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[Rainbow Bright]

I heart you Chickie.

[chickenona]

Hahaha, I really don't think I ill-wished the old bastard or anything. I just feel guilty for even having thought that. And written it on Sludge! Oh well.

[chickenona]

W

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula]

Am I the only one getting laid?

No, ma'am - I've been giving it to Mrs. Stroker good and hard.


Sounds like I won't be driving up Rt. 91 to unleash a torrent of hot Hammy pee on you anytime soon...

[chickenona]

No, probably not, but I'll totally be thinking about it.

[Rainbow Bright]

No, probably not, but I'll totally be thinking about it.

You should watch The Secretary. And take notes.

[amouthfulofsin220]

Rainbow -

I own that movie. My mother and my sister were disgusted.

I fell in love.

[chickenona]

That's one of my daughter's favorite movies.

And I love James Spader.

[SugarMama]

I"m not having any sex of any import this week at all. And lately, it's only been w/my husband, and there's nothing noteworthy about that. Sorry to say.

On a side note, I really want to know why God or whoever felt it necessary for me to slough my uterus once a month. I want some kind of internal programming that will acknowledge that I have had my tubes tied, and therefore, no longer need to go through this every month.

Though, between you me and the lamp post, I am sad to say I've considered untying them for just one more go-round.... I know. I know. I finally have my kids all old enough to be somewhat self-sufficient and I'm actually considering having another baby? It was but a passing, thought, darlings.

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula]

Once in a while Mrs. Stroker thinks about wanting another child (we have 3 - the youngest being our twins boys who turned 4 in July) and I always look at her like she's out of her mind. I give her a couple minutes and she regains her sanity.

I love kids, but MAN, three is the limit for me.

[SugarMama]

Oh, Hammy, I'm so much crazier than that. I've had 2 - TWO - sets of twins. And yet, I still consider just one more baby. The little guys are 7 now. And every time I see a baby, I get that weird little tugging sensation that makes me think "Maybe. Just maybe. I'm not too old yet. Most women now are just starting their families at my age. And hell, THIS is what I"m good at. I'm good at being pregnant, getting through difficult deliveries, and having a small baby in the house." I"ve never been as happy in my adult life as I was when my babies were, well, babies. Those first 6 months, no matter how hard, are always like a kind of nirvana for me. Then again, Sara was talking one of her babies having colic. I was lucky enough that none of mine had that, so aren't I just tempting fate by even thinking about it? Probably. Doesn't make me want one any less.

[chickenona]

Tim, did you take my advice about the fat girls?

They're a sure thing.

[Rainbow Bright]

LULZ. Just got this in my inbox at Collarme.com:

Dearest Fuckous Bimbo Slut Whore Rainbow,



Oh my Fuck Doll, I love your fuckous kinky lustfully “slut meat” thoughts. You are such a hot decadent sinful Bimbo Slut Whore --- I love your decadent hedonistic whorey desires --- and your slut ways --- stroking you clit pole until your clit raged with cum --- I bet you licked up your cum. I love your decadent whorey displays and slutty actions.



I will dress you in velvet, satin, rubber latex or lycra PVC ultra micro minis worn very very low on your hips and cut so low in front to exposed your body down to just above your clit pole cock and cut so low in the back to exhibit your whorey ass crack (easy for Daddy to finger in public) and skimpy top with you highest heeled fuck me shoes/ankle boots and black stockings. Your hair must be a highly teased large hair do and your slut face must be heavy made up -- whorey foundation make up -- whore eyes with heavy eye linier extended just past your eye, eye shadow, long false eye lashes and mascara -- the reddest pouty slut lips outlined to make them attract every cock in the room. Red slut nails as long as possible and large rhinestone jewelry (earrings, collar, ankle bracelets, at least 2 rings on each slut finger, bracelets, noise ring and belly jewelry). Your slutty face will have permanent ultra glam Barbi dimples --- each face cheek will be pierce with 1 carat diamond studs to create the ultimate Bimbo Barbie dimples (just like one of the bimbo slut whores on Rock of Love). I love my Bimbo Slut Whore to also wear multiple very large hoop earrings. I will be very proud to display my slut whore and I share your decadent desire that it “makes it kinkier when they know“. I look forward to holding you, kissing you, fondling you and feeling you up and ultimately fucking your whorey red mouth and you booty pussy ass.


