2. Varone has been drinking/partying again, he didn't stay sober for very long
3. You can highly suspect he is still a swinger and is in a open relationship.
Phil Varone reveals he is engaged even though he and his fiancé are swingers - because "sex with other people makes the relationship stronger".
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Re: Phil Varones facelift and hair weave
yeah all of this is not true. He is 100% natural and ages well.
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Re: Phil Varones facelift and hair weave
well.. well. if it ain't Stefanie Heminger
Phil Varone reveals he is engaged even though he and his fiancé are swingers - because "sex with other people makes the relationship stronger".
Re: Phil Varones facelift and hair weave
Don't ya know she's close personal friends with every rock star she's ever met at every bar on the Sunset Strip?Londonsaintjames wrote:well.. well. if it ain't Stefanie Heminger
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Re: Phil Varones facelift and hair weave
Stefanie Heeeeeeeeeeeminger
I thought she was retarded before, she has a retreated look about her
Now coming on here and defending Varone
has completely confirmed she is mentally challenged
Heeeeeeeeeeeminger would know if Varone had some upgrades, her bazzomes have seen several surgeries that require a bike tire pump at the end of every day
I thought she was retarded before, she has a retreated look about her
Now coming on here and defending Varone
has completely confirmed she is mentally challenged
Heeeeeeeeeeeminger would know if Varone had some upgrades, her bazzomes have seen several surgeries that require a bike tire pump at the end of every day
Phil Varone reveals he is engaged even though he and his fiancé are swingers - because "sex with other people makes the relationship stronger".