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It's because you don't like to work!
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Tweet from 3 hours ago: Me n the wife get our 1st tatts on TLC's L.A.Ink Wed Oct 6th @ 10pm & midnight and AGAIN on wed 13th Oct @ 9pm and 11pm.
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Blackie Onassis wrote:Tweet from 3 hours ago: Me n the wife get our 1st tatts on TLC's L.A.Ink Wed Oct 6th @ 10pm & midnight and AGAIN on wed 13th Oct @ 9pm and 11pm.
Since Phil's doing the posting for DL's page on Facebook, he's gotten behind on his tweeting. He mentioned their appearance on L.A. Ink on DL's FB page back on Sept. 20.
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You'll have to let us non Americans know what they get.
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He's getting a tattoo? :lol: I hope the ink is VEGAN.

I swear to fucking god, the boy is in a perpetual midlife crisis.
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Sure you did, warmleathertourette.
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:He's getting a tattoo? :lol: I hope the ink is VEGAN.

I swear to fucking god, the boy is in a perpetual midlife crisis.
Maybe that's how he gets out of wearing a rubber - "are they the vegan ones? no? sorrrrreeee"
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warmleatherette wrote:Delusional much, Hiddendumbass? I was saying CUNT just because I feel like it not directed to you not yet.
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I saw Precious.
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HAHAHAHHAHA, what all white dumb meth induced hiljacks assumes that all black women look like.
Who the hell said every black chick must be fat anyway?

The only person making generalizations based on race in this thread is you, alsharptonette.
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warmleatherette wrote:Delusional much, Hiddendumbass? I was saying CUNT just because I feel like it not directed to you not yet.
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Cookie, I forgot to tell you -

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This thread has REALLY gone off course. :lol:

So did anyone watch the happy couple (Phil & Helen) on 'L.A. Ink'?
They each got a tat of each other's name in BIG script letters on thier abdomens.
I'm reminded of the tattoo curse about getting your significant other's name scribed on you.
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Jessica Lea wrote:This thread has REALLY gone off course. :lol:

So did anyone watch the happy couple (Phil & Helen) on 'L.A. Ink'?
They each got a tat of each other's name in BIG script letters on thier abdomens.
I'm reminded of the tattoo curse about getting your significant other's name scribed on you.
Yeah, I saw it. But their relationship will be cursed whether they have those tats or not...this is Phil we're talking about! LOL! It was cool that he gave Kat a guitar though.
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Jessica Lea wrote:They each got a tat of each other's name in BIG script letters on thier abdomens.

You have got to be kidding me! :lol: Have they even known eachother a whole fucking year yet?

That shit always reminds me of the same mindset behind people having a kid when their relationship is faltering, like it's going to force them to act right and work things out. Three cheers for MAGICAL THINKING!!!!

Seriously though, they are way too fucking old for this shit. Not just the tattoos themselves, but the stupidity/fucked up logic that goes along with getting something like that. He keeps this shit up, and pretty soon his stomach is going to look like the fucking Declaration of Independence.

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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:He keeps this shit up, and pretty soon his stomach is going to look like the fucking Declaration of Independence.

Bahahahahaha*breathe*hahahahaha

bravo, Stoner - for serious.
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:He keeps this shit up, and pretty soon his stomach is going to look like the fucking Declaration of Independence.
:lol:

Here they are:
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They don't even look like real tattoos :roll: To top it off, they got them in the most awkward, ugly place.
How's she going to rock a cute midriff baring look with that hideous ink??

What a pair of dorks.
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:lol: I can't think of a less sexy name than "Helen" to have tattooed on you, except maybe "Bertha".

They are TOTALLY shopping for a reality show.
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Hahahah-fuck Bertha-Phil is a pretty crappy name. Makes Helen look respectable. Or so we hope on this reality TV.
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has anyone noticed here at Phil s wedding only Vivian and Sav showed up I wonder where Joe and Rich were? :roll:
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Who the fuck is Gretchen?
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andrea13 wrote:has anyone noticed here at Phil s wedding only Vivian and Sav showed up I wonder where Joe and Rich were? :roll:
Maybe they just couldn't make it.
Not everyone can just drop everything to fly out to a friend's wedding.
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Maybe the other guys have dibs on the even numbered weddings.
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Plus, don't forget it was a dry wedding - I would've thought twice about flying all that way and then no booze/ vegan veggie meal.

I'm not keen on the font but one good thing about that tattoo, it's grey rather than solid black so it'll be nice and easy to cover up eventually.
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Blackie Onassis wrote: I'm not keen on the font but one good thing about that tattoo, it's grey rather than solid black so it'll be nice and easy to cover up eventually.
I don't know about that. Look at the size of them. Still going to need lots of work to cover those things up.
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So after seeing the Leps live a couple of weeks ago, Phil's tattoo doesn't look as big as it did on LA Ink and thankfully his guitar covered it most of time :D So I've been under a rock for some time and since DL.com got rid of their forum, I haven't been able to keep up with what's been going on with their personal lives through the Leptards. Found out awhile back about Joe and his wife having a son in Dec. 2009. Just recently found out his name is Finlay. Also found out recently that Rick A. and his wife have a daughter, Josie, as of Dec. 2010. I also heard that Viv and Jewels are no longer together (not sure if they are just separated or they are actually divorced). Can anyone confirm or deny? Anyone know anything more? Any dirt this tour?
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GhodesGroupie wrote:So after seeing the Leps live a couple of weeks ago, Phil's tattoo doesn't look as big as it did on LA Ink and thankfully his guitar covered it most of time :D So I've been under a rock for some time and since DL.com got rid of their forum, I haven't been able to keep up with what's been going on with their personal lives through the Leptards. Found out awhile back about Joe and his wife having a son in Dec. 2009. Just recently found out his name is Finlay. Also found out recently that Rick A. and his wife have a daughter, Josie, as of Dec. 2010. I also heard that Viv and Jewels are no longer together (not sure if they are just separated or they are actually divorced). Can anyone confirm or deny? Anyone know anything more? Any dirt this tour?
Viv and Jewels are divorced. Viv is dating Caitlin Phaneuf, a former Def Lep assistant tour manager. Here's a picture at this link:

http://www.plaxo.com/profile/show/21474 ... 8d4bc1760c

No dirt, haven't been out there, sorry.
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