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Every know of a heavier girl, who wasn't that great looking, that was able to make it to the finish line? I had a couple friends like this who would wait by the band's bus after shows. I'd feel bad for them because I knew how low their chances were. Maybe a chubby lady with a cute face got to give head or kiss one of them though.
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Roxy. that Roxy. Some honorable old Sludge mentions to Static Beth and Alexa Vonn. Did they go all the way? Hmm. But they were around.
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I like fat chicks. :mrgreen:
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BDG135 wrote: Fri Sep 20, 2019 12:07 pm Every know of a heavier girl, who wasn't that great looking, that was able to make it to the finish line?
Yes, I remember one who was not model looking and on the heavier side who got to bone at least JLT, Kee Marcello and one of the guys in Skid Row in 88-89.

Proves that a nice personality can go a long way - if you're a redhead with huge tits.
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Have you ever seen actual groupies? The ones that wait around for the band after the show? They're never hotties. Music videos sold a fantasy. I remember an interview with a very popular singer I forget who that was asked if he could have sex if he wanted to after every show on tour. He said "You can, but it won't necessarily be with the most beautiful person in the world." At least he was honest.
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There's a scene in the History of the Eagles doc where Azoff filmed afterparty guests from Pittsburgh in the early days. They're basically 3 very average-looking girls who complain that the band members smell like beer and they do NOT look DTF. That was probably what happened more often than not til your band hit the upper upper echelon.
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