Seducing a musician......
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And who are you, manwithspockears? And how do you know Trent? You go first
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I'm confused. Why was it that you decided to inflict your presence upon us here? I'm partying with rock stars while you're sitting in front of your computer, fantasizing about doing the same...a dumbfuck says what now?amouthfulofsin220 wrote:Damn, you've figured me out.Lydia wrote:This is Donna's Ho Board, you know. Fugly fatties living in fantasy land and creaming their panties to thoughts of boning Trent Reznor need not apply.
Anyway, what I'm saying is this:
You've never been backstage and you never will be unless you pay your way there by buying a VIP fan package or something. If you can't figure out what a man wants, and deliver that, you'll never seduce a musician, or any other man, for that matter. What brought you to the Ho Board, we'll never know. You could be a bald white man with a beer belly for all we know.
You're a dumb fuckin' ho, and that gives me a right to clown you even if this is the Ho Board.
Have fun gargling man mayo.
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Aquanetsuperhold wrote:Most never have cash on them. I was at an after show party at a hotel bar years ago and John Taylor ask me if I wanted to buy HIM a drink. LOL! The girl sitting on the other side of me practically jumped into my lap to offer to buy it for him.HotsOnForNowhere wrote:They don't even buy you a drink anymore? Sheesh!
Most girls that "date" a musican are strippers because they have money and cheat as much as musicians do. So its a win-win.
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Do they compete to see who can give each other the most communicable diseases?HotsOnForNowhere wrote:Aquanetsuperhold wrote:Most never have cash on them. I was at an after show party at a hotel bar years ago and John Taylor ask me if I wanted to buy HIM a drink. LOL! The girl sitting on the other side of me practically jumped into my lap to offer to buy it for him.HotsOnForNowhere wrote:They don't even buy you a drink anymore? Sheesh!
Most girls that "date" a musican are strippers because they have money and cheat as much as musicians do. So its a win-win.
IggyPopWillEatItself wrote:Yep, there's actually still a few left out there!Inessence wrote:Whoa. I bought a cd of a band Iggy hasn't heard of before?
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amouthfulofsin220 wrote:
Have fun gargling man mayo.
Wow.
If that's not the definitive sentence proving everything Lydia says.
Bitter dried out cunt, much?
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I hear that Taime Downe actually ejaculates mayonnaise.
Care to confirm or deny, organic?
Care to confirm or deny, organic?
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I heard you're shooting cobwebs at this point...any truth to that?
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Is that an age joke? I'm 31. And you fucked Taime Downe.catstyle wrote:I heard you're shooting cobwebs at this point...any truth to that?
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That statement does prove that I'm nothing more than a bitter prude, consumed with envy toward you and Lydia and all the other fuck and chucks who are dense enough to be proud of itcatstyle wrote:amouthfulofsin220 wrote:
Have fun gargling man mayo.
Wow.
If that's not the definitive sentence proving everything Lydia says.
Bitter dried out cunt, much?
That's exactly it.
The latex fumes are making your mind foggy, Ginge. Well that...or Taime's breath killed the precious few braincells the Good Lord had pity enough to bequeath you.
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I'm confused. Why was it that you decided to inflict your presence upon us here? I'm partying with rock stars while you're sitting in front of your computer, fantasizing about doing the same...a dumbfuck says what now?amouthfulofsin220 wrote:That statement does prove that I'm nothing more than a bitter prude, consumed with envy toward you and Lydia and all the other fuck and chucks who are dense enough to be proud of itcatstyle wrote:Wow.amouthfulofsin220 wrote:
Have fun gargling man mayo.
If that's not the definitive sentence proving everything Lydia says.
Bitter dried out cunt, much?
That's exactly it.
You're so fugly even Taime Downe wouldn't touch you with a 10-foot pole.The latex fumes are making your mind foggy, Ginge. Well that...or Taime's breath killed the precious few braincells the Good Lord had pity enough to bequeath you.
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roofies!!!! no seducing needed! Date rape those rock stars!xxxGlamGurlxxx wrote:What are some good tips for seducing a musician?
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talk about being desperate....deathcurse wrote:Is that an age joke? I'm 31. And you fucked Taime Downe.catstyle wrote:I heard you're shooting cobwebs at this point...any truth to that?
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'A real musician is not a dude in tight pants able to strut around on stage, squawking his head off into a microphone, while putting down other musicians or other types of music'
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I got offered a backstage pass from a tour manager that had been wanting me all night;)
I turned it down cus I'm classy like that. He proceeded to find me on Facebook and hits me up whenever he's near my hood;)
Girls don't need to suck dick to be labeled fuckable
I turned it down cus I'm classy like that. He proceeded to find me on Facebook and hits me up whenever he's near my hood;)
Girls don't need to suck dick to be labeled fuckable
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Scarletbeg0nia wrote: He proceeded to find me on Facebook and hits me up whenever he's near my hood;)
meaning, you fuck him when he's near your hood?
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No I have yet to fuck or suck lol. Im strictly about the music, but maybe if the time calls for it and I want it, then it shall be done haha.
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What's classy about not fucking someone you're not interested in fucking? And who said anything about sucking dick?Scarletbeg0nia wrote:I got offered a backstage pass from a tour manager that had been wanting me all night;)
I turned it down cus I'm classy like that. He proceeded to find me on Facebook and hits me up whenever he's near my hood;)
Girls don't need to suck dick to be labeled fuckable
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Classy meaning I don't. Show my tits and jerk of musicians for a backstage pass hahah
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Hahahahaha, this makes me laugh. I guess I'm not "classy" thenScarletbeg0nia wrote:Classy meaning I don't. Show my tits and jerk of musicians for a backstage pass hahah
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Smoke him up and then suck his dick. Not too complicated.
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Who in this thread said that they do that?Scarletbeg0nia wrote:Classy meaning I don't. Show my tits and jerk of musicians for a backstage pass hahah