Who is on your top 5 want-to-fuck list?

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My top 5:

1. Jon Bon Jovi
2. Joe Elliot
3. Nikki Sixx
4. Johnny Reznik
5. Chris Daughtry
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My top 5 :

1) Izzy Stradlin
2) Izzy Stradlin
3) Izzy Stradlin
4) Izzy Stradlin
5) Nikki Sixx
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tiger wrote:
L.A Woman 69 wrote:
tiger wrote:^ :lol:

1. Matt sorum
2. Nikki Sixx
3. Chester Bennington
4. Izzy Stradlin
5. Tim minchin

p;s I wish to swap Sixx for Cat from Deathstars. For now at least :D
Cat Casino is exceptionally hot.
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Barb wrote:
tiger wrote:
L.A Woman 69 wrote:
p;s I wish to swap Sixx for Cat from Deathstars. For now at least :D
Cat Casino is exceptionally hot.
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mlg51674 wrote:1. Scott Caan (actor - I get wet just at the site of him)

2. The guitarist from Warrant with the thick eyebrows and blue eyes! (don't know his name)

3. Sebastian Bach

4. David Coverdale (back in the day)

5. LL Cool J (those big, sexy, lickable lips drive me wild)
Yes!!! LL Cool J rocks my socks. Point blank.

And Scott Caan has to be one of the hottest actors in Hollywood to date.

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As of right now
1-5. Peter Facinelli. Always thought he was hot. I was probably the one person that never missed Fastlane.
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ScissorHappy wrote:As of right now
1-5. Peter Facinelli. Always thought he was hot. I was probably the one person that never missed Fastlane.
I have wet panties just thinking about Peter....I loved that show! Anyways...

1. Rachel Bolen
2. Johnny Reznik
3. Nikki Sixx
4. Johnny Depp
5. Eric Brittingham--back in the day with his hair in full 80's aqua-net glory.
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Hmmm, OK, here goes for my 1st post:

1. Tom Morello - Just a cute & sexy guy
2. James 'Munky,' Shaffer - Yum!
3. Rob Trujillo - Wow!
4. John Dolymayan - Seems like a real nice guy, from the 30 secs, I got to speak to him
5. Kirk Hammett - Seems - to me - to get better with age!


Didn't think my tastes in men were that odd, but I don't see anyone else here, mentioning these guys, oh well, all the more for me! :twisted:
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Barb wrote:
tiger wrote:
L.A Woman 69 wrote:^ :lol:

1. Matt sorum
2. Nikki Sixx
3. Chester Bennington
4. Izzy Stradlin
5. Tim minchin

p;s I wish to swap Sixx for Cat from Deathstars. For now at least :D



Andreas Bergh (Whiplasher) and Nightmare Industries have got Cat beat.

Add Mathias Nygård to my list as well.
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makaveli wrote:
GhodesGroupie wrote:
makaveli wrote:
4.70's Victoria Principal (Ever seen the porn with her sucking cock?WOW)

What?! :shock:
It's out there. It's old and grainy, but as someone who:


A.Loves younger Victoria

B.Loves Amateur porn

C.Loves 60's/70's porn

I can honestly say it's my favorite celebrity sex tape! A brief description if you'd like. Starts With Victoria slurping the rod while he has a couple finger buried inside her beautiful full bush covered vajayjay, and the she jumps on and goes for an all too brief ride before jumping off and finishing him off with her wet, willing, waiting mouth. You can tell it's her, even though she's very young. I think the thing was made in the late 60's, early 70's because there was discussion of the fact she was probably still a teenager (legal) when it was made. She tried to deny t was her at first, but I think she finally gave up and just refused to comment. All I know is the woman was fucking hot back then. If you go back and watch the first couple of seasons of Dallas......WOW!
+1. I saw this a few years back and although the quality isnt great, its her....
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Lisa Ripa
Shania Twain
Morgan Fairchild (I've always liked her)
The guitarist from The Donna's (She's hot AND plays a mean guitar)
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Heather Locklear

I know, I know, that's six, but I'll take any five as long as Morgan Fairchild is one of 'em...
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I wouldn't really want to have sex with him, since he's married and way older than me, but I really have a thing for Teru from GLAY. Mostly because of this song; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvVbiciQUzU

And Atsushi Sakurai from BUCK-TICK, but he's married and over 40, so probably not.
But still...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx5uXszrS9I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04TJJpxpJWA
He's probably the sexiest rockstar I can think of. Very few rockers age that amazingly well.

That's all I can think of.
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ThePiratess wrote:1.Synester Gates
2.Ville Valo
3.Davey Havok
4.Jyrki Linnankivi
5. Gackt
Davey Havok is really cute. I liked the long hair better, but he still looks good.

Gackt's face looks really strange to me lately. I don't know if he's just wearing a lot of makeup or something, but he looks very...plastic. He was gorgeous in Malice Mizer, but after he starting bleaching his hair it was mostly downhill, in my opinion. He has a great body, though.
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[quote="kng1994"]

The guitarist from The Donna's (She's hot AND plays a mean guitar)

Her name's Allison Robertson. Yeah, she kicks ass.

