Why is the ho board dead? Nobody left worth fucking?

[itwalksboyfriend]

Well?

Most of the sludge era bands comprise of members pushing their 50's, 60's and beyond. Are there women out there actually rocking the bus with these old road dogs in 2018 or are their days of getting groupies long past.

Personally, I can't really think of anyone from the sludge era worth going after anymore. Can you?

[BDG135]

Maybe the old hos died out.

[*flick*]

I blame it on MENOPAUSE.

[Mojo]

Fuckin' #metoo movement.

[Kristi Vanian]

A lot of the posters from back in the day stopped posting years ago. Plus, a lot of band members either know about the boards or post here themselves. Word does get back to these guys (and girls). It's probably not hard to figure out who's saying what and that's a risk many don't want to take, especially if they're on good terms with these guys.

[Gazpacho]

I’m posting there still.

Not having any luck hooking up with cock tho....

[Ann_Landers]

It's for the best. Some of the bugs out there have become resistant to antibiotics.

Did I ever tell you guys about the time I spent the night with one of Frank Sinatra's horn players?

[MissChelle857]

Right?!
And who the heck do I have to screw around here to get the goods on Mike Ness?!

[Funkychik02]

Maybe the old hos died out.

that's fucking grim.

[Einstein Lawless]

The old ones aged out and the new ones are into rappers... Or visa versa

[Funkychik02]

The old ones aged out and the new ones are into rappers... Or visa versa

Not true at all.

[bigbuttskinner]

The whole board/site is on life support. Maybe it's time to take Old Yeller behind the barn.

[CHA0S]

No more fucking. When you get to the point where you're playing bowling alleys, you can no longer throw away money on Viagra.

[TravisBicklesMohawk]

I blame it on MENOPAUSE.

This.

[anselmolover18]

The old ones aged out and the new ones are into rappers... Or visa versa

Yep rappers and DJs. That's who all the cool kids are fucking these days.

[tweet75]

the very real fact is these days to get to bands backstage you cant just blow roadies...you need 1 to 2 Gs thats the only way to meet them.

[RadGurL3]

the very real fact is these days to get to bands backstage you cant just blow roadies...you need 1 to 2 Gs thats the only way to meet them.

So lame now!
I used to just ask someone with the band, roaming around, where the after party was, and that usually worked. ::shrugs::

[nycrue]

seriously depends on what band and what kind of place they are playing at.

[RadGurL3]

seriously depends on what band and what kind of place they are playing at.

Plus they (well, many) are all old and tired after shows and just wanna chill without a bitch crawling all over them.

[princessofrock]

seriously depends on what band and what kind of place they are playing at.

Plus they (well, many) are all old and tired after shows and just wanna chill without a bitch crawling all over them.

Well, there are a few that aren't adverse to a well timed bj from a chick with big boobs before and after the show (from what I have heard, of course)

[RadGurL3]

seriously depends on what band and what kind of place they are playing at.

Plus they (well, many) are all old and tired after shows and just wanna chill without a bitch crawling all over them.

Well, there are a few that aren't adverse to a well timed bj from a chick with big boobs before and after the show (from what I have heard, of course)

Yeah, those aren't the guys who are 60+

[princessofrock]

Plus they (well, many) are all old and tired after shows and just wanna chill without a bitch crawling all over them.

Well, there are a few that aren't adverse to a well timed bj from a chick with big boobs before and after the show (from what I have heard, of course)

Yeah, those aren't the guys who are 60+

LOL- close enough at mid-40s

[RadGurL3]

Well, there are a few that aren't adverse to a well timed bj from a chick with big boobs before and after the show (from what I have heard, of course)

Yeah, those aren't the guys who are 60+

LOL- close enough at mid-40s

I'd still hit that...you know just because.

[grishnak boss]

Fuckin' #metoo movement.

none other than mojogynist could say this

[Mojo]

Fuckin' #metoo movement.

none other than mojogynist could say this

I'm the furthest thing from a misogynist. I don't hate women at all, as long as they stay in their place.