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Funkychik02 wrote:WOW, this thread is getting NUTS. you guys sound like those NIN stalkers. have you even met these girls?!
it's the Ho board on Metal Sludge...dont neuter it
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So then why are you posting here, BodyFunk? You're on every thread on this site yet you never talk about metal and are constantly posting ridiculous pictures of yourself...don't make me repost them here...then again I need a good laugh so I just might do it.
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This is a GOSSIP board, so the girls are gossiping. Thats the point. It doesn't matter if they have or haven't met the girlfriends/wives. Gossip isn't always the truth, but sometimes it is. You have to decide for yourself.
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Someone's sarcasm meter is a little off.
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So then why are you posting here, BodyFunk? You're on every thread on this site yet you never talk about metal and are constantly posting ridiculous pictures of yourself...don't make me repost them here...then again I need a good laugh so I just might do it.
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I'm on EVERY thread? Bitch, please. I barely post. Go ahead a post my pictures. I'm obviously not ashamed of them, since I am "constantly posting" them. Can you say the same about yourself, psycho snatch?
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Funkychik02 wrote:
dustbunny wrote:
So then why are you posting here, BodyFunk? You're on every thread on this site yet you never talk about metal and are constantly posting ridiculous pictures of yourself...don't make me repost them here...then again I need a good laugh so I just might do it.
Kthnxbye!
I'm on EVERY thread? Bitch, please. I barely post. Go ahead a post my pictures. I'm obviously not ashamed of them, since I am "constantly posting" them. Can you say the same about yourself, psycho snatch?
erm people are entitled to thier own opinion about her if they want to call her a slut or a really bad take on a drag queen they can dont like it dont fucking come on here, as the meerkat in the ad says "simples" k?
and im sure that the other lovely people on her agree with me :D
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erm

Since Syn got married, and he didn't marry you (what, is he CRAZY?), doesn't that technically make you "SynsWife'sBitch"?

The mod is pretty reasonable here. I'm sure she'd help you with a name change. Should I PM her on your behalf?
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MitziDupree wrote:erm

Since Syn got married, and he didn't marry you (what, is he CRAZY?), doesn't that technically make you "SynsWife'sBitch"?

The mod is pretty reasonable here. I'm sure she'd help you with a name change. Should I PM her on your behalf?
if you want not arsed tbh and i can have what ever name i want ion here and anywhere else for that matter :D

oh and id love to see her reply too if thatsok with you??? :P
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synsbitch wrote:
erm people are entitled to thier own opinion about her if they want to call her a slut or a really bad take on a drag queen they can dont like it dont fucking come on here, as the meerkat in the ad says "simples" k?
and im sure that the other lovely people on her agree with me :D
exactly, I have the right to my opinion. I'm just noting that it's not very classy to talk shit about the wife of the guy you're drooling over.
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Funkychik02 wrote:
synsbitch wrote:
erm people are entitled to thier own opinion about her if they want to call her a slut or a really bad take on a drag queen they can dont like it dont fucking come on here, as the meerkat in the ad says "simples" k?
and im sure that the other lovely people on her agree with me :D
exactly, I have the right to my opinion. I'm just noting that it's not very classy to talk shit about the wife of the guy you're drooling over.

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Funkychik02 wrote:I'm just noting that it's not very classy to talk shit about the wife of the guy you're drooling over.
Oh please! Spare all of us the false morality. :roll:
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Lydia wrote:
Funkychik02 wrote:I'm just noting that it's not very classy to talk shit about the wife of the guy you're drooling over.
Oh please! Spare all of us the false morality. :roll:
Smells Funky...forgot to mention how Lydia schooled your ass on another thread. No rock star would want your nasty blubbery ass.
Bitch please, go back on AIM and Match.com.
Unlike you, I don't need to post pictures of myself on a metal gossip board...I'm here to dish and have a laugh. If this thread is too offensive for your refined sensibilities, go elsewhere. There are many threads here where people make flat out vicious and racist comments. Go complain about that. Otherwise, STFU.

