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[chickenona]

That's one thing this board has always had: a high douche-to-awesome ratio.

[Iron Duck]

We rock the longevity.

So now that he's gone, what was his nym before I started paying attention to who was who in this place? He never answered me that.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

He told you the truth - he didn't have one.

[Iron Duck]

Well that works out just fine then. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a lot of pornography to catch up on.

[UnknownLegend]

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[uptheass]

Trashy.

Definitely trashy.

so is writing stories like this on a message board where your son or daughter can read them

[chickenona]

Trashy.

Definitely trashy.

so is writing stories like this on a message board where your son or daughter can read them

God fucking damn it.

If you're not going to own me, then don't address me.

You are a fucking tease.

Please don't quote anything he posts in this thread. I've foed him so I don't have to read his shit.

His comments were directed at me btw. Not that I give a fuck.

[uptheass]

My bad.

its not your bad if she didnt give a fuck what i had to say then she wouldnt have to foe me she cant accept the fact that what i say is always true and she shouldnt be writing this kind of garbage on an internet site that her kids visit

[Rainbow Bright]

So after a good nights rest and catching up on net related activities, I slip into a catsuit and decide to go for more. On top of it I try on my new outfit: a shocking pink rubber maid dress and rubber opera gloves. As well as the open faced hood and the gas mask. I was originally going to clean the kitchen but one thing led to another and I ended up rocking spiked heeled boots that went up to the knee and bound at the ankles and above and below the knees in a bent position.

Daddy gets an idea and leaves me bound like that for about 15 while he readies the bed. He gets out a giant sheet of red PVC and frees me...only to lay me back down on the bed and re-positioned and re-restrained. My legs were bound close together and padlocked, as was my arms and my posture collar as well. It was there I was played with until he wrapped me up tight, like a Cuban rolling a cigar. Then, all helpless, he unleashed a vibrator over my ass and my penis. And he alternated between the two until I finally came.

Needless to say, never got around to cleaning the kitchen and making breakfast

[chickenona]

Man, I always love it when your name is the last one to post on the thread because I know it's gonna be awesome.

[KillDevilHill]

So after a good nights rest and catching up on net related activities, I slip into a catsuit and decide to go for more. On top of it I try on my new outfit: a shocking pink rubber maid dress and rubber opera gloves. As well as the open faced hood and the gas mask. I was originally going to clean the kitchen but one thing led to another and I ended up rocking spiked heeled boots that went up to the knee and bound at the ankles and above and below the knees in a bent position.

Daddy gets an idea and leaves me bound like that for about 15 while he readies the bed. He gets out a giant sheet of red PVC and frees me...only to lay me back down on the bed and re-positioned and re-restrained. My legs were bound close together and padlocked, as was my arms and my posture collar as well. It was there I was played with until he wrapped me up tight, like a Cuban rolling a cigar. Then, all helpless, he unleashed a vibrator over my ass and my penis. And he alternated between the two until I finally came.

Needless to say, never got around to cleaning the kitchen and making breakfast

Your the best S&M Tranny I know on the internetz eva!

[SugarMama]

*BUMP*

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula]

It was the night before New Year’s Eve, 1987. I had returned to school after a short stay at home for Christmas to take a course between semesters my senior year. My girlfriend was still visiting her parents back home and wasn’t due to return to campus until the next day. Marie was dating my best friend Bill. We were 21 at the time and Marie was 29. She was an aspiring amateur bodybuilder. She was petite – maybe 5’2”, with waist-length dark hair and a killer body.

The three of us decided to head uptown to get some dinner and drinks at our favorite pub hangout. We ate food and downed several pitchers of beer. We enjoyed conversation while the DJ played a mix of the hit music of the day alongside some classic rock.

The talk got spicier as the evening wore on and the drinks continued to flow. Marie brought up the subject of my girlfriend and how she wished she was there with us. Truth be told, I had caught her looking at Christina before, and my curiosity was piqued - turned out she had a thing for her. Christina was just 18. She was exotic looking – her parents gave her a mix of Italian and Chinese. She was really gorgeous and a bit of a wild child. I, too, was bummed that she wasn’t with us that night, but I knew that being with her the following night to celebrate the New Year would be memorable (and it was). I asked Marie if she was attracted to her and she replied “Hell yes! Who wouldn’t be – she’s amazing!”

She was getting pretty tipsy – and playful with Bill under the table. We hung out a while longer and then walked back to the house Bill and I were living in. It was very quiet – there were plans for a party the next night, but on this night we essentially had the place to ourselves. We headed upstairs and crashed in our room. Bill put some music on and I cracked open a couple more beers. I perused his LP collection while the two of them danced around in the middle of the room. I sat back down in the corner chair with some records in hand and checked them out while drinking my beer.

