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An umbrella and a watermelon.
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A chainsaw and a dick
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A bottle of Southern Comfort.
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cock

fingers

tongue

beer bottles

assorted spherical objects

police baton

pool cue

dildo

I'm sure if I looked through my picture box I would remember more.
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dildo
vibrator
corn on the cob
cucumber
carrot
icelolly
toothbrush handle.
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Soup ladle.

Just found the pic. :D
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Cock
Fist
Many dildo's and vibrators of different shapes and sizes
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Beer Bottle
Video Camera
Cucumber
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Cactus
Chicken leg
Weed wacker
He-Man doll
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I will never accept a dinner invitation from any of you weirdos.
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Wit
Scathing humor
Razor-sharp intelligence
Business acumen

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saracapri wrote:I will never accept a dinner invitation from any of you weirdos.
what a boring life you must lead :roll:
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cookie wrote:dildo
vibrator
corn on the cob
cucumber
carrot
icelolly
toothbrush handle.
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i posted this yesterday.........where did it go?

i would like pics please cookie.



please.



i asked nice.



i've fucked a few people with my mind.




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Kid-Wicked wrote:


i would like pics please cookie.


No you really wouldn't


Its not me being fucked.

And I dont do minge.
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Grief Reaper wrote:Cookie,how was the carrot?
Sounds awful,because carrots are hard....real hard.
I will let you into a secret a gay friend of mine told me.
Place a carrot in a cup of oil and microwave. Cant remember exact times, but it comes out warm with a bit of give and ready lubed up.

Gotta love the gays 8)
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Grief Reaper wrote:Oh swoit, i'll have to try it some time.
Thanks :)

I also want to try maggots.

What else have gays taught you?
They are excellent with advice.
Well we mostly got drunk at work while the boss had his afternoon off and perved at the passing man candies. Not much in the way of lessons... If I remember any I will post them.

As for maggots I have a total phobia, but I can see it would be an interesting experience.
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Actually that reminds me, he did tell me if you want to do some rimming, smear KY or vaseline on the bumhole, and cover with clingfilm (saran wrap) its like a condom for your tongue, and the lube makes it feel just as good to the reciever.
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cookie wrote:
Kid-Wicked wrote:


i would like pics please cookie.


No you really wouldn't


Its not me being fucked.

And I dont do minge.
i was thinking it was a lesbo thing.

if so, then yes i would.
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Kid-Wicked wrote:
cookie wrote:
Kid-Wicked wrote:


i would like pics please cookie.


No you really wouldn't


Its not me being fucked.

And I dont do minge.
i was thinking it was a lesbo thing.

if so, then yes i would.
'Fraid not, minges scare me
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cookie wrote:
Kid-Wicked wrote:
cookie wrote:
No you really wouldn't


Its not me being fucked.

And I dont do minge.
i was thinking it was a lesbo thing.

if so, then yes i would.
'Fraid not, minges scare me
so what you're saying is that you rammed a cob of corn up a dude's ass then?



i still wanna see pics.


did every kernel pop?


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Kid-Wicked wrote:
cookie wrote:
Kid-Wicked wrote: i was thinking it was a lesbo thing.

if so, then yes i would.
'Fraid not, minges scare me
so what you're saying is that you rammed a cob of corn up a dude's ass then?



Was it Phil Varone?
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Kid-Wicked wrote:
cookie wrote:
Kid-Wicked wrote: i was thinking it was a lesbo thing.

if so, then yes i would.
'Fraid not, minges scare me
so what you're saying is that you rammed a cob of corn up a dude's ass then?

i still wanna see pics.

did every kernel pop?

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haha yeh.

No popping though...

It was a mini one you use in stir fry, if it makes you feel better?
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cookie wrote:
Kid-Wicked wrote:
cookie wrote: 'Fraid not, minges scare me
so what you're saying is that you rammed a cob of corn up a dude's ass then?

i still wanna see pics.

did every kernel pop?

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haha yeh.

No popping though...

It was a mini one you use in stir fry, if it makes you feel better?
actually i'm somewhat disturbed.


that's a lot of stuff you've stuck up dudes' butts.




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I've been done with a perfume bottle. :? Fuckin' bizarre.
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electric toothbrush

Hmmmmmm.. Thanks. Got an idea. :P
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Beer bottle
Whiskey bottle
Carrott
Cucumber
Knife handle
Pestle & mortar
Phone
Energy saving lightbulb
Aubergine
Candle
Icecubes
Icelolly
Chocolate bar
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Rodderz wrote:Pestle & mortar
You sound like my kinda man.

I had this posted on here a little while ago but I took it down:

Candle
lectern pointer
soap crayon
dildos
rabbit vibrator
churchill sized cigar tube (Cohiba, no cheap fuckers are gonna be breaching this fortress)
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OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD...


PILLSBURY CINNAMON ROLLS WITH ICING! TUBE
500 ML SIMONIZ DIAMOND HARD WAX CONTAINER
ROSEMARY BRAISED LAMB SHANK
70 CL LINDISFARNE MEAD BOTTLE
GIANT ALASKAN SEA CUCUMBER
TWELVE INCH BRONZE REPLICA OF THE EIFFEL TOWER
RICHARD GERE BRAND BURROW MAGIC!™ GERBIL
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dick
fingers
tongue
bananas
umbrella
the wooden spoon my mother used to hit me with
celery
cucumber
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dom p bottle. im actually looking at it right now. i took class to a new level.

only one worth mentioning.
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ERIC ADAMS wrote:OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD...


PILLSBURY CINNAMON ROLLS WITH ICING! TUBE
500 ML SIMONIZ DIAMOND HARD WAX CONTAINER
ROSEMARY BRAISED LAMB SHANK
70 CL LINDISFARNE MEAD BOTTLE
GIANT ALASKAN SEA CUCUMBER
TWELVE INCH BRONZE REPLICA OF THE EIFFEL TOWER
RICHARD GERE BRAND BURROW MAGIC!™ GERBIL
REED ST. MARK'S OVERSIZED DRUM STICKS FROM THE TO MEGA THERION EUROPEAN TOUR
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