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- Bruce Chickenson
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BRUCEAGE
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Re: Ok Women of Sludge, your Dream Man is Here!
Pardon me -
But who the fuck are you ?
But who the fuck are you ?
- LadyJaneGrey
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Re: Ok Women of Sludge, your Dream Man is Here!
*doesn't have a Dream Man*
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Re: Ok Women of Sludge, your Dream Man is Here!
Ummm....are you a cock without a male body perhaps? Black, Flesh, Neon colors, glitter? Size in inches? Normal or Coffee table worthy as a center piece?
We don't need the man per se....we need the dinga linga ling.
Unless, well, we're into sparkley white 100 year old guys with fangs and shit who like to suck blooooood.
I hate Twilight. Glittery vampires. WTF?
Give me a coffee table dinga linga ling. Color don't matter. No glitter.
We don't need the man per se....we need the dinga linga ling.
Unless, well, we're into sparkley white 100 year old guys with fangs and shit who like to suck blooooood.
I hate Twilight. Glittery vampires. WTF?
Give me a coffee table dinga linga ling. Color don't matter. No glitter.
- Funkychik02
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Re: Ok Women of Sludge, your Dream Man is Here!
...HEY! You're not Ville Valo. I feel cheated.
Donnie Vie wrote:
I only read magazines you buy in the store that come on shiny paper.
Re: Ok Women of Sludge, your Dream Man is Here!
Useless without pics. Post noodz.
- chickenona
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Re: Ok Women of Sludge, your Dream Man is Here!
There's just one problem:
That guy doesn't post on this forum. And while I've been down with bisexual men, if you're gay for that guy, you need to be hit in the head with a shovel.Bruce Chickenson wrote:I can see why man, i have to admit, im totally gay for you too.
vaya con DIOdeathcurse wrote:The secret board you had with Itjogs. You talked about me obsessively on there. There were witnesses.
http://nevergetbusted.com/2010/
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Re: Ok Women of Sludge, your Dream Man is Here!
LMAOcitrinecastle wrote:Ummm....are you a cock without a male body perhaps? Black, Flesh, Neon colors, glitter? Size in inches? Normal or Coffee table worthy as a center piece?
We don't need the man per se....we need the dinga linga ling.
Unless, well, we're into sparkley white 100 year old guys with fangs and shit who like to suck blooooood.
I hate Twilight. Glittery vampires. WTF?
Give me a coffee table dinga linga ling. Color don't matter. No glitter.
Seconded.
Your voice is the delicate string, the sound of my name on your lips the gentle tug that keeps me grounded...
Pressing Flowers - The Civil Wars
Pressing Flowers - The Civil Wars
- ERIC ADAMS
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Re: Ok Women of Sludge, your Dream Man is Here!
NO OFFENSE TO BRUCE CHICKENSON BUT THE REAL MAN HAS ARRIVED
SO BACK TO THE COOP WITH YOU BRUCE
AND GIVE ADRIHEN SMITH MY REGARDS – I LOVE HIS PLAYING ON LOSFER YOKES (BIG EGG WHITE OMELETTE)
BUT I DIGRESS
HAILS COCK HUNGRY SLUTS AND HOS
SO YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A COFFEE TABLE DINGA LINGA LING
LOOK NO FURTHER AND FEAST YOUR EYES UPON MY YARD O' BEEF
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-4/1 ... nowang.jpg
AND I'LL ADD
I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU BITCHES WOULD