I glanced up at them and Marie’s back was to me. She was wearing a short leather mini skirt that night. She had really nice legs, and it also wasn’t lost on me that her ass was really hot, too. Bill spun her around and then with her back to me once again, he winked at me then motioned my eyes towards her lower half as he lifted her mini skirt up to her waist. She wasn’t wearing any panties. I could immediately feel my heart thump in my chest as I got a good look at that butt. GodDAMN was it nice.

She looked down and noticed what he was doing, turned slightly to look over her shoulder, and looked at me looking at her. She smiled at me, then turned her attention back to Bill and kissed him. That’s when he started undressing her. Heels, skirt, top, bra. There she stood, in all her naked glory. My dick was already expanding in my jeans as I leered up and down at her undressing him. After getting his shirt off she dropped to her knees and they both worked his jeans and underwear off. So there they are, stark naked and pawing at each other while I sat there and watched attentively.

She worked over his cock and balls for a while he ran his fingers through her long, long hair. I sat there watching, appreciating the view of her hourglass shape. He stopped her and motioned for her to get down on all fours. She complied and then he repositioned her so that I would get a better view. She turned her head to me and with a wry smile asked me “You like my ass, don’t you?” I nodded in the affirmative, and shifted my position on the chair. My cock was fucking raging at that point, and looking at her asshole and pussy from that angle, all prone and receptive looking, there was nothing I wanted to do more right then than rip my jeans off and plunge the length of my dick inside of her.

I watched as her tongued her asshole and played with her slit. She was reaching back and rubbing her clit. I was sitting there rubbing my crotch, wishing I was in on the action. He eventually turned her over and ate her. She had a really nice, neatly-trimmed pussy. Next, he turned her back over and she got back on all fours. They turned so that their right side was facing me as I watched them. Bill entered her and began fucking her doggie style. It was fucking hot. She was really getting into it – rocking her ass back and forth, grinding against his dick as he pounded her. I continued to watch and grope myself through my jeans. Marie caught sight of me doing this and smiled my way. A minute later she focused back on me and said “Show me it.” As they continued fucking, I undid my jeans and slowly exposed my cock and balls to her. I was standing straight up at attention, saluting her. She licked her lips at me and then got back into with Bill, grinding and moaning.

I stroked my shaft as I watched the action. It felt really good to pump up and down as I watched her getting drilled. As this continued they changed to missionary position, and then she rode him. They positioned themselves so she was straddling him while facing me. She grabbed at her pert breasts while she brought her pussy up and down on his shaft. She watched as I continued jacking off while looking at her body. I could feel myself coming to a climax – my legs stiffened and I shifted in my seat. I closed my eyes and let out a low moan as the cum started flying out of my cock. I just let it go – it sprayed out on the floor in front of me, to the right of them. As I rubbed out the last drops from my head, I focused my eyes back on her and watched them finish up.

They ended up in missionary again and Bill pulled out to shoot his load on her tits and belly. I watched as she traced her finger through his cum and brought it to her lips and licked it.

This was the first of several encounters involving the three of us, and served as the prelude to our tag teaming of her a couple months later. But that’s another story….

[chickenona]

Our densely-muscled fuck machine has returned to us! Praise be!

[chickenona]

Okay, now, that is awesome. After seeing this thread relatively dormant in recent weeks, I'm heartened to see it coming back to life. And as it turns out when it rains it pours and I was anonymously submitted another piece - this one's about a woman's first experience with an FFM threesome. I'm grateful for her honesty and willingness to share what appears to have been a positive and productive experience. As you'll be able to see, her reticence about revealing her Sludge identity is the only shy thing about this broad. Note the shifts in power and blurring distinctions between "predators" and "prey" in this piece. Pretty hot.



I'd wanted to have a 3some for a few years now. As a woman who'd been a bit sexually inexperienced and clueless in my 20s, I'd come into my own in my 30s with men. I was willing to speak up when I wanted something, rather than playing the mind reader game. I felt like I wanted to conquer the fairer sex now. When it came to this 3some, finding someone I trusted was difficult, but even more difficult was finding a willing male and fellow female who weren't jealous types.

