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Does anyone want to share any recent groupie stories? Or any names of any bands that you've seen recently that had after parties or hooked up with females at their shows?

A lot of bands seem not to be doing this anymore. My friend went to see Five Finger Death Punch a few weeks ago and liked one of them, but no luck. I went to see Sevendust and didn't see any groupie action.
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Just because you or your connection-less friend hasn't seen it doesn't mean it's not going on... there's PLENTY of stuff going on with newer bands.
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Could you name the name of these bands? Because I observed many of them, and I didn't see any groupie action going on.
What kind of a connection are you talking about? Can't you just be a cool person anymore to hang out with bands?
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She probably could yes, but why would she?
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RichardL wrote:Could you name the name of these bands? Because I observed many of them, and I didn't see any groupie action going on.
What kind of a connection are you talking about? Can't you just be a cool person anymore to hang out with bands?
Missed this post - name a newer band and if I know 'em or have friends who know 'em I'll tell you whether they party or not.
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Thanx- any info you have on any bandmembers or anything is appreciated-

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Just because it's not blatantly obvious does not mean it's not happening. I honestly think that some of these guys in 'newer' bands just get sick of women being shallow and wanting them for one thing and one thing only. It might be hard to believe, but not every musician wants to hook up with a new girl every night.
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RichardL wrote:Thanx- any info you have on any bandmembers or anything is appreciated-

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Well according to Roxana Shirazi, she had Synyster Gates give her a golden shower, then hooked up with the Rev, who couldn't get it up due to his drug use :/
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They don't, those bands are fags.
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If anyone knows something about Children of bodom or In flames, I'd be happy to hear it :p
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RichardL wrote:Thanx- any info you have on any bandmembers or anything is appreciated-

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I don't even know who's in Powerman 5000 anymore - they're one of those bands with endless different lineups. I can tell you Spider's not a cheating type at all, and if Siggy and Adrian are still in the band, they're both huge sluts and will pretty much fuck anything.

As for A7X, their bark is definitely louder than their bite... M. Shadows' girlfriend (now wife, I believe) almost always toured with them and her twin sister was/is dating Syn so these girls definitely didn't take kindly to groupies. They still like to invite girls on the bus & like to drink and do coke... bring a pile of coke and see what happens, though after Rev's passing they probably have toned it down a lot.

As for Children of Bodom... Alexi hooks up and likes brunette, exotic women.
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SuchaDelite wrote: As for Children of Bodom... Alexi hooks up and likes brunette, exotic women.
Thank you SuchaDelite =)
He's been with his girlfriend for a while now, so I wasn't sure !
I'm more into Henkka though. He's probably the hottest guy I've ever seen haha :p
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My friend hooked up with Jerry Cantrell a few months ago, apparantly he did some weird shit to her, she usually tells me everything but don't want to spill it about this one. It must be badass.
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OnTour wrote:My friend hooked up with Jerry Cantrell a few months ago, apparantly he did some weird shit to her, she usually tells me everything but don't want to spill it about this one. It must be badass.

I've read on here that Jerry is really into feces and shitting on girls. Sounds like the dude has some issues.
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Rox138 wrote:
SuchaDelite wrote: As for Children of Bodom... Alexi hooks up and likes brunette, exotic women.
Thank you SuchaDelite =)
He's been with his girlfriend for a while now, so I wasn't sure !
I'm more into Henkka though. He's probably the hottest guy I've ever seen haha :p
I love Henkka. He's a very well-spoken polite guy. I've met him a few times, and while I do think he's a very fine looking man, he's never came across as being interested in hooking up. (Either with myself, or with other girls who have much more blatantly thrown themselves at him.)

SuchaDelite: Interesting to know about Alexi. Whenever I've had the chance to meet him outside of meet and greets, he's always seemed like he would rather just get to the bus than talk to anyone (male or female). It's slightly encouraging to know that he likes brunettes, as I'm a brunette. I do have a certain car that he seems somewhat obsessed with, so maybe that's a bonus? :lol:
Although I'm not really exotic looking, I'm certainly not ugly, and I'm certainly not plain looking either.
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RichardL wrote:Thanx- any info you have on any bandmembers or anything is appreciated-

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toofastforlove69 wrote:
I love Henkka. He's a very well-spoken polite guy. I've met him a few times, and while I do think he's a very fine looking man, he's never came across as being interested in hooking up. (Either with myself, or with other girls who have much more blatantly thrown themselves at him.)

SuchaDelite: Interesting to know about Alexi. Whenever I've had the chance to meet him outside of meet and greets, he's always seemed like he would rather just get to the bus than talk to anyone (male or female). It's slightly encouraging to know that he likes brunettes, as I'm a brunette. I do have a certain car that he seems somewhat obsessed with, so maybe that's a bonus? :lol:
Although I'm not really exotic looking, I'm certainly not ugly, and I'm certainly not plain looking either.
I agree on everything you said, it was the same when I met them. Henkka was adorable but didn't flirt with anyone and Alexi was nice too but it did seem like he would rather be alone.
That's why I was confused when someone told me "Henkka is kinda easy to get" I really don't think so..
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OnTour wrote:My friend hooked up with Jerry Cantrell a few months ago, apparantly he did some weird shit to her, she usually tells me everything but don't want to spill it about this one. It must be badass.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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out of all people, this thread mentions Cantrell :lol:

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Powerman 5000 is a dead end. My friend and I saw them last week, and she said Adrian is no longer with them, and they avoided talking to any fans. There was no groupie action at all. That and they are cheesy wearing those alien masks. I would never go see them again.
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Speaking of the recent Children of Bodom talk, they're doing a North American tour with Black Label Society in the fall...

I'm also curious for any gossip on Finntroll. A private message would suffice if anyone has any gossip that they'd don't want to post...
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toofastforlove69 wrote:Speaking of the recent Children of Bodom talk, they're doing a North American tour with Black Label Society in the fall...
Yeah, america AGAIN haha. Can't wait for the european tour

Btw, if anyone has recent information on Stone sour, I'd love to hear it (I'm not asking about corey, his wife is on tour with him)
They're doing an american tour soon !
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