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Barb wrote:It's a thread about who you want to fuck, he isn't just bringing up his orientation for no reason.
Bonedouche continually attempts to come off as a gay black man who loves Jani Lane only for his beating alcoholism Barbie..

He's also claims he never brings up his supposedly being gay on here, which is what my original comment was pertaining to..
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:1. exitflagger
2. Johnny Knoxville
3. Mike Patton
4. Christopher Guest
5. James Franco
I have no idea what Exitflagger looks like, but I agree ... his wit is a huge turn on!
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mr.sixx wrote:
MitziDupree wrote:It's funny that you don't refute the racist.

And please, if you're using the word "gay" as an insult, then you do NOT support gay rights, little mister.

I support gay rights. I like gays. Ergo, I have NEVER called you gay.

This makes you a lying racist homophobe. Shall we go for one more?
The word nigger is used so often that it has lost it's power as being bad so fuck you and the word fag doesn't offend anyone thats gay that i know because of it's overuse along gay as an insult. Shall we go for one more, Bitch.
Let's see you walk through Bed-Stuy yelling, "nigger". You'll find out real quick that the word is still offensive. And "fag" is offensive, too, especially if it is used to belittle someone or hurt their feelings.
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Luminiferous wrote:
Barb wrote:It's a thread about who you want to fuck, he isn't just bringing up his orientation for no reason.
Bonedouche continually attempts to come off as a gay black man who loves Jani Lane only for his beating alcoholism Barbie..

He's also claims he never brings up his supposedly being gay on here, which is what my original comment was pertaining to..
Barb is right. And most reasonable people understand the context of my posts. I never make a big deal of my orientation, but I am not going to hide it either. I walked out of that closet when I was 28 and I ain't gonna go back in.

Loserferous, you are the one who always makes a big deal out of my orientation. I hardly ever mention it on here unless it is pertinent to the context of the thread. I have probably mentioned that I am gay in 2, maybe 3, of my 700+ posts. But you mock nearly every post I make on here and make snide comments about my orientation. I wish you would grow up.
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Landshark2000 wrote:I have no idea what Exitflagger looks like, but I agree ... his wit is a huge turn on!

I will rip your fucking eyeballs out if you ever say anything like that again.
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
Landshark2000 wrote:I have no idea what Exitflagger looks like, but I agree ... his wit is a huge turn on!

I will rip your fucking eyeballs out if you ever say anything like that again.
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Izzy Stradlin heard good things about him. Not sure if he is married or not at the moment.
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Got to think about the other two......
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1. Sharkie
2. Stoner
3. Miss Brownstone
4.

...oh wait, I thought you meant here at Sludge.
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I don't see FooFighterFuckingCrazy on that list.
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1. Synyster Gates
2. Corey Taylor
3. Johnny Depp
4. Jared Leto
5. Oliver Sykes

Honorable Mentions:
Nikki Sixx, M. Shadows, Travie McCoy, Dave Grohl, Bam Margera, Johnny Knoxville, Ryan Gosling.
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I don't see FooFighterFuckingCrazy on that list.
:)

That would be like shooting a barrel full of monkeys.
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OrangeCrush wrote:1. Synyster Gates
2. Corey Taylor
3. Johnny Depp
4. Jared Leto
5. Oliver Sykes

Honorable Mentions:
Nikki Sixx, M. Shadows, Travie McCoy, Dave Grohl, Bam Margera, Johnny Knoxville, Ryan Gosling.

Yup Corey Taylor.. both masked AND unmasked !
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1. Stephen E Pearcy
2. Vince Neil
3. Bret Micheal's
4. Paul Stanley
5. Warren D Martini

I'd fuck all of them at once. Hey I can dream, mkay!
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Musicians
1. Martin Gore
2. Jerry Cantrell
3. Matthew Bellamy
4. Mike Patton
5. Dave Mustaine


Actors
1. Henry Cavill (The Tudors)
2. Clive Owen
3. Michael Pitt (Boardwalk Empire)
4. Alexander Skarsgard (True Blood)
5. James Purefoy (HBO Rome)

Honorable Mention: Edward Norton & Rufus Sewell


Famous Women (if I went lesbian)
1. Monica Bellucci
2. Drew Barrymore
3. Charlize Theron
4. Joan Jett
5. Salma Hayek
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NativeTampon wrote:Musicians
1. Martin Gore
2. Jerry Cantrell
3. Matthew Bellamy
4. Mike Patton
5. Dave Mustaine


Actors
1. Henry Cavill (The Tudors)
2. Clive Owen
3. Michael Pitt (Boardwalk Empire)
4. Alexander Skarsgard (True Blood)
5. James Purefoy (HBO Rome)

Honorable Mention: Edward Norton & Rufus Sewell


Famous Women (if I went lesbian)
1. Monica Bellucci
2. Drew Barrymore
3. Charlize Theron
4. Joan Jett
5. Salma Hayek
Had a freind who went on a date with him.
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pieceofme wrote:
NativeTampon wrote:Musicians

Actors
1. Henry Cavill (The Tudors)
2. Clive Owen
3. Michael Pitt (Boardwalk Empire)
4. Alexander Skarsgard (True Blood)
5. James Purefoy (HBO Rome)

Had a freind who went on a date with him.