I'd known this girl for a while. She was carefree and very beautiful in an exotic, sophisticated way. She had a beautiful, full mouth. She was a study in contradictions: bold, yet laidback and quiet. We knew each other but not well. We'd hung out but weren't "talk on the phone every week/see each other more than a couple of times a year" girlfriends. I felt like this was a good dynamic. She was very sexual but had never had a 3some. One night we talked about unfulfilled fantasies, and I mentioned my 3some fantasy, and to my surprise and delight, she said she'd had the same fantasy. Then she went on to say that a guy she'd been seeing intermittently had been asking her for a 3some, and she'd been very willingly trying to find another woman to take part. When she made an offhand remark about my "stellar tits," I knew she was interested. It was then that we both knew this was going to happen. She told me that her mind was an endless reel of sexual fantasies, and I knew I'd found my sexual match for this 3some because my brain worked the same way. Finding the right man, in my opinion, was not as important as finding the right woman for this scenario.

She sent me a picture of the guy and he was very handsome. I asked her a lot of questions about they sex they had - what he was like, what he liked to do, if he was dominant or submissive, etc. I admitted to her that my experience with girls was very minimal, and that I wasn't sure if I would go "south of the border" because I never had before, and she laughingly agreed and told me she was in the same boat. We both decided to jump off the oral sex bridge when we came to it. I knew I thought girls were cute, but I never considered myself "bi." More like, I considered myself "bi-curious for a day."

We made plans to meet up at his house one afternoon and he would supply some alcohol so we could take the edge off of our nervousness.

The night before, she contacted me and seemed worried, so we talked about everything and I think that made it better. I felt like it was good to communicate to her about this ahead of time. We laid down the ground rules. I asked hesitantly, "What if he wants to fuck me?" She said she had no claims on him and I could fuck him if he wanted to fuck me. I admired her open-mindedness and lack of possessiveness. This is also why I never wanted to have a 3some in the context of a relationship. Too many ambiguities.

I drove out to his house and I got there before she did and met him for the first time, which was both funny and weird. I'd seen his picture, but I wasn't even sure if he'd seen mine until I asked him right then and he confirmed that he had. He looked just like his picture - early 40s and clean cut with silver streaks in his hair.

Then she arrived. She looked beautiful, dressed all in black with her hair up. We hugged and I felt less nervous. We all sat and talked and drank a little bit. It was good because it gave us a chance to just chill for half an hour or so and just kinda get used to each other. I realized that his voice/slow drawl and mannerisms were not unlike actor Owen Wilson, and I had to stifle my amusement.

We lit several candles and set them up on the dresser. I excused myself to change into some lingerie I'd brought with me, feeling a little tipsy...just the right amount of buzz where I felt comfortable and horny and brave. When I came back into the room, the looks on their faces let me know they were happy with what they saw. I was relieved. Honestly, I was more worried about her than him. Girls are picky. She changed into a very sexy black bra and thong set. She took out a small vibrator and a set of nipple clamps she'd brought for him (I wanted no part of that haha) and sat next to me on the bed.

At this point it was all a jumble so I'll do my best to recall the order. He kept changing the situations around. Which was fine, I didn't mind him being in command of it...actually, looking back now, I think he was trying to avoid coming too soon, so he'd switch things up to last longer. He was definitely in charge, and neither of us girls minded as we both craved dominance.

He was standing at the foot of the bed when I leaned in and kissed her. She was an excellent kisser....very soft, just how I like it. He came over and kissed me, sliding his hand down the front of my negligee and rubbing my hard nipple. She joined in, rubbing my other nipple and kissing my ear. I was definitely getting warmed up and wet.

He stood at the foot of the bed again and beckoned her over to him. She got in the doggystyle position and leaned forward to suck his cock. His cock, by the way, was on the larger side. Not the biggest I'd had, but still. While she sucked him off, I had a great view. It was at this moment I really took notice of her best feature - she had a gorgeous ass. It was beautiful and round, shaped like an upside down heart. He encouraged me to eat her ass, but I was too shy (I haven't even done that to a man before, much less a woman) but I did caress her gorgeous cheeks and kiss and lick them as she continued to suck his cock.

He was very talkative during everything, which I really liked a lot. She was quieter. At some point I was laying down and she was licking my nipples and he slid a finger inside me and I started playing with myself. Then she got her vibrator and used it on me. So we were sort of competing for my clit...her with the vibrator and me with my fingers. I couldn't stop touching my clit even though she was working it with the vibrator. He reached down and joined in, and started fingering my ass and I went crazy and came hard. It was fun being the guest star, I must say!

After I regrouped from the strong orgasm, he knelt over me and put his cock into my mouth. I was feeling a bit...suffocated by that position, so I made him lay down on the bed and I slowly sucked him off while she bit and sucked his nipples. He told us specifically that he had very sensitive nipples and he loved to have them played with. She might have even put the nipple clamps on him at that point, too, but I'm not even sure. I was too engrossed in sucking his cock. And when he came, he came hard.

