Metal Sludge Gossip Board

...How you doin'?

What brings this silver fox to this neck of the woods?

"Silver Fox"



I'm just kinda checking out this board. You know, the one for ho's. I think that it's been firmly
established that I qualify for Donna's. Where do I put my stuff?

420babes.com. It's gonna be hard to not check that out.

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Is it the sweater?

Bitches aren't ready for your Sex Panther, JD.

Jack Drugless wrote:Replies=3 Views=155

Is it the sweater?

It might be that you married your buddy in Mexico Joe?

I don't have much to contribute ... being that I don't know JD too well. But I thought this thread deserved to be higher. Maybe someone with something worthwhile to contribute will notice it then. But hi and whatnot anyway.

That's the spirit.

Okaaaay then. I guess I'll just put my stuff here near the door and crash out here.

I like this place, it's quiet.

Well alright then. Super. I'm just gonna put my stuff right here for now. I'll probably grab a
bite to eat and then crash.

Oh yeah, any of you bitches touch my stuff while I'm gone and I'll
cock block you all the way to the state line.

NO COCK FOR YOU!!

I know you're cool Stoner but I'm beginning to wonder about some of the girl's here.

It's probably not cool that you went through my bag. Yes, there's the whole invasion of privacy thing,
but I'm more concerned with your willingness to stick your hand into something as 'unknown abbyss-y'
as my duffle bag. You are one sick puppy.

Write me a dirty story, Jack.

wtf? I'm the blood court jester? How does this work, is it my turn now?

Play me a dirty whore chickenona.

There.

"Write me a dirty story, Jack." Not gonna happen.

If it's any consolation I'll work you into a dirty skull-fucking based thought later.

Lazy bastard.

Jack Drugless wrote:It's probably not cool that you went through my bag. Yes, there's the whole invasion of privacy thing,
but I'm more concerned with your willingness to stick your hand into something as 'unknown abbyss-y'
as my duffle bag. You are one sick puppy.

My quest for knowledge (and a buzz) knows no fear, pal.

My shit makes Homeland Security agents recoil at baggage check.

I always ask "Would you like to see it work?"

Nice to see you over here Jack. Want something to drink?

Bump.

Too low on the board again.

PS. I haven't had pot (or anything else for that matter) in forever. All the talk about it is making me hungry for a good buzz. But I used to get killer munchies, and that would suck for my diet.

You see, this is more like it.

*Twilight*, I would love one. Whatever you have handy cher.

All this innuendo is making me want a bowl too.

LOL!Can this fat chick be one of the horny,bowl-sucking dragons? I can make smoke rings,and i make a kick-ass foot stool....

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Is this going to be some horny role playing shit with fat chicks and old guys instead of wizards and dragons?

Oh my God fuck no!

I like how you capitalized "God".

Such reverence.

I'll get the weed and a twelve sided die brb.

Oh great. Leave for a little while and the thread turns into a sausage fest.