I am a six figure salary executive who is financing the surgical enlargement of my Bimbo Slut Whore’s breast to “HH” tits by a plastic surgeon and if needed, removing select ribs to reduce your waste. Your nipples will be enlarged to the size of silver dollars and each will be pierced during your surgery. My Bimbo Slut’s lips will be enlarge surgically to provide pronounced “whore fuck lips“, ready for a long cigarette or a large cock . After two months of practice in platform heels gradually increased from six to nine inch heels, you feet will be surgically modified to walk comfortably in 8, 9 or even 10 inch slut fuck heels. Yes, the nail salon will add extremely long 6-inch claws that will need to be maintained weekly. Such Slut Claws will render you incapable of doing anything but fucking, sucking or exhibiting your slutty whore body at my command.



Your clit pole will be adorned with a big gold ring with a multi-karat rock and I will insert your favorite remote controlled vibrating butt plug in your slutty cunt ass. You would look so great in a white velvet ultra micro mini (yes, I love my Bimbo Fuck Doll to be in micro minis less than 8 inches long --- your skirts are never too short) with matching thong and fingerless gloves. Your large bulbous bimbo breasts displayed in a matching white velvet bra slit for your long dangling rhinestone nipple jewelry. Because most bra tops will only cover the center of tits on a Bimbo Slut with HH tits, Daddy loves to show off his love investment in enhanced boobs for my Bimbo Fuck Slut Whore in this way. Your fuckous legs will be covered with black fishnet stocking, short white patent leather platform boots with nine-inch heels and 4-inch wide crystal boot chains on each boot. Daddy’s Bimbo cock sucker teases up here big platinum hair to nearly a foot high and almost as wide, heavy makes up her whorey hot face and adds inch long eye lashes with heavy black mascara that “pumps up the volume“. Each ear is adorned with four sets of large crystal dangling earrings and a matching 4 inch wide matching choker with a large D Ring for wrist restraints and a leash is displayed around my slut’s neck. The right side of my slut noise is also pierced with a rhinestone chain connecting to a fifth hole in her ear. Daddy’s Bimbo Tramp also has two tongue piercing and a belly button piercing. By now, my fuckous slut whore's red nails are at least 6 inches long and growing with at least 10 rings on each clawed hand. Because you are such a whore, masturbating her slut pussy in public, your Daddy restrains you clawed hands using rhinestone restraints that hook on you choker D Ring and connect to locking rhinestone bracelets on each wrist (over your long white velvet fingerless glovers). Your short white mink biker jacket and a long cigarette dangling from you lips finishes off my bimbo's outfit.



Before we go out to dinner, we have champagne and my whore's enhanced bee stung red lips sucks my large thick cock to completion and swallows my cum. When we arrive at the parking garage in Daddy’s new black Cadillac, I escort you out of the car. You don’t bother to pull down you micro mini skirt so that it is now only cover 5 inches, leaving all of your crotch and part of your ass exposed. Oh, you are such a exhibitionistic Bimbo Slut Whore --- I through you on to the hood of the black Cadillac --- What a vision, your foot high teased up platinum blond hair rising from the hood like an ornament -- Slut clawed arms wide apart and clutch each fender -- White mink and velvet whore contrasting against the shiny black hood (the way a 5 karat diamond ring contrasts with the black velvet box it sits in). I mount my Bimbo Fuck Slut and ram my cock into her booty pussy ass until we both cum with pleasure. After the pussy reaming, I command that you lick up all the cum from the hood of the car.



At the dimly lighted restaurant, I fondle your large HH tits, finger your ass pussy and rub your whorey clit through your thong. I order a double shot of vodka in a drinking glass for you to make a special drink. Holding the glass to the tip of your pretty clit pole and you piss into the glass, stir and drink the double vodka and piss cocktail. We then passionately kiss and feel each other. After dinner, my platinum big haired Bimbo moves under the table and sucks my cock.



After paying the bill we stroll out side, when you say you have to piss again. Daddy tells you to piss in the alley, hoping that others will see my nasty slut pissing in the streets. After my hot fuck slut is finished, Daddy pull up your short velvet micro mini, pull down you thong and remove you vibrator and ram my cock with enough force to knock you against the brick wall. After what seems like an hour of back door fucking, you also cum. What a slut ... after being fuck up the ass, the sight of a heavy make up whore with platinum big hair, displays gobs of cum dripping from her fishnet legs for Daddy’s exhibition to all. As we walk from the alley, three large black high school age males ask me to share my slut whore with them. One boy pulls out his large fat rod and shoves it in my Fuck Whore’s mouth, a second black stud rams his cock in your whorey lubricated ass and the third black boy slides his cock between your huge bimbo tits --- jerking and pounding until his cream cum covers your face and body. My Bimbo Fuck Whore is fucked into a lust frenzy with here big teased platinum blond hair bobbing up and down and her huge tits bouncing in a lusty fever. After three rounds of shoving, ramming and sucking the black boys each shove a $100 bill in your white velvet bra. Daddy will use this money for buying my whore more slut wear and make up. While Daddy could not resist the opportunity of sharing is Bimbo Whore Slut with young street blacks; he usually arranges sharing orgies in penthouse suites in the best hotels.