He was encouraging her to go down on me, so she did for a couple of minutes. She told me I tasted sweet and was extremely receptive to my wet, warm pussy. Well, it must have been the alcohol, but I decided to go for it, too. I went down on her and it was much different, and much *better* than I thought it would be. She tasted sweet, like a particularly sinful dessert. I took my middle finger, slid it inside her, and crooked it and I could tell I was hitting her g-spot by her reaction. It was very cool. Her pussy was very tight so it was a snug fit. I fingered her and sucked and licked her clit. I would have happily done it for longer, but here's the *slightly* frustrating thing...she stopped me...she didn't come the whole time. I knew it wasn't me - she made a comment about how it's hard for her, and he reiterated that. I felt bad, though, because I came twice, he came once (and was trying to come a second time but couldn't quite make it) and really, EVERYONE should come! I really wanted her to let loose.

We also did 69, too. That was fun. I preferred it, actually, to 69 with a guy, just because of angles I didn't have something shoved down my throat. He watched us this whole time, talking incredibly dirty to both of us. Finally he told me to scoot to the edge of the bed and I guess I didn't get there fast enough so he grabbed me and pulled me towards him. I do love a man who takes charge.

It was kind of painful since I'm very tight and hadn't been with anyone in a few months, but he was a great fuck. He was very intense and physical and it really got me wet. He pulled out without coming, and she and I took turns sucking his cock and balls and playing with his nipples.. Then he told her to get in the doggy position and he fucked her from behind while I watched and touched myself.

All in all, I had a really good time, I KNOW he did, and she did too. I've talked to her since and we agreed that the whole "going down on a girl" thing was less scary and better than we were expecting. It was a good situation for all of us, I'd say. I don't think I have any regrets, other than I would have liked more time spent on each act, but again, I think he was trying to pace himself by changing things often. I DID like that all of us were there to please the others. No one was selfish or acted jealous. We were the 3 Musketeers of sex. All for one and one for all. Hahaha.

If I had the opportunity to do it again, I absolutely would. On the other hand, if I never got to do it again, I would say that this single encounter left my fantasies completely fulfilled and satisfied. They were both a lot of fun to fuck.

[uptheass]

nobody actually reads this garbage do they its too long and who wants to read about porn i think you need to get laid instead of spending your time writing about it

[chickenona]

Man, what are you doing coming back to this thread? You've made your feelings on it clear. It's confined to one of the slowest boards here so it's really easy for you to avoid. Please stop coming in here and posting on my thread.

owned

[SugarMama]

nobody actually reads this garbage do they its too long and who wants to read about porn i think you need to get laid instead of spending your time writing about it

Who wants to read about porn? I do. So there you go.

[chickenona]

Haha, you rule Sugar.

Evidently he does too, given how he keeps coming back to my thread.

[Succubyss]

It's too long? Well then, I guess an actual BOOK or NEWSPAPER would be out of the question...

S (I'll take 8 paragraphs of pseudo-real porn to go - THX!)

[chickenona]

I like how he seems to have a problem with the length and explicitness of what Itjogs, I and most of the chicks have posted - but he evidently had no problem at all with that quasi-Marquis de Sade monstrosity Hammy cut and pasted on Page 1.

[SugarMama]

Haha, you rule Sugar.

Evidently he does too, given how he keeps coming back to my thread.

Thank you. I've had no real interaction with uptheass myself, but from reading his posts, I"ve gathered that he's a tool. The post I responded to simply solidified this belief.

[amouthfulofsin220]

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[chickenona]

Oh my God.

Thank you.

I gotta see if I can't get Unknown Legend to come back and take a look at this. RBO would dig the fuck out of that too.

I'm pretty sure Itjogs will probably lurk and see it but to make sure he does is it cool if I forward this to him in an email?

Now post the second part, you fat-titted whore.

[Pandora]

That was fucking AWESOME!!!

[chickenona]

Yeah it was. Not taking anything away from any of the really good contributions we've had here so far but this one was handily my favorite one. No contest really. I'm not kidding. That story turned me on.

Can't wait for the second part.

[SugarMama]

Yeah it was. Not taking anything away from any of the really good contributions we've had here so far but this one was handily my favorite one. No contest really. I'm not kidding. That story turned me on.

Can't wait for the second part.

Anyone who's been paying attention in this thread would have known that this would be your favorite. I'm interested to see the 2nd part myself.

[UnknownLegend]

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[chickenona]

Hey, baby, how ya been?

[UnknownLegend]

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