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Could Taime Downe Be The Evil Anti-Clive?

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:56 pm
by chickenona
Photographic evidence suggests yes.

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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:00 pm
by chickenona
Christ on a cracker he's hideous.

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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:54 pm
by chickenona
You have never lied.

I think just as I need time each day in my Clive thread, I need time in a thread like this for balance. We'll see how it goes.

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:24 pm
by LadyJaneGrey
Hideous? That is so NOT the word to describe Taime.....there's never been a time when he's not been attractive.

Vic Wayne

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:32 am
by WackyWalrus
Saw him the other night opening for Wednesday 13. I wasn't too impressed, but don't know anything about the guy or his band either

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:36 am
by chickenona
sludgerizator wrote:CHICKIE!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE DARK SIDE?! WHY?!
HOLY FAWK. HE IS SO CACA!
It's a matter of balance.

Just as we need night to balance day, we need a really really fat ugly washed-up goth almost-was to offset the brilliant shining light cast by my Clive thread.

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 7:24 am
by krismetal
That tit pic is fucking gross.

He must have gained 100 pounds.

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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:55 am
by chickenona
More ugly.

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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:28 pm
by stella_d_ella
He's so ugly, he makes Carrot Top look good....and that's saying a lot.

paper bag...STAT!

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:46 pm
by krismetal
He still gets the most beautiful groupies ;)

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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 6:43 pm
by FearsOfGun
stella_d_ella wrote:He's so ugly, he makes Carrot Top look good....and that's saying a lot.

paper bag...STAT!
Just a paper bag? I would need a paper bag, a few shots of Wild Turkey, a couple lines of coke, and some rope to hang myself with in the morning.

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 7:06 pm
by LadyJaneGrey
I think Taime looks great in that last picture.

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 7:56 pm
by chickenona
Oh, Lady Jane. Sigh.

Please, for your own sake, click the link in my sig and become enlightened to the endless pleasures of looking at a guy who is hot and not gross.

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:00 pm
by Funkychik02
GEE! Thanks for gaying up the hot old guy thread with the Marilyn Manson's dad. :(
(I kid, I kid... LadyJaneGray... don't kill me.)
*Edit: wow, clicked the wrong thread!*

Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:55 pm
by chickenona
Even being thinner couldn't stop him from being a freight train of fug.

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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:01 pm
by krismetal
Not too much thinner there.
chickenona wrote:Even being thinner couldn't stop him from being a freight train of fug.

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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:23 pm
by chickenona
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:30 pm
by toofastforlove69
I used to think he looked alright back in the late 80's, but now, no way.

He just looks like a train wreck.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:08 am
by Rainbow Bright
Ew.

Let me reiterate. Ew. I wouldn't hit that with Punk's dick

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:52 am
by Livewire625
^ How bout with your own? Im sure punk wouldn't want u touching his dick. :lol:

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:08 pm
by chickenona
Well, ALJ, my love, your words of wisdom regarding Taime Downe had a great run as my sig, but KneelandBobDylan made me laugh so hard today I knew it was time for a change. Thank God I have this thread to remind me of your awesome words.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:12 pm
by RPB
Taime and Clive are both pretty damn ugly, but Taime is fat and disgusting on top of it.

Nasty.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:41 pm
by LadyJaneGrey
Hey now, Clive is NOT ugly, and Taime isn't fat or disgusting! :lol:

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:13 pm
by krismetal
yeah? :)
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LadyJaneGrey wrote:Hey now, Clive is NOT ugly, and Taime isn't fat or disgusting! :lol:

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:40 pm
by chickenona
Oh, God, he blew out his control-tops.

PS: I am convinced that AttorneyJohn hijacked RPB's account. No sighted person could call Clive Owen ugly.

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:41 pm
by Einstein
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chickenona wrote:Oh, God, he blew out his control-tops.
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:52 pm
by Pill
chickenona wrote:No sighted person could call Clive Owen ugly.
A DJ Ashba fan would.

I'm convinced that picture of Taime sucking the teet has scarred me for life. Can I press optic-rape charges?

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:56 pm
by LadyJaneGrey
Taime doesn't wear control-tops, he doesn't need to. Come to think of it, anyone got that pic of Taime that was on the staticbeth.com site?

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:03 pm
by Pill
LadyJaneGrey, that's your nipple in Taime's mouth, isn't it?

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:09 pm
by krismetal
Eww that picture make me so ill., whoever it is their lucky they cut her face out. They could have at least photoshopped that damn ugly face of taimes.
Pill wrote:LadyJaneGrey, that's your nipple in Taime's mouth, isn't it?