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dustbunny wrote:
Lydia wrote:
Funkychik02 wrote:I'm just noting that it's not very classy to talk shit about the wife of the guy you're drooling over.
Oh please! Spare all of us the false morality. :roll:
Smells Funky...forgot to mention how Lydia schooled your ass on another thread. No rock star would want your nasty blubbery ass.
Bitch please, go back on AIM and Match.com.
Unlike you, I don't need to post pictures of myself on a metal gossip board...I'm here to dish and have a laugh. If this thread is too offensive for your refined sensibilities, go elsewhere. There are many threads here where people make flat out vicious and racist comments. Go complain about that. Otherwise, STFU.
Schooled?! Bitch, your herpes meds must be fucking with your head. Posting pictures on a "POST YOUR PICTURES HERE" thread is hardly shocking, genius. I'm not the only one who posts pictures. This thread is entertainment. If you can't deal with me stating my opinion, ignore me. The funny thing is I was done with this thread after my reply to "synsbitch", but you just COULDN'T resist flirting with me. :wink:
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I think he's well cool, what with the way he changed the I to Y.
Fucking brilliant.
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Excuse me. I think you meant bryllyant.
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MitziDupree wrote:Excuse me. I think you meant bryllyant.
Well played, MytzyDupree.
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MitziDupree wrote:Excuse me. I think you meant bryllyant.
You are yndeed correct.
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Smells Funky...forgot to mention how Lydia schooled your ass on another thread. No rock star would want your nasty blubbery ass.
Bitch please, go back on AIM and Match.com.
Unlike you, I don't need to post pictures of myself on a metal gossip board...I'm here to dish and have a laugh. If this thread is too offensive for your refined sensibilities, go elsewhere. There are many threads here where people make flat out vicious and racist comments. Go complain about that. Otherwise, STFU.[/quote]
Schooled?! Bitch, your herpes meds must be fucking with your head. Posting pictures on a "POST YOUR PICTURES HERE" thread is hardly shocking, genius. I'm not the only one who posts pictures. This thread is entertainment. If you can't deal with me stating my opinion, ignore me. The funny thing is I was done with this thread after my reply to "synsbitch", but you just COULDN'T resist flirting with me. :wink:[/quote]

Hooker, you of all people would know about herpes medication.
Funny that you lecture about other people not being classy while most of your posts reference anal sex, not to mention that refined pic of the naked chick you posted--that just screams class.
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Speaking for myself, I'm impressed with your fine grasp of the quote function and avatar linkage.

You are, indeed, a bad mamma jamma.
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dustbunny wrote:
Hooker, you of all people would know about herpes medication.
Funny that you lecture about other people not being classy while most of your posts reference anal sex, not to mention that refined pic of the naked chick you posted--that just screams class.
HA, what the fuck are you babbling about, you dizzy bitch?! Actually, I didn't POST the picture. I quoted it. There's nothing wrong with the nude body. I didn't know skanks could be prudes.
PS- Learn how to use the quote feature, dingbat.
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Funkychik02 wrote:
dustbunny wrote:
Hooker, you of all people would know about herpes medication.
Funny that you lecture about other people not being classy while most of your posts reference anal sex, not to mention that refined pic of the naked chick you posted--that just screams class.
HA, what the fuck are you babbling about, you dizzy bitch?! Actually, I didn't POST the picture. I quoted it. There's nothing wrong with the nude body. I didn't know skanks could be prudes.
PS- Learn how to use the quote feature, dingbat.
if ur so "done" with them, then why dont u shut up and talk to me

yes u have been posting a lot lately yet not talkin to me and its pissin me off

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MitziDupree wrote:Speaking for myself, I'm impressed with your fine grasp of the quote function and avatar linkage.

You are, indeed, a bad mamma jamma.
You mean mamma jamma in the sense of a complete bucket of fail, right!
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Oh, now you've got me all confused. Why do I always get so flustered when I'm around you, hmmm?

