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Ya know I like Rammstein,but this was just so so.
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An exercise in advanced douchery. For christ's sake, at least sing in Deutsch to spare the English speaking masses from the infantile lyrics.
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blisterblue wrote:saw it already ! the song is so silly and primitive, and the video just made me laugh.
That's because you're a puerile moron.
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I liked it.

Its fucking funny and definitively proof that the band doesn't take themselves too seriously.

Now i am gonna watch "Mein teil" and rub my eyes to get the image of Flake with boobs out of my head
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they are a decent band but this is just STOOPIT
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la Frenchie wrote:The most important question is:
Do the big penises belong to them or to porn actors ?
What a stupid question.

ITS PORN ACTORS...DUUUUH!
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la Frenchie wrote:Come on, it was NOT a question, it was a fantasy !
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*insert German occupying France joke here*
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I am very surprised that there are not more R+ fans here.
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Orionslavegirl1 wrote:I am very surprised that there are not more R+ fans here.
That video sucks balls. A piece of shit!
It destroys any past respect I might have had.
TERRIBLE!
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One video did all that for you?


Awesome.
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Orin you crack me the hell up.
Seriously this song must have written by a 3 year old. I heard another new song but the name escapes my feeble mind right now,that song was what R+ is all about.
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la Frenchie wrote:Dimebag, you talk like an old professor !
Lol! Yes, I am a professor studying the behavior of rats on a message forum, lol!
The video does suck balls Frenchie.
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la Frenchie wrote:Yes , it sucks balls , but to be honest, i would like to suck the drummer's balls ('Doom' Schneider), the second one with long hair !

Some people on this board are really cave rats .
Well, to each his or her own. I don't understand how a woman can go near a nut sack but I am always happy when my wife does.
I try to keep things groomed and clean for those unexpected pleasures.
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Well now there are TWO useless trolls...sigh

la Frenchie wrote:Yes , it sucks balls , but to be honest, i would like to suck the drummer's balls ('Doom' Schneider), the second one with long hair !

Some people on this board are really cave rats .
Oh yes Doom. He is rather handsome and i met his wife..both nice people.

But then there is Richard Z. Kruspe.....
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Orionslavegirl1 wrote:Well now there are TWO useless trolls...sigh

la Frenchie wrote:Yes , it sucks balls , but to be honest, i would like to suck the drummer's balls ('Doom' Schneider), the second one with long hair !

Some people on this board are really cave rats .
Oh yes Doom. He is rather handsome and i met his wife..both nice people.

But then there is Richard Z. Kruspe.....
I once met his wife Caron. She came onto my wife's friend who was in a band. She was married to Richard at the time. I do believe she is now his ex wife, lol.
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Yea Caron Bernstein was kind of a skank(but then again so is Richard) but i was referring to Regina who is Doom's current wife.
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Orionslavegirl1 wrote:Well now there are TWO useless trolls...sigh

la Frenchie wrote:Yes , it sucks balls , but to be honest, i would like to suck the drummer's balls ('Doom' Schneider), the second one with long hair !

Some people on this board are really cave rats .
Oh yes Doom. He is rather handsome and i met his wife..both nice people.

But then there is Richard Z. Kruspe.....


HELL YEAH RICHARD IS ONE HOT SEXY MOTHERFUCKER. I LOVE THAT GUY. HE'S AWESOME.
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I have never seen a Godonkadonk that big. Seriously. Huge ass.


I don't fangirl- BUT GOD DAMN
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la Frenchie wrote:Yes , it sucks balls , but to be honest, i would like to suck the drummer's balls ('Doom' Schneider), the second one with long hair !

Some people on this board are really cave rats .
Yes and you are their queen.
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I can't believe I have to come lurk mode to share this goodness. Makes up for the shitty song and the stunt cocks.

http://www.thedailyswarm.com/headlines/ ... man-cocks/

I've been very good Santa. May I please have the second one on the right? LOL
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