Is Yoko Ono the Messiah of All Groupiedom?

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Is Yoko Ono the Messiah of All Groupiedom?

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I mean she achieved everything that a groupie could possibly hope for. She whored around with a famous rock star, got him to leave his wife, had his child and got him to believe that his previous child was inferior, attained recognition and fame in her own right even though she was completely untalented, inherited all his money, spent millions of dollars on material possessions, and got to indulge every worthless idea and artistic rant she could think of without repercussion. She must be an inspiration to you all.
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Indeed.

You forgot to mention she did it all with a huge bush, saggy tits, stumpy legs and a flat ass.

Yoko FTW.
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MitziDupree wrote:Indeed.

You forgot to mention she did it all with a huge bush, saggy tits, stumpy legs and a flat ass.

Yoko FTW.
Get out of my head... I was just about to write and yeah, she's fucking hideous.
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The only thing I can ascertain is that she could suck-start a Harley. She's horrible ... both in personality and looks.
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Landshark2000 wrote:The only thing I can ascertain is that she could suck-start a Harley. She's horrible ... both in personality and looks.
You failed to mention her wonderful singing voice. My cat coughing up a furball sounds nicer.
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I think some of her singing is pretty good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdZ9weP5i68
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SuchaDelite wrote:
MitziDupree wrote:Indeed.

You forgot to mention she did it all with a huge bush, saggy tits, stumpy legs and a flat ass.

Yoko FTW.
Get out of my head... I was just about to write and yeah, she's fucking hideous.
and don't forget that sexy moustache of hers.... fuck, she is one manipulative bitch.
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I would say Linda Mc'cartney is.

Yoko was an established artist when John came to her exhibit when they met.
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I'm meant to want to marry them and have their kids? I never signed on for that!
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krismetal wrote:I would say Linda Mc'cartney is.

Yoko was an established artist when John came to her exhibit when they met.

Being an established performance artist in the art world is like being and established comic book writer in the literary world.
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SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:
krismetal wrote:I would say Linda Mc'cartney is.

Yoko was an established artist when John came to her exhibit when they met.

Being an established performance artist in the art world is like being and established comic book writer in the literary world.
Touche.
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SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:
krismetal wrote:I would say Linda Mc'cartney is.

Yoko was an established artist when John came to her exhibit when they met.

Being an established performance artist in the art world is like being and established comic book writer in the literary world.
Yeah. I've seen one of her exhibitions and it was underwhelming.
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MitziDupree wrote:Indeed.

You forgot to mention she did it all with a huge bush, saggy tits, stumpy legs and a flat ass.

Yoko FTW.
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SoulsOfBlack wrote:I think some of her singing is pretty good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdZ9weP5i68
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