Who is on your top 5 want-to-fuck list?

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LadyJaneGrey wrote:These guys look like they could be lots of fun...

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Guys?
You sure they aren't a bunch of undercover sluts?
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Imma change mine up a bit.

Phil Fuckin Anselmo. Still sits at number one. Why?? Cos he's the definition of sex holding a mic. Check out his snake ;)

JSin from Primer 55 circa 99-00. Tall, hot, southern, big, broad shoulders, tattoos...Mr Metal Lead Singing Bad Boy. Mmmmmmm.

Eric Adams from Man O War deserves a spot on here cos he's unconquered and much coveted territory. From the stories I've heard....YES PLEASE ;)

Synyster Gates would still get it. Eventhough he's kinda lookin a lil feminine these days;

Lynn Strait (RIP) from Snot. He wouldn't have to "Jus Lie" about a damn thing. I still need to find and watch his sex tape.


Sigh.....
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MissChelle857 wrote:Eric Adams from Man O War deserves a spot on here cos he's unconquered and much coveted territory. From the stories I've heard....YES PLEASE ;)
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MissChelle857 wrote:Eric Adams from Man O War deserves a spot on here cos he's unconquered and much coveted territory. From the stories I've heard....YES PLEASE ;)
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Haha. You name your time and place, my good man ;)
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I'm bumping off Chris Evans for Richard Madden, aka, Robb Stark.

So effing hot.

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ummm oh.... just forget it.
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LadyJaneGrey wrote:These guys look like they could be lots of fun...

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ArielPlath wrote:ummm oh.... just forget it.
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Heenan Snuka wrote:
ArielPlath wrote:ummm oh.... just forget it.
no, tell us. we wanna know

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I would say Mark Baxter but he was not very nice, so he is off my fuck list! Though he can go fuck himself, for not wanting to teach me to sing!

Let's see. You mean famous people I assume! Although which most are married, so this will be my wish list. lol I wish I could fuck them, but too late!
I am like a Gerri Miller. I have to find out who is married, and single!

1. Scott Valentine, wow a hottie! He was an actor though! I think he is also married.
2. Warren De Martini, though he is married
3. Kevin Richards, he is a vocal coach, damn..too bad he is married to!
4. Bret Micheal's, not sure if he is married, he used to be.
5. Billy Idol. Yes, he is very hot! He could rock my cradle of love! :lol:
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Fuk that's fny good old Wilber Cobb that's sick :mrgreen:
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Making fun of my taste in men, are you? No need to criticize Mr. Disney. :lol:
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ew. who would fuck bret michaels. gross. maybe if he takes his wig off (no, not really)
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1. David Bowie (1970's)
2. David Bowie (1980's)
3. David Bowie (1990's)
4. David Bowie (2000's)
5. David Bowie (2010's)

Yes, even old man Bowie.
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:D This is pretty hard to narrow it down to five so here it is: 1. Nuno Bettencourt 2. Lenny Kravitz 3. Rachel Bolan 4. Ian Somerhalder 5. Slash
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For the guys I am surprised that no one put Halle Berry, Stacey Dash, JLO, or Pamela Anderson on their list. :)
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ohhhh..I have had a thing for those Seattle boys lately. Eddie Vedder.. more so back in the day. Anyone know if he was into hooking up back in the day?? I heard he wasn't into groupies.
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melissazombie wrote:ohhhh..I have had a thing for those Seattle boys lately. Eddie Vedder.. more so back in the day. Anyone know if he was into hooking up back in the day?? I heard he wasn't into groupies.
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[quote="ChrissiLawless"]Right now?
Wednesday13 comes to mind.
He`s a piece of ass.


haha. I use to know a girl who hooked up with Wednesday. :mrgreen:
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damn. no one mentioned Anthony Kiedes. I would of maybe back in the day when he had that long hair. Too bad he has or had?? hep C. I would definitly "double bag it." yeah, I know. I'm crazy.

you can read about some of his escapades in his book, little whore. :mrgreen:

I also wonder what Mike Patton would be like in bed.
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This needs some new replies.....
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IndianaWildflower wrote:1. David Bowie (1970's)
2. David Bowie (1980's)
3. David Bowie (1990's)
4. David Bowie (2000's)
5. David Bowie (2010's)

Yes, even old man Bowie.
What about ashes in a coffee tin Bowie?
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princessofrock wrote:This needs some new replies.....
I'm changing mine from several years ago... there are only 2:

Sebastian Bach & Phil Lewis.
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RadGurL3 wrote:
princessofrock wrote:This needs some new replies.....
I'm changing mine from several years ago... there are only 2:

Sebastian Bach & Phil Lewis.
#theend

My old choices still stand with the exception of swapping Joe for KN :twisted:
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LadyJaneGrey wrote:And this would be one of my current favourites.....

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....and I said "woman, dont give me none of them sloppy eggs!!"

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Ok, here goes,

1) John 5
2) Jerry Cantrell
3) Piggy D
4) Marilyn Manson (not based on looks, but he's reportedly a good lay)
5) Ville Vallo (HIM)
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SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:
IndianaWildflower wrote:1. David Bowie (1970's)
2. David Bowie (1980's)
3. David Bowie (1990's)
4. David Bowie (2000's)
5. David Bowie (2010's)

Yes, even old man Bowie.
What about ashes in a coffee tin Bowie?
Haha. I'm just now seeing this, ButtNoid, but, yeah, if I could figure out a way, sure. :lol:
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princessofrock wrote:
RadGurL3 wrote:
princessofrock wrote:This needs some new replies.....
I'm changing mine from several years ago... there are only 2:

Sebastian Bach & Phil Lewis.
#theend

My old choices still stand with the exception of swapping Joe for KN :twisted:
HA! :mrgreen:
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