At night, I will keep you safe in your room covered with red velvet walls, mirrored ceilings and floor. Depending on Daddy’s wishes and my sluts behavior, she will sleep either bound in her heart shaped black velvet bed or in a red and gold velvet cage within the bedroom.



Love Joe



XOXOXOXOX

[KillDevilHill]

Joe seems like a legit dude, kind enough to share you with all the young street blacks

[chickenona]

Dude is nothing if not specific.

I will be getting a chuckle out of "young street blacks" all day long.

[chickenona]

So I have another anonymous submission here.

This was written by a male Sludger (whose identity I don't even know, so don't ask) but it was emailed to me by the female Sludger for whom it was written. Now, I don't know what I gotta do to get any of you guys to write ME emails like this one, but I'm willing to find out after reading this:

I would draw you close to me and kiss you on the lips softly, before our mouths open slightly and our tongues meet. Then we would kiss more passionately as I moved my hand toward your breasts and fondled them through your dress. While I kiss your neck I would remove your dress - then I would kiss your body down to your breasts and lick and suck gently on your nipples, one after the other. I would then wet my fingers
slightly with my mouth and move them down to your pussy, first rubbing your clit gently before slipping first one, then another finger into your
pussy and moving them gently in and out.

I would work my way back up your neck and kiss you again passionately, then kiss you and swirl my tongue down your body until I came to your inner thigh. From there I would kiss and again gently swirl my tongue up your leg until my tongue came to your pussy. You are already quite wet and I love how you taste. I lap at your pussy for a while before moving my tongue up to your clit. As I swirl my tongue around your clit I slip a finger, and then another into your pussy and finger you, first gently and then with
increasingly firm thrusts. By this time you are begging me to fuck you, and I gladly oblige. I once again move up your body, kissing your stomach and stopping briefly to lick and kiss your nipples. Then we kiss passionately - our tongues meet, and have missed each other, as we kiss deeply. You can taste your pussy on my tongue, and it makes you even hornier. As we kiss passionately I slide first the head of my cock, and then slowly the rest of my length into your pussy. You are very wet, and your juices mix with my pre-cum as I slip inside of you.

I thrust slowly at first, then ever harder, while we continue to kiss passionately. I bite your neck gently, but you want me to bite harder while I thrust my cock into and out of your pussy. You are very wet now, and the sensation spreads throughout my body, making me thrust all the more eagerly. You can tell that I am about to come, so you push me off you gently and press your lips quickly around my cock
while I smile with anticipation of what is about to happen. As you slide your lips back and forth across my cock, your tongue swirls around the head. Now I can feel that I am about to cum, and I let out a low, stifled moan as I ejaculate my cum into your waiting mouth. In one fluid
motion you open your mouth slightly and give me a glimpse of my white cum resting on your tongue, before you swallow and then lick your red lips gently - never taking your eyes off mine.

I draw you up to me and we kiss passionately once again. I can taste myself in your mouth as our tongues swirl together, and it completes the act as we are one. We then fall into bed together, spent, and continue to kiss and embrace each other, looking forward to the next round.

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula]

Now, I don't know what I gotta do to get any of you guys to write ME emails like this one, but I'm willing to find out after reading this

Hmm, let me ponder on that...

[chickenona]

You do that baby!

I'm almost out of time before I have to go to work today, but I had an interesting role-reversal encounter with Doc earlier this week that I'm going to immortalize here. Probably tonight or tomorrow.

[amouthfulofsin220]

So I have another anonymous submission here.

