Married to Rock

[SuchaDelite]

This is from Freeones.com they have bios of the porn chicks..

Frankie Dashwood
This seems more resonable: Date of Birth: September 24, 1981 (29 years old)
Aliases: Franki D; Jill Madison, Franky Dashwood
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Heigth: 168 cm - 5 feet and 6 inches
Weight: 50 kg - 110 lbs
Measurements: 32DD-20-32
Fake Boobs: Yes
Career Status: Retired

Hahaha... Josie Pearl claiming she was born in 1980s... fucking hilarious.

[Landshark2000]

This is from Freeones.com they have bios of the porn chicks..

Frankie Dashwood
This seems more resonable: Date of Birth: September 24, 1981 (29 years old)
Aliases: Franki D; Jill Madison, Franky Dashwood
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Heigth: 168 cm - 5 feet and 6 inches
Weight: 50 kg - 110 lbs
Measurements: 32DD-20-32
Fake Boobs: Yes
Career Status: Retired

[David_Lee_Halen]

This is from Freeones.com they have bios of the porn chicks..

Frankie Dashwood
This seems more resonable: Date of Birth: September 24, 1981 (29 years old)
Aliases: Franki D; Jill Madison, Franky Dashwood
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Heigth: 168 cm - 5 feet and 6 inches
Weight: 50 kg - 110 lbs
Measurements: 32DD-20-32
Fake Boobs: Yes
Career Status: Retired

The birthdate's probably another bullshit date, but the retired career status seems believable. This means that she's collecting her senior citizen pension.

[Thebottomline]

Josie Pearl did a 20 questions interview with sludge around late 2000 early 2001. I remember she claimed she was 20 then.

[SoulsOfBlack]

Josie Pearl did a 20 questions interview with sludge around late 2000 early 2001. I remember she claimed she was 20 then.

http://web.archive.org/web/200212060749 ... sJosie.htm

[Thebottomline]

Josie Pearl did a 20 questions interview with sludge around late 2000 early 2001. I remember she claimed she was 20 then.

http://web.archive.org/web/200212060749 ... sJosie.htm

Thanks for posting that link I had a hard time finding it. I used the sludge search function and when I found the link to Josie's interview a Ron Keel Interview appeared instead.

I could have swore she stated her age in that interview but question #19 says Jizzy was approx 19 when she was born. According to Jizzo's wiki he was born on March 17, 1958. So Josie would had to have been born in 1977. Fuck she is one inconsistent broad. She's not even smart lying about her age. I remember she caught alot of shit on the old sludge boards around 2001 .

[lakebeast]

In the description for an upcoming episode titled: Josie's A Doll; it says that Josie gets Steve a life size doll of herself

[MetalAlive]

In the description for an upcoming episode titled: Josie's A Doll; it says that Josie gets Steve a life size doll of herself

Wow, I just find that a little creepy and desperate. But what do you expect from a narcissistic wench. Steve Stevens appears to be just as dopey.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

I could have swore she stated her age in that interview but question #19 says Jizzy was approx 19 when she was born. According to Jizzo's wiki he was born on March 17, 1958. So Josie would had to have been born in 1977. Fuck she is one inconsistent broad. She's not even smart lying about her age. I remember she caught alot of shit on the old sludge boards around 2001 .

That bitch WISHES she was born in 70's.

[nycrue]

I could have swore she stated her age in that interview but question #19 says Jizzy was approx 19 when she was born. According to Jizzo's wiki he was born on March 17, 1958. So Josie would had to have been born in 1977. Fuck she is one inconsistent broad. She's not even smart lying about her age. I remember she caught alot of shit on the old sludge boards around 2001 .

That bitch WISHES she was born in 80's.

Fixed.

[Aquanetsuperhold]

I could have swore she stated her age in that interview but question #19 says Jizzy was approx 19 when she was born. According to Jizzo's wiki he was born on March 17, 1958. So Josie would had to have been born in 1977. Fuck she is one inconsistent broad. She's not even smart lying about her age. I remember she caught alot of shit on the old sludge boards around 2001 .

