Synyster Gates Married

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

It's a tie between sludger and warmleatherette.

[MitziDupree]

I love the NINtards - whenever they leave that thread, they're like those super deep sea creatures that explode when brought to the surface.

[MitziDupree]

This stupid bitch is lying out of her cracked pleather pussy if she says she's been here "since the '90's."

[SanityClause]

I'm still laughing at "hault"...

[boytoy]

everyone should stick to the topic and the peeps on here should take thier fighting to private messenging.

[MitziDupree]

And you should shut the fuck up, you illiterate cooze.

You're stupid, so it doesn't surprise me that you're lost.

http://wmb.thewiggles.com.au/login.asp? ... efault.asp


Glad I could help.

[Landshark2000]

I'm still laughing at "hault"...

I can heer you laffing all the way in Finlandia!

[Barb]

Soooooooo...nobody has any dirt on Synyster? I don't care if he's married since I'm not going after him, he just always looked kinda kinky to me and I'm nosey like that.

[dustbunny]

Soooooooo...nobody has any dirt on Synyster? I don't care if he's married since I'm not going after him, he just always looked kinda kinky to me and I'm nosey like that.

Cool Murderdolls sig...love them!
If you read Roxana Shirazi's book, she talks about him giving her a golden shower in a parking lot.

This is Syn's lovely wife:

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o29/ ... llecz9.jpg

[Heenan Snuka]

I love the NINtards - whenever they leave that thread, they're like those super deep sea creatures that explode when brought to the surface.

i love them too...really...why the hell would I wanna be stuck with u, MitziDupree, and saracapri as the only Sludgettes here? that would be boring

[Heenan Snuka]

now get in my fuckin bed, ur so hot

I'm saving myself for marriage... like Jessica Simpson![/quote]


yea but u said u were down for 1-nite stands...so which is it?

[Lydia]

I'd love to see this thread renamed "Crazy Syn Bitches, Part I".

[synsbitch]

Soooooooo...nobody has any dirt on Synyster? I don't care if he's married since I'm not going after him, he just always looked kinda kinky to me and I'm nosey like that.

Cool Murderdolls sig...love them!
If you read Roxana Shirazi's book, she talks about him giving her a golden shower in a parking lot.

This is Syn's lovely wife:

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o29/ ... llecz9.jpg

thanks for the pic i need a laugh and a new pic for my page

[dustbunny]

Soooooooo...nobody has any dirt on Synyster? I don't care if he's married since I'm not going after him, he just always looked kinda kinky to me and I'm nosey like that.

Cool Murderdolls sig...love them!
If you read Roxana Shirazi's book, she talks about him giving her a golden shower in a parking lot.

This is Syn's lovely wife:

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o29/ ... llecz9.jpg

No problem...I was looking for the one with her holding the beer can and the horse...



thanks for the pic i need a laugh and a new pic for my page

[TawnyVonJagger]

Of course none of these losers have any dirt. They (grendel, fat ugly pasty ass HiddenBong) are old as hell and never but only in their dreams fucked a rockstar. Go back to cooking up hamburger helper and meth...and maybe it will blow up in your fat nasty meth sore faces.

Psychotic stalker twat, please. You really should fuck off back to the NINtard thread, you're way out of your league here. Go back and slobber on Trent's shriveled up schlong, it's the only thing you're halfway decent at.

Oh...Grendel is a DUDE...so I'm pretty sure he's happy he hasn't fucked any rockstars. I think he'll live. I'm sure Stoner will manage, as well.

Tell us, how does it feel to be just a cum dumpster? Used up, wiped off, and thrown out with the rest of the trash? Is this Roxana Shirazi??

One more thing..."hault"???! Really???!

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Of course none of these losers have any dirt. They (grendel, fat ugly pasty ass HiddenBong) are old as hell and never but only in their dreams fucked a rockstar. Go back to cooking up hamburger helper and meth...and maybe it will blow up in your fat nasty meth sore faces.

And what "dirt" have you brought to this thread, Buckwheat?

And no, I'm not talking about the shit between your monkey toes and neck rolls.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Go wash your pasty pussy, Grendel!

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Do you really think we can't have something done about whether you come and go on this board, ashylarryette?

Try me, you Leon Spinks lookin' bitch.

P.S. You don't look like Buckwheat, but you sure as fuck sound like him.

[MetalAlive]

but no one can't hault the sands of time

This thread has come to a hault!

[cookie]

I can come and go as on this board as I fucking please who low gutter ass meth whore died and called you moderator.

Did she really just call the mod a" low gutter ass meth whore"

[MitziDupree]

It's really hard to say, Cookie.

The ebonics make translation a real challenge.

[Funkychik02]

I can come and go as on this board as I fucking please who low gutter ass meth whore died and called you moderator.

Did she really just call the mod a" low gutter ass meth whore"

No, she was calling Stoner that. She went on to ask, "Who died and made you moderator??" Let me know if you need any more translations, Cookie.

[cookie]

That means that Stevie is a low gutter ass meth whore then, he names the mods....

[Metal Sludge]

That means that Stevie is a low gutter ass meth whore then, he names the mods....

That's a terrible thing to say! Stevie doesn't do meth!

[cookie]

Its not my description! *nods in warmleatherettes direction*

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Actually, she said it to Tawny. It's hard to understand her once she gets flustered, though - not just because of the caricature-level ebonics, but because the bitch is just plum dumb.

Seriously, ashylarryette makes my fucking dog look like Madame Curie, and the bitch is part Lab.

[cookie]

Its just like one big word salad. Extra mayo.

[MitziDupree]

Seriously, ashylarryette makes my fucking dog look like Madame Curie, and the bitch is part Lab.

To be fair to your dog, Madame Curie did spend a lot of time in a lab.

[dustbunny]

LOL, I told you dolls,there was a recent photo with a very *rubenesque" woman with her hands on his unit...I'm telling you, Syn likes 'em ugly..just ask Roxani Shirazi

[Lydia]

LOL, I told you dolls,there was a recent photo with a very *rubenesque" woman with her hands on his unit...I'm telling you, Syn likes 'em ugly..just ask Roxani Shirazi

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