This was written by a male Sludger (whose identity I don't even know, so don't ask) but it was emailed to me by the female Sludger for whom it was written. Now, I don't know what I gotta do to get any of you guys to write ME emails like this one, but I'm willing to find out after reading this:

I would draw you close to me and kiss you on the lips softly, before our mouths open slightly and our tongues meet. Then we would kiss more passionately as I moved my hand toward your breasts and fondled them through your dress. While I kiss your neck I would remove your dress - then I would kiss your body down to your breasts and lick and suck gently on your nipples, one after the other. I would then wet my fingers
slightly with my mouth and move them down to your pussy, first rubbing your clit gently before slipping first one, then another finger into your
pussy and moving them gently in and out.

I would work my way back up your neck and kiss you again passionately, then kiss you and swirl my tongue down your body until I came to your inner thigh. From there I would kiss and again gently swirl my tongue up your leg until my tongue came to your pussy. You are already quite wet and I love how you taste. I lap at your pussy for a while before moving my tongue up to your clit. As I swirl my tongue around your clit I slip a finger, and then another into your pussy and finger you, first gently and then with
increasingly firm thrusts. By this time you are begging me to fuck you, and I gladly oblige. I once again move up your body, kissing your stomach and stopping briefly to lick and kiss your nipples. Then we kiss passionately - our tongues meet, and have missed each other, as we kiss deeply. You can taste your pussy on my tongue, and it makes you even hornier. As we kiss passionately I slide first the head of my cock, and then slowly the rest of my length into your pussy. You are very wet, and your juices mix with my pre-cum as I slip inside of you.

I thrust slowly at first, then ever harder, while we continue to kiss passionately. I bite your neck gently, but you want me to bite harder while I thrust my cock into and out of your pussy. You are very wet now, and the sensation spreads throughout my body, making me thrust all the more eagerly. You can tell that I am about to come, so you push me off you gently and press your lips quickly around my cock
while I smile with anticipation of what is about to happen. As you slide your lips back and forth across my cock, your tongue swirls around the head. Now I can feel that I am about to cum, and I let out a low, stifled moan as I ejaculate my cum into your waiting mouth. In one fluid
motion you open your mouth slightly and give me a glimpse of my white cum resting on your tongue, before you swallow and then lick your red lips gently - never taking your eyes off mine.

I draw you up to me and we kiss passionately once again. I can taste myself in your mouth as our tongues swirl together, and it completes the act as we are one. We then fall into bed together, spent, and continue to kiss and embrace each other, looking forward to the next round.

When you figure it out, Chicke, let me in on it...she's a very lucky woman indeed.

[chickenona]

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[Rainbow Bright]

w00t <3

I have a Katey story you just reminded me of.

After the play party, Sugar Daddy, the dude who runs the dungeon, his sub, our mistress friend and Amber went out to breakfast. I'm still clad in my sweet little dress and pigtails. And still diapered.

Anyway, when we were about finished, I bite my lip. I feel my bladder give way and I start to pee. I stop, and quickly glance at the table. My cheeks start to flush slightly as I lose control again and completely fill the diaper to the point where it leaked. On the Chair. At this point, Daddy knows something is up because I get really pouty and sad. Not to mention embarrassed.

"Does baby need changed?" He whispered.

"Yeth." I whisper back in a childish lisp. By then, I regress to a small child, barley capable of walking as Daddy held my hand out to the car. Once in with the door shut, I put my pacifier in my mouth and lay my head in his lap. I do nothing but cry and babble for a couple of minutes while he ran his hand through my hair while sucking. And I loved every second of it.

[chickenona]

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[chickenona]

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[Ham Stroker's Ejacula]

Wow.

[chickenona]

I really wish I'd gotten a cellie capture of that kiss in front of the Westboro Baptist people, but my phone battery died just as we were picking Josh up.

[amouthfulofsin220]

words cannot describe all the shades of awesome that piece was, Chicke...

the soap crayon to the prostate was genius, and it's fun to have a dirty mouth sometimes, isn't it?



P.S. - and I 've had enough of those crazy anti-everything fuckers, they traumatized me because I had to walk through a picket line at a family planning clinic every day to get to my salon job right next door...their evil is unparalled. >shiver<

[chickenona]

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[UnknownLegend]

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[chickenona]

I'm supposed to be hanging out with Doc tomorrow. He's made it clear he's going to exact some retribution then.

You know that feeling you're getting when you're waiting in line to get on a hella scary roller coaster and it's a really long line and you have to climb all these stairs to get on it and you can hear the people who are riding it screaming in terror and laughing like lunatics then you get to the top of the stairs and realize your turn is up on the next ride?

I totally feel like that right now.

[amouthfulofsin220]

Mmmm...retribution.

I'm sure revenge has never sounded so good ; )