That bitch WISHES she was born in 80's.

Fixed.

No, it was probably right the first time. You could tell me she ws born between 1961- 969 and I wouldn't argue it.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Exactly.

nycrue, please stop "fixing" my posts. I know what I'm talking about. Anyone who looks at that bitch and believes that she's a day under 45 needs a fucking eye exam.

[nycrue]

I haven't fixed your post a bunch of goddamn times. it was a joke. jesus.

[Landshark2000]

Exactly.

nycrue, please stop "fixing" my posts. I know what I'm talking about. Anyone who looks at that bitch and believes that she's a day under 45 needs a fucking eye exam.

Yep. You know I'm not a catty bitch, but that woman is fucking delusional and ... well, nasty. If she's 29, I'm 18. And you and I both know I'm 44. She is NOT aging well, and it's more than likely due to her desperate attempt to NOT age. How ironic.

[BloodQueen]

The one pics on Flickr show how over baked her skin is. The sun wreaks havoc on human skin and should be avoided at all costs if you don't want to look like freckley leather. I am impressed at the results from her overhaul and heal time, her surgeon is a friggin miracle worker.

[MojoMama7]

I shouldn't drink and post. Carry on.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

I haven't fixed your post a bunch of goddamn times. it was a joke. jesus.

Nobody said you did it a bunch of times, you fuckin' crybaby. And before you go all Semantics Sally on me and cry that there is an "s" at the end of "posts", it's like when you get caught feeding a bear at the zoo - they say "PLEASE DON'T FEED THE ANIMALS".

P.S. Your jokes suck.

[MissChelle857]

Josie Pearl-Stevens looks, dresses and acts like a strip whore. Tacky as fuck ...

She so looks like a castoff from Rock of Love

THIS.

And, I think Susan McKagan is friggin beautiful. I've heard people on this thing call her a "tranny" before...but I disagree. She's hot stuff.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

And she has her own money.

[nycrue]

I haven't fixed your post a bunch of goddamn times. it was a joke. jesus.

Nobody said you did it a bunch of times, you fuckin' crybaby. And before you go all Semantics Sally on me and cry that there is an "s" at the end of "posts", it's like when you get caught feeding a bear at the zoo - they say "PLEASE DON'T FEED THE ANIMALS".

P.S. Your jokes suck.

I was not a crybaby. Listen you bitch, nobody died amd made you Stevie Rachelle. You act like you fucking own this board. You don't scare me you fucking crazy twat.

Now WHAT?

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Oh my god. Did you really just e-step to me, you fucking drama queen mongoloid?

"Now WHAT?" - REALLY???

Uh, I guess now I make fun of you?

[nycrue]

Oh my god. Did you really just e-step to me, you fucking drama queen mongoloid?

"Now WHAT?" - REALLY???

Uh, I guess now I make fun of you?

You really need to get a life. seriously. You bully the fuck out of every on this goddamn board for years. Do you have anything else in your fucking life that you do?? Other than Sludge? fucking doubt it.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Were your hands shaking when you typed that?

I don't know what's funnier - you losing your shit and calling me a bully or the fact that you felt it necessary to tell me that you're not scared of me, which lets me know that you are.

Thanks for volunteering to be my new tardball, nycrue. You could have kept your cocksucker shut, but you just had to stand up to the Big Bad Stoner because you've apparently got something to prove to the interwebz hair metal community. It's going to be fun fucking with you.

[nycrue]

Were your hands shaking when you typed that?

I don't know what's funnier - you losing your shit and calling me a bully or the fact that you felt it necessary to tell me that you're not scared of me, which lets me know that you are.

Thanks for volunteering to be my new tardball, nycrue. You could have kept your cocksucker shut, but you just had to stand up to the Big Bad Stoner because you've apparently got something to prove to the interwebz hair metal community. It's going to be fun fucking with you.

You can't fuck with me. I could give a shit about you. Its true...You never answered my question. You sit on your fat ass and troll sludge all fucking day. Do you have a job? I would love to see a picture of you.

