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That is ridiculous. You are not in love with someone you have never met. That's not love, that is obsession. Why don't you try getting a life and meeting a guy you actually have a chance with.
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i keep trying and security is a pain in the ass. seriously.
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Jesus, how old are you? I haven't thought I was in love with someone I never met since I was 15 and had a HUGE crush on Jon Bon Jovi. I hope you are a teenager. If not then you are a restraining order waiting to happen.
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We are whores because we aren't convinced that we are "in love" with someone we have never met? You are an idiot.

And I don't chase after rock stars. I certainly don't care about the size of their penis. I don't even care about their penises.

You are dreaming about marrying a man you have never even met. How do you know what he is really like. Maybe he is someone who doesn't respect women. Maybe he is a self absorbed asshole who likes to degrade and hurt women. Maybe he would cheat constantly on his girlfriend/ wife. Maybe he is the type of person who would neglect his kids. Maybe he is the kind of person who would kick and hit his dog. Maybe he has a raging drug problem and never bathes or brushes his teeth. Maybe he is an egotistical maniac who thinks the world revolves around him.

The point is you DON'T know him, have no idea what he is like. You have no idea what his views of the world are. Perhaps he is a raging racist who worships Hitler. What you are is a groupie/stalker who has formulated a picture in your mind based on your imagination. You are apparently very immature or batshit crazy. Maybe both. You are strike me as the type of person who would steal his skid marked underwear or used condom and sleep with them under your pillow.

BTW, I hope you never get to meet him. He would probably think you are
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gerard_slutt wrote:fuck y'all. yall are whores obviously.

Love? probly doesn't matter in your case, if i were you (which i'm not) i would focus more on the size of the rock stars penis rather than who is in fact in love with them.

suck my balls. i'm off to wed my beloved.
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The fact that Gerard Way is happily married and has a small child kind of scuppers your chances there love!

It is a well known fact that he does not mess around and deeply loves his wife.

Security will be extremely tight around MCR and chances of you ever meeting them are slim to none!
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Plus, this is his wife......

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I'm a grown, semi-muscular man and I'm sure she could kick my ass, let alone a silly teenager.

You should meet a nice, effeminate boy in your own town.
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MotleyMaiden...very well said and how true!!!

All I can picture in my head is this child in Miley Cyrus gear from wal mart hanging onto the backstage gates and crying for dear life as security tries to pry her off and boot her ass!

And just for the record, gerard_slutt (yea, great name there...and you call us whores!), what woman isn't concerned with the size of a man's penis? I mean, who wants a peanut when you can have a bannana?
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SinCityQuennie wrote:what woman isn't concerned with the size of a man's penis? I mean, who wants a peanut when you can have a bannana?

I dunno. Women who's kitties haven't been fucked to the point of resembling Carlsbad Caverns? Women who know how to spell banana? Women who are smart enough to spot an internet troll?

You dumb hooker.
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gerard_slutt wrote:cuz i keep trying and security is a pain in the ass.
Try lube.
gerard_slutt wrote: suck my balls. i'm off to wed my beloved.
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LMAO at anyone asking for info on any of MCR, the only band I know of that tells girls NOT to be flashing their titties at shows. :lol:
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leppardfaniowa wrote:LMAO at anyone asking for info on any of MCR, the only band I know of that tells girls NOT to be flashing their titties at shows. :lol:
Well, one of them did marry a groupie.

Not that the OP has any chance - you have absolutely no chance. MCR is one of the hardest bands to gain access to, and rabid, delusional fans like you are precisely why.
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leppardfaniowa wrote:LMAO at anyone asking for info on any of MCR, the only band I know of that tells girls NOT to be flashing their titties at shows.
:?:

That's a laugh. What a bunch of french fried fags LOL I like some of their songs, but that's sad.
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amouthfulofsin220 wrote:
leppardfaniowa wrote:LMAO at anyone asking for info on any of MCR, the only band I know of that tells girls NOT to be flashing their titties at shows.
:?:

That's a laugh. What a bunch of french fried fags LOL I like some of their songs, but that's sad.
Have you seen their fan base?
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Kristi Vicious wrote:
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leppardfaniowa wrote:LMAO at anyone asking for info on any of MCR, the only band I know of that tells girls NOT to be flashing their titties at shows.
:?:

That's a laugh. What a bunch of french fried fags LOL I like some of their songs, but that's sad.
Have you seen their fan base?
Nope.

I just like some of their songs - I've never seen any live video, or gone to a concert.
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Their fan base is really young. A lot of teenagers.
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SuchaDelite wrote:
leppardfaniowa wrote:LMAO at anyone asking for info on any of MCR, the only band I know of that tells girls NOT to be flashing their titties at shows. :lol:
Well, one of them did marry a groupie.
Eh, not quite. Gerard did meet Eliza at a show, but she was his hair dresser and makeup artist for many years. He was in a long term relationship up until the middle of the recording of TBP, at which time he starting seeing Eliza, and was eventually engaged to her, before leaving her marrying LynZ months later.

Mikey married one of Eliza's friends.

Frank has been with Jamia for years and now has months old twins with her.

HAHA It's sad I know this. *is part of their fanbase*
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leppardfaniowa wrote: Eh, not quite. Gerard did meet Eliza at a show, but she was his hair dresser and makeup artist for many years. He was in a long term relationship up until the middle of the recording of TBP, at which time he starting seeing Eliza, and was eventually engaged to her, before leaving her marrying LynZ months later.

Mikey married one of Eliza's friends.[/size]
Hmm. I thought I replied to this already?

Anyway I'm not talking about Eliza as you assumed.
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Feelin' like I'm in a time warp:

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gerard_slutt wrote:
i keep trying and security is a pain in the ass. seriously.
You might have better luck with blowing a bus driver if you're that against anal..
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By the way you write your posts, I'm gonna guess you're some desperate-for-attention 13 year-old emo whore.

Grow up or GTFO. Gerard wouldn't like a crazy pre-pubescent wannabe trying to suck his dick.
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PussinBoots36 wrote:Image

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Colleen Atwood is a good friend of Gerards and designed the costumes for both TBP and Danger Days.

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Lydia wrote:Feelin' like I'm in a time warp:

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Have no idea what that's about... but absinthe is correct, I was talking about her. Not exactly a secret.
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SuchaDelite wrote:Have no idea what that's about... but absinthe is correct, I was talking about her. Not exactly a secret.
They created a club for themselves called "World's Most Hated Crew".

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Lydia wrote:
SuchaDelite wrote:Have no idea what that's about... but absinthe is correct, I was talking about her. Not exactly a secret.
They created a club for themselves called "World's Most Hated Crew".

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... st%20hated
Ha... hilarious. Thanks for that. Yeah, I don't know much about that Eliza Cuts chick but I don't think she has to worry about being "famous" anytime soon...
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SuchaDelite wrote:Ha... hilarious. Thanks for that. Yeah, I don't know much about that Eliza Cuts chick but I don't think she has to worry about being "famous" anytime soon...
Any time! :lol:
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gerard_slutt wrote:fuck y'all. yall are whores obviously.

Love? probly doesn't matter in your case, if i were you (which i'm not) i would focus more on the size of the rock stars penis rather than who is in fact in love with them.

suck my balls. i'm off to wed my beloved.
I hear ya. I'm off to wed Stephen Pearcy. I mean my beloved. I don't care about the size of his rock star penis, because I'm in love with him.
Though I think everyone knows that by now. :mrgreen:
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