But I'm pretty sure that "bucket" factors into her description somewhere (I'm thinking anatomical), as does "fail"...



In other news, this thread makes me sad.

Syns Bitch ran away and hid after I went to all the trouble of a shiny, new, custom title for her.

Some people are so ungrateful.
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MitziDupree wrote:Oh, now you've got me all confused. Why do I always get so flustered when I'm around you, hmmm?

But I'm pretty sure that "bucket" factors into her description somewhere (I'm thinking anatomical), as does "fail"...



In other news, this thread makes me sad.

Syns Bitch ran away and hid after I went to all the trouble of a shiny, new, custom title for her.

Some people are so ungrateful.
Aww, Mitzi! I noticed your shiny title.
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Funkychik02 wrote:
MitziDupree wrote:Oh, now you've got me all confused. Why do I always get so flustered when I'm around you, hmmm?

But I'm pretty sure that "bucket" factors into her description somewhere (I'm thinking anatomical), as does "fail"...



In other news, this thread makes me sad.

Syns Bitch ran away and hid after I went to all the trouble of a shiny, new, custom title for her.

Some people are so ungrateful.
Aww, Mitzi! I noticed your shiny title.



yeah i ran away right, i was just having too much fun watchingyou two go to town on eachother trying to curse one another out funny really, and i quite like the name i have on here so i dont need the shitty ass names you come up with there are loads more people out there who thing the same as me they are just scared to put their opinion out because of bitch features like you! :D
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Reading comprehension. Look into it.

I might have to change your title again.
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"Dumb bitch is dumb" comes to mind.
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MitziDupree wrote:Reading comprehension. Look into it.

I might have to change your title again.


its ok id change it myself to id_bitch_slap_michelle_anyday :)
so say what you want not arsed your not going to change my mind about the skank and as for you damn i dont know who is worse
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Funkychik02 wrote:
dustbunny wrote:
Hooker, you of all people would know about herpes medication.
Funny that you lecture about other people not being classy while most of your posts reference anal sex, not to mention that refined pic of the naked chick you posted--that just screams class.
HA, what the fuck are you babbling about, you dizzy bitch?! Actually, I didn't POST the picture. I quoted it. There's nothing wrong with the nude body. I didn't know skanks could be prudes.
PS- Learn how to use the quote feature, dingbat.
Wow, calling someone you don't even know a skank...well you know what they say, takes one to know one.
Go away you fugly bitch.
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dustbunny wrote:
Funkychik02 wrote:
dustbunny wrote:
Hooker, you of all people would know about herpes medication.
Funny that you lecture about other people not being classy while most of your posts reference anal sex, not to mention that refined pic of the naked chick you posted--that just screams class.
HA, what the fuck are you babbling about, you dizzy bitch?! Actually, I didn't POST the picture. I quoted it. There's nothing wrong with the nude body. I didn't know skanks could be prudes.
PS- Learn how to use the quote feature, dingbat.
Wow, calling someone you don't even know a skank...well you know what they say, takes one to know one.
Go away you fugly bitch.[/quot


hahahahahaha yopu have some fucking room to talk your the worst one on here for saying shit to people
but hey i think i will stay gives me something to laugh at
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dustbunny wrote:
Funkychik02 wrote:
dustbunny wrote:
Hooker, you of all people would know about herpes medication.
Funny that you lecture about other people not being classy while most of your posts reference anal sex, not to mention that refined pic of the naked chick you posted--that just screams class.
HA, what the fuck are you babbling about, you dizzy bitch?! Actually, I didn't POST the picture. I quoted it. There's nothing wrong with the nude body. I didn't know skanks could be prudes.
PS- Learn how to use the quote feature, dingbat.
Wow, calling someone you don't even know a skank...well you know what they say, takes one to know one.
Go away you fugly bitch.
GTFO with your 2nd grade comebacks! I've been coming here since '02, and it will take more than the likes of you to get rid of me. Get used to it, whore.
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