I don't take shit from psycho loser bitches like yourself.

You are SO not worth it. I have more respect for the shit on my shoes.


TRY fucking with me. Just try.

[Landshark2000]

Josie Pearl-Stevens looks, dresses and acts like a strip whore. Tacky as fuck ...

She so looks like a castoff from Rock of Love

THIS.

And, I think Susan McKagan is friggin beautiful. I've heard people on this thing call her a "tranny" before...but I disagree. She's hot stuff.

She is gorgeous, and seems very self sufficient. Perry's wife is cute, and holds her own as well.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

My pictures have been posted on here multiple times over the years, and I guarantee I have a higher level of education and make more money than you and your entire welfare ridden family combined. Granted, your entire family consists of you, your Uncle Daddy and your 14 hound dogs, but truth is an absolute defense.

And for the record, you most certainly will take shit from me because you can't stop me from giving it to you. Nothing makes me happier than a tardball who volunteers for the position - so glad you rolled up to the plate, toots.

TRY fucking with me. Just try.

Try? This is me fucking with you, and you flipping out. What are you going to do now - emphasize more words IN CAPS ???? Calm the fuck down and go watch a "It Gets Better" PSA, you fucking clownshoe.

[nycrue]

My pictures have been posted on here multiple times over the years, and I guarantee I have a higher level of education and make more money than you and your entire welfare ridden family combined. Granted, your entire family consists of you, your Uncle Daddy and your 14 hound dogs, but truth is an absolute defense.

And for the record, you most certainly will take shit from me because you can't stop me from giving it to you. Nothing makes me happier than a tardball who volunteers for the position - so glad you rolled up to the plate, toots.

You make me laugh.

TRY fucking with me. Just try.

Try? This is me fucking with you, and you flipping out. What are you going to do now - emphasize more words IN CAPS ???? Calm the fuck down and go watch a "It Gets Better" PSA, you fucking clownshoe.

You don't know what "flipping out" or "losing my shit" even means. I am totally calm and fine. You've seen epic Sludge melt downs. this is not one of them you dumb cunt. I've watched your pathetic work. Nobody is impressed, honestly.

You can make me laugh you dumb bitch, and that's about it. Go on...keep making me laugh.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

This is totally the beginning of a meltdown. All the in the world can't hide the pure unadulterated butthurt in these past few posts. Like you said, I've seen tons of meltdowns and I can smell them like your ass in an elevator. Now why don't you take your hissy fit on over to Hatas where I gave you your own thread and quit fucking this threads up with your menses soaked tittybaby bullshit.

Because there's only two choices for you in this, you dumbfuck - you're either going to avoid it or you're going to keep posting and showing just how fucking upset you are about this by calling me a bully and daring me to fuck with you. Either way, I win.

[lakebeast]

Oh my god. Did you really just e-step to me, you fucking drama queen mongoloid?

"Now WHAT?" - REALLY???

Uh, I guess now I make fun of you?

[nycrue]

This is totally the beginning of a meltdown. All the in the world can't hide the pure unadulterated butthurt in these past few posts. Like you said, I've seen tons of meltdowns and I can smell them like your ass in an elevator. Now why don't you take your hissy fit on over to Hatas where I gave you your own thread and quit fucking this threads up with your menses soaked tittybaby bullshit.

Because there's only two choices for you in this, you dumbfuck - you're either going to avoid it or you're going to keep posting and showing just how fucking upset you are about this by calling me a bully and daring me to fuck with you. Either way, I win.

Yep..You are quite invested in tearing everyone apart aren't you? Jesus Christ. go find a hobby.
I am not P13 or Deathcure or any of those other piss ants. I won't throw a meltdown for your pathetic pleasure. cuz that's clearly all you have in your life.
You are continuing to make my ass laugh.

I cannot believe you care about "winning" so much. are you in 3rd grade? Honestly..look at yourself in the mirror whore.

If you can't Own me. like you own everyone else...you are starting to get pissed off.

Even when Stevie is long gone, you STILL won't own this board, so fuck yourself.

*Yawn*