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Re: Synyster Gates Married
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 4:46 am
by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong
It's a tie between sludger and warmleatherette.
Re: Synyster Gates Married
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 5:57 am
by MitziDupree
Re: Synyster Gates Married
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 6:19 am
by MitziDupree
This stupid bitch is lying out of her cracked pleather pussy if she says she's been here "since the '90's."
Re: Synyster Gates Married
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 6:51 am
by SanityClause
I'm still laughing at "hault"...
Re: Synyster Gates Married
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:26 am
by boytoy
everyone should stick to the topic and the peeps on here should take thier fighting to private messenging.
Re: Synyster Gates Married
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:38 am
by MitziDupree
And you should shut the fuck up, you illiterate cooze.
You're stupid, so it doesn't surprise me that you're lost.
http://wmb.thewiggles.com.au/login.asp? ... efault.asp
Glad I could help.
Re: Synyster Gates Married
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:00 am
by Landshark2000
SanityClause wrote:I'm still laughing at "hault"...
I can heer you laffing all the way in Finlandia!
Re: Synyster Gates Married
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:06 pm
by Barb
Soooooooo...nobody has any dirt on Synyster? I don't care if he's married since I'm not going after him, he just always looked kinda kinky to me and I'm nosey like that.
Re: Synyster Gates Married
Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 12:24 pm
by dustbunny
Barb wrote:Soooooooo...nobody has any dirt on Synyster? I don't care if he's married since I'm not going after him, he just always looked kinda kinky to me and I'm nosey like that.
Cool Murderdolls sig...love them!
If you read Roxana Shirazi's book, she talks about him giving her a golden shower in a parking lot.
This is Syn's lovely wife:
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o29/ ... llecz9.jpg
Re: Synyster Gates Married
Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 11:12 pm
by Heenan Snuka
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I love the NINtards - whenever they leave that thread, they're like those super deep sea creatures that explode when brought to the surface.
i love them too...really...why the hell would I wanna be stuck with u, MitziDupree, and saracapri as the only Sludgettes here? that would be boring
Re: Synyster Gates Married
Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 11:18 pm
by Heenan Snuka
Funkychik02 wrote:
now get in my fuckin bed, ur so hot
I'm saving myself for marriage... like Jessica Simpson![/quote]
yea but u said u were down for 1-nite stands...so which is it?
Re: Synyster Gates Married
Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 3:57 am
by Lydia
I'd love to see this thread renamed "Crazy Syn Bitches, Part I".
Re: Synyster Gates Married
Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 1:09 pm
by synsbitch
dustbunny wrote:Barb wrote:Soooooooo...nobody has any dirt on Synyster? I don't care if he's married since I'm not going after him, he just always looked kinda kinky to me and I'm nosey like that.
Cool Murderdolls sig...love them!
If you read Roxana Shirazi's book, she talks about him giving her a golden shower in a parking lot.
This is Syn's lovely wife:
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o29/ ... llecz9.jpg
thanks for the pic i need a laugh and a new pic for my page
Re: Synyster Gates Married
Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 1:14 pm
by dustbunny
synsbitch wrote:dustbunny wrote:Barb wrote:Soooooooo...nobody has any dirt on Synyster? I don't care if he's married since I'm not going after him, he just always looked kinda kinky to me and I'm nosey like that.
Cool Murderdolls sig...love them!
If you read Roxana Shirazi's book, she talks about him giving her a golden shower in a parking lot.
This is Syn's lovely wife:
http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o29/ ... llecz9.jpg
No problem...I was looking for the one with her holding the beer can and the horse...
thanks for the pic i need a laugh and a new pic for my page
Re: Synyster Gates Married
Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:42 pm
by TawnyVonJagger
warmleatherette wrote:Of course none of these losers have any dirt. They (grendel, fat ugly pasty ass HiddenBong) are old as hell and never but only in their dreams fucked a rockstar. Go back to cooking up hamburger helper and meth...and maybe it will blow up in your fat nasty meth sore faces.
Psychotic stalker twat, please. You really should fuck off back to the NINtard thread, you're way out of your league here. Go back and slobber on Trent's shriveled up schlong, it's the only thing you're halfway decent at.
Oh...Grendel is a DUDE...so I'm pretty sure he's happy he hasn't fucked any rockstars. I think he'll live. I'm sure Stoner will manage, as well.
Tell us, how does it feel to be just a cum dumpster? Used up, wiped off, and thrown out with the rest of the trash? Is this Roxana Shirazi??
One more thing..."hault"???! Really???!
Re: Synyster Gates Married
Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:23 am
by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong
warmleatherette wrote:Of course none of these losers have any dirt. They (grendel, fat ugly pasty ass HiddenBong) are old as hell and never but only in their dreams fucked a rockstar. Go back to cooking up hamburger helper and meth...and maybe it will blow up in your fat nasty meth sore faces.
And what "dirt" have you brought to this thread, Buckwheat?
And no, I'm not talking about the shit between your monkey toes and neck rolls.
Re: Synyster Gates Married
Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:22 pm
by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong
Go wash your pasty pussy, Grendel!
Re: Synyster Gates Married
Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 9:18 pm
by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong
Do you really think we can't have something done about whether you come and go on this board, ashylarryette?
Try me, you Leon Spinks lookin' bitch.
P.S. You don't look like Buckwheat, but you sure as fuck sound like him.
Re: Synyster Gates Married
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:00 am
by MetalAlive
warmleatherette wrote:but no one can't hault the sands of time
This thread has come to a hault!
Re: Synyster Gates Married
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:09 am
by cookie
Grendel wrote:
warmleatherette wrote:I can come and go as on this board as I fucking please who low gutter ass meth whore died and called you moderator.
Did she really just call the mod a" low gutter ass meth whore" 
Re: Synyster Gates Married
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 7:22 am
by MitziDupree
It's really hard to say, Cookie.
The ebonics make translation a real challenge.
Re: Synyster Gates Married
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:04 am
by Funkychik02
cookie wrote:
warmleatherette wrote:I can come and go as on this board as I fucking please who low gutter ass meth whore died and called you moderator.
Did she really just call the mod a" low gutter ass meth whore"
No, she was calling Stoner that. She went on to ask, "Who died and made you moderator??" Let me know if you need any more translations, Cookie.
Re: Synyster Gates Married
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:31 am
by cookie
That means that Stevie is a low gutter ass meth whore then, he names the mods....
Re: Synyster Gates Married
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:55 am
by Metal Sludge
cookie wrote:That means that Stevie is a low gutter ass meth whore then, he names the mods....
That's a terrible thing to say! Stevie doesn't do meth!
Re: Synyster Gates Married
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:58 am
by cookie
Its not my description! *nods in warmleatherettes direction*
Re: Synyster Gates Married
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 11:03 am
by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong
Actually, she said it to Tawny. It's hard to understand her once she gets flustered, though - not just because of the caricature-level ebonics, but because the bitch is just plum dumb.
Seriously, ashylarryette makes my fucking dog look like Madame Curie, and the bitch is part Lab.
Re: Synyster Gates Married
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:01 pm
by cookie
Its just like one big word salad. Extra mayo.
Re: Synyster Gates Married
Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:31 pm
by MitziDupree
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
Seriously, ashylarryette makes my fucking dog look like Madame Curie, and the bitch is part Lab.
To be fair to your dog, Madame Curie did spend a lot of time in a lab.
Re: Synyster Gates Married
Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 5:36 pm
by dustbunny
LOL, I told you dolls,there was a recent photo with a very *rubenesque" woman with her hands on his unit...I'm telling you, Syn likes 'em ugly..just ask Roxani Shirazi
Re: Synyster Gates Married
Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 8:57 am
by Lydia
dustbunny wrote:LOL, I told you dolls,there was a recent photo with a very *rubenesque" woman with her hands on his unit...I'm telling you, Syn likes 'em ugly..just ask Roxani Shirazi
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