DISH? You can't just make such a blanket statement and then not comment further!!!
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1. Marilyn Manson
2. Taime Downe
3. Steve Riley
4. Lesli Sanders
5. Phil Lewis
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Kirk Hammett - Because I have heard that he enjoys some occasional man lovin' ;)
Paul Stanley - If he is really gay/bi.
That's all I can think of at the moment.
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bonedog69 wrote:Kirk Hammett - Because I have heard that he enjoys some occasional man lovin' ;)
Paul Stanley - If he is really gay/bi.
That's all I can think of at the moment.
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bonedog69 wrote:
mr.sixx wrote:
MitziDupree wrote:It's funny that you don't refute the racist.

And please, if you're using the word "gay" as an insult, then you do NOT support gay rights, little mister.

I support gay rights. I like gays. Ergo, I have NEVER called you gay.

This makes you a lying racist homophobe. Shall we go for one more?
The word nigger is used so often that it has lost it's power as being bad so fuck you and the word fag doesn't offend anyone thats gay that i know because of it's overuse along gay as an insult. Shall we go for one more, Bitch.
Let's see you walk through Bed-Stuy yelling, "nigger". You'll find out real quick that the word is still offensive. And "fag" is offensive, too, especially if it is used to belittle someone or hurt their feelings.
I have walked thru Bed Stuy yelling 'Nigger'. I went to Pratt Institute in the early 90's..And yes, I can attest to the fact that its offensive. I will also say that when you are bombarded with 'Cracka' ,'Honkey' ,'White Boy' ,and 'Casper' every block you walk down, sometimes you gotta call a spade a spade... So to speak.... Do or Die Bed-Stuy, muffukkas.

I've had many black friends, they've called me Nigga, Negro, White Boy, I've called them Nigga, Negro, Black Man, Kunta - whatever. In my opinion its only offensive if you dont know somebody. If you call some random brother a Nigger, its go time. But the word has lost alot of its edge, except apparently for most bleeding heart liberal apologists who have never been tight with any blacks anyway. It's mostly in the delivery, not exactly the word, at least in my opinion.

As for Fags, Fags are by far the worst at calling other people Fags, and it's not offensive. I've had many gay friends and I've never offended one of them by calling them Fag, homo, whatever...In my opinion its another word that has lost its edge, but it's all in the delivery in how its taken.

Thats all with people I know though, or friends of friends... I'm sure its a whole different ballgame if you just wandered around like a douchebag straight-up calling people Nigger and Faggot.
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Landshark2000 wrote:
SanityClause wrote:
Landshark2000 wrote:Back on topic ...

1. Rod from Gemini Five
2. Martin Sweet
3. Cat Casino
4. Jonathan Rhys Myers
5. John Sykes
What no Anthony Bordain?
:D
Ok ... 6!

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what aboot warren demartini and dan reed?
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Landshark2000 wrote:
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:1. exitflagger
2. Johnny Knoxville
3. Mike Patton
4. Christopher Guest
5. James Franco
I have no idea what Exitflagger looks like, but I agree ... his wit is a huge turn on!
I may have to third that. And add Luminiferous.
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Seeing as how I haven’t actually made my own list in this thread yet:

Glenn Tipton – Yes, I know, he’s old - ancient, even - don’t care. WANT. Current, 80's-glam-era, classic 70's era, whenever. WANT.
Keri Kelli – On-stage attitude + off-stage personality = my kryptonite
Matthew Gray Gubler (“Criminal Minds”) – Could he BE any more freakin’ adorable?!
Piggy D – Extremely good looking, multi-talented & artistically creative, & such an infectious smile/laugh. **sigh**
John Taylor – I’ll be old & in a home and he’ll be dead, and I’ll still be asking for this one. First real crush at 11, and still going strong.

Honorable mention to David Spade. Seriously – I’ve had a real thing for him the past few years since he “grew into his looks” so-to-speak. Age looks GOOD on him.

And honorable mention to another David - David Coverdale. See Tipton comments.
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Just top 2
Glenn Tipton and KK Downing...
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Philip Anselmo Pantera/Down/Arson Anthem
Philo Buerstatte ex Last Crack and White Zombie
Craig Locicero Forbidden
John Monte ex MOD/MindFunk
Mark Osegueda Death Angel
and Tong`s my fav roadie he is HAWT!
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DeathKitty, aren't you supposed to say why??? According to the rules of the thread...
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Why? Oh I missed that... :twisted: well I think it is obvious to why.
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Only 5? I'm going to list 10:

Sebastian Bach (he is by far my #1 choice)
Jared Leto
Johnny Depp
Bret Michaels
Mark Wahlberg
Adam Lazzara (Taking Back Sunday)
Colin Farrell
Chris Carrabba (Dashboard Confessional)
Kurt Cobain
Anthony Kiedis

I'll stop there...
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From the famous people I find hot? Abso-fuckin-lutely no one. They're too old for me. :lol:

I prefer someone who I can have in an instance. :twisted:
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