http://www.kfsm.com/news/kfsm-river-val ... 3716.story
yeah, yeah, everyone's always heard the joke about "I bang pregnant chicks because I can't knock them up"....not so, apparently!
So much for pregnancy as a form of birth control!
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So much for pregnancy as a form of birth control!
"Why leather woman post whore picture of breast!! That is for baby food and husband not internets!!"
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Re: So much for pregnancy as a form of birth control!
I noticed the doctors' note on the bottom is incorrect. They're not twins.
Re: So much for pregnancy as a form of birth control!
By what definition?Kristi Vicious wrote:I noticed the doctors' note on the bottom is incorrect. They're not twins.
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Re: So much for pregnancy as a form of birth control!
By the very definition of twins. They were conceived 2 & half weeks apart. They're not twins. Read the article.
Re: So much for pregnancy as a form of birth control!
The definition of twin is not based on when conception occured but by the number of fetuses during pregnancy. Something a doc would probably know more than a journalist.
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Re: So much for pregnancy as a form of birth control!
No. Twins is either when one egg splits (identical twins) or when two eggs are fertilized at the same time (fraternal). Not when two different eggs are fertilized at two different times. Those babies will probably be born at the same time though. But still, not twins
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Re: So much for pregnancy as a form of birth control!
It's not a divine miracle in the case of you. It's a damn curse.
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Re: So much for pregnancy as a form of birth control!
Divine fuck-up, in this lady's case. 
Animals die to keep your fat ass alive.
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Re: So much for pregnancy as a form of birth control!
skankqueen is right.
We must all hush about that special divine time when god sends babies down in baskets to land in each parents rose garden. Or cabbage patch, depending on your religious affiliation.
Only the holiest can mention pregnancy aloud.
Us heathens may not discuss it, but if we fuck and become afflicted with a babyfriend in our garden, it's divine. We're not, though, don't get confused.
We must all hush about that special divine time when god sends babies down in baskets to land in each parents rose garden. Or cabbage patch, depending on your religious affiliation.
Only the holiest can mention pregnancy aloud.
Us heathens may not discuss it, but if we fuck and become afflicted with a babyfriend in our garden, it's divine. We're not, though, don't get confused.
Re: So much for pregnancy as a form of birth control!
Fuck!!!! 
I was lucky all those years. I remember for a time when i was single i used to only screw preg. woman for that very reason,cause they were already pregnant.Boy was i lucky!!
I was lucky all those years. I remember for a time when i was single i used to only screw preg. woman for that very reason,cause they were already pregnant.Boy was i lucky!!
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Re: So much for pregnancy as a form of birth control!
ive always heard if you 69 before you fuck you wont get pregnant even if you dont use birth control