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what is the male equivalent of Cougars called?

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If cougar women are women that go after late teen/20 something men. What do you call a man over 40 who only goes after late teen/20 something women?
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Typical Men?
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:lol:

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If most older guys were given the option, would they choose to date a younger woman?
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"Silver Fox". :lol:
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Phil Varone :D
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Roman Polanski :?
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A Manther?
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Where I come from, we call them "viejo verde"

Roughly translated, it means "old man that acts like a teenager" lmao.
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"Musician".
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Well if he's a musician, add game-playing, inconsiderate, asshole, to that description. :evil:
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Nicole76 wrote:Well if he's a musician, add game-playing, inconsiderate, asshole, to that description. :evil:
I'm sensing resentment in your statement...
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just a little, lol.
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tweet75 wrote:If cougar women are women that go after late teen/20 something men. What do you call a man over 40 who only goes after late teen/20 something women?
pedophile.
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Lydia wrote:"Silver Fox". :lol:
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Just heard this on the radio the other day.

Rhino.

No shit.

They said because they are ugly and horny.
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Gazpacho wrote:Just heard this on the radio the other day.

Rhino.

No shit.

They said because they are ugly and horny.
I've heard the same thing.
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cheyene94 wrote:
Gazpacho wrote:Just heard this on the radio the other day.

Rhino.

No shit.

They said because they are ugly and horny.
I've heard the same thing.
A dingo. Though I do like rhino too.
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susanph1985 wrote:"Creepy Uncle"
HA HA HA! That's a little off the mark, at least it would be if you said that at my school. Basically, a wank with your non-dominant hand was called a "Creepy Uncle", due to the unfamiliar and slightly awkward sensation of performing the act.
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