Why is the ho board dead? Nobody left worth fucking?

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Why is the ho board dead? Nobody left worth fucking?

Post by itwalksboyfriend » Tue Jan 09, 2018 5:58 pm

Well?

Most of the sludge era bands comprise of members pushing their 50's, 60's and beyond. Are there women out there actually rocking the bus with these old road dogs in 2018 or are their days of getting groupies long past.

Personally, I can't really think of anyone from the sludge era worth going after anymore. Can you?
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Re: Why is the ho board dead? Nobody left worth fucking?

Post by BDG135 » Tue Jan 09, 2018 6:03 pm

Maybe the old hos died out.
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Re: Why is the ho board dead? Nobody left worth fucking?

Post by *flick* » Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:40 pm

I blame it on MENOPAUSE.
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Re: Why is the ho board dead? Nobody left worth fucking?

Post by Mojo » Wed Jan 10, 2018 3:58 pm

Fuckin' #metoo movement.
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Re: Why is the ho board dead? Nobody left worth fucking?

Post by Kristi Vanian » Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:22 pm

A lot of the posters from back in the day stopped posting years ago. Plus, a lot of band members either know about the boards or post here themselves. Word does get back to these guys (and girls). It's probably not hard to figure out who's saying what and that's a risk many don't want to take, especially if they're on good terms with these guys.
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Re: Why is the ho board dead? Nobody left worth fucking?

Post by Gazpacho » Wed Jan 10, 2018 4:54 pm

I’m posting there still.

Not having any luck hooking up with cock tho....
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Re: Why is the ho board dead? Nobody left worth fucking?

Post by Ann_Landers » Wed Jan 10, 2018 6:45 pm

It's for the best. Some of the bugs out there have become resistant to antibiotics.

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Re: Why is the ho board dead? Nobody left worth fucking?

Post by MissChelle857 » Mon May 14, 2018 4:26 pm

Right?!
And who the heck do I have to screw around here to get the goods on Mike Ness?!
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Re: Why is the ho board dead? Nobody left worth fucking?

Post by Funkychik02 » Wed May 30, 2018 12:00 pm

BDG135 wrote:
Tue Jan 09, 2018 6:03 pm
Maybe the old hos died out.
that's fucking grim.
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Re: Why is the ho board dead? Nobody left worth fucking?

Post by Einstein Lawless » Wed May 30, 2018 9:16 pm

The old ones aged out and the new ones are into rappers... Or visa versa
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Re: Why is the ho board dead? Nobody left worth fucking?

Post by Funkychik02 » Thu May 31, 2018 9:14 pm

Einstein Lawless wrote:
Wed May 30, 2018 9:16 pm
The old ones aged out and the new ones are into rappers... Or visa versa
Not true at all.
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Re: Why is the ho board dead? Nobody left worth fucking?

Post by bigbuttskinner » Sat Jun 02, 2018 5:19 am

The whole board/site is on life support. Maybe it's time to take Old Yeller behind the barn.
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Re: Why is the ho board dead? Nobody left worth fucking?

Post by CHA0S » Sat Jun 16, 2018 3:19 pm

No more fucking. When you get to the point where you're playing bowling alleys, you can no longer throw away money on Viagra.
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Re: Why is the ho board dead? Nobody left worth fucking?

Post by TravisBicklesMohawk » Sat Jun 30, 2018 3:17 am

*flick* wrote:
Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:40 pm
I blame it on MENOPAUSE.
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Re: Why is the ho board dead? Nobody left worth fucking?

Post by anselmolover18 » Mon Jul 09, 2018 7:46 pm

Einstein Lawless wrote:
Wed May 30, 2018 9:16 pm
The old ones aged out and the new ones are into rappers... Or visa versa
Yep rappers and DJs. That's who all the cool kids are fucking these days.
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