Here's my top 5:

1. Spike
2. Dave Vanian
3. Paul Simonon
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1. Neko Case
2. Maya Ford (The Donnas)
3. Mia Tyler
4. Eden Mor
5. The fat chick w/ huge tits that works at Hot Topic at my mall.
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Kristi Vicious wrote:
kng1994 wrote:

The guitarist from The Donna's (She's hot AND plays a mean guitar)

Her name's Allison Robertson. Yeah, she kicks ass.


the donna's rehearse at the same studio i do....would you like me to pass on the request?
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larsmcbrain666 wrote:
Kristi Vicious wrote:
kng1994 wrote:

The guitarist from The Donna's (She's hot AND plays a mean guitar)

Her name's Allison Robertson. Yeah, she kicks ass.


the donna's rehearse at the same studio i do....would you like me to pass on the request?


Can you get the bassist to fart on a cake and send it to me? If not, a pair of her panties will do just fine!
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larsmcbrain666 wrote:
Kristi Vicious wrote:
kng1994 wrote:

The guitarist from The Donna's (She's hot AND plays a mean guitar)

Her name's Allison Robertson. Yeah, she kicks ass.


the donna's rehearse at the same studio i do....would you like me to pass on the request?


Sure. If she doesn't want to f**k me, tell her I'll settle for a jam session with her and her band. Thanks!
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The guitarist from The Donna's (She's hot AND plays a mean guitar)

Her name's Allison Robertson. Yeah, she kicks ass.

the donna's rehearse at the same studio i do....would you like me to pass on the request?

Can you get the bassist to fart on a cake and send it to me? If not, a pair of her panties will do just fine

will you send me the cake?
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larsmcbrain666 wrote:The guitarist from The Donna's (She's hot AND plays a mean guitar)

Her name's Allison Robertson. Yeah, she kicks ass.

the donna's rehearse at the same studio i do....would you like me to pass on the request?

Can you get the bassist to fart on a cake and send it to me? If not, a pair of her panties will do just fine

will you send me the cake?

Dude, just get a fucking petridge farm cake for me man. They aren't THAT expensive. Ok, well, then can you at least get me a pair of her panties?
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1. Kelly Nickels
2. Gavin Rossdale
3. Chris Cornell
4. Rachel Bolan
5. Nikki Sixx
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apparently there is a link to d-load the victoria principal porn in this thread...

http://www.barfland.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6902

i just did a quick google search for victoria principal porno, and that was the first that came up.

if it does not work..try that search and some other sites...
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1. Any one from Dir en grey. I don't care who. I cant decide :shock:.
2. Joey Jordison.
3. Alexi Laiho.
4. Jared Leto.
5. Nikki Sixx.
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Drunk Kennedy wrote:apparently there is a link to d-load the victoria principal porn in this thread...

http://www.barfland.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6902

i just did a quick google search for victoria principal porno, and that was the first that came up.

if it does not work..try that search and some other sites...

Thanks DK. I hadn't had time to look as I promised, but I knew it existed and it is actually pretty hot. I didn't try the video, but there are some screencaps and you can see it's her in the ones where she is giving the guy the handjob.
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I know this is silly but Glenn Danzig is the only one on my list.
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Mark Strong
Jason Statham
Old School Brando
Jason Statham

and...

Jason Statham
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MissChelle857 wrote:Phil Anselmo. I have had many a wank session kicked off courtesy of the "This Love" vid.

Tommy Lee. Goddamn. Tattoos everywhere, huge cock, and just a swagger I can't kick.

Bob "Gnarly" Meadows from A Life Once Lost. He is just the perfect combo of hardass on the mic and wicked sweet, down to earth blue eyed boy that I would just love to do dirty things to him-till the sun comes up. ;)

Jason Newstead - I've heard rumours that he's gay. But I think he's fuckable.

Synyster Gates from Avenged Sevenfold is just SEX ON LEGS. Jesus Christ, the things I'd do to that man-rather, the things I'd let him do to me.
Ahem. May I add on to this list??

6) Marc Gortz from Caliban. HOTNESS like you wouldn't believe. In one of the heaviest metal bands to date. Pierced and tattooed. I need details!!

7) Frankie Palmeri from Emmure. Intimidating vocals. Blue eyes. Nice guy for the most part. Digs groupie action, big tits, and blow jobs (yeah, who don't...)

8) Liam Gallagher from Oasis. I know I'm going to get shit for this one. But he's fuckin fine. Tall, British, blue eyed lead singer to one of the most influential bands ever. I'd do it...many times.

...that is all...for now. ;)
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1: Kelly Nickels (now, then, whenever!)
2: Tommy Lee (with a body condom)
3: Johnny Depp (he's just fuckin hot)
4: Vin Diesel (I love the dumb ones)
5: Mike Ness (been there, done that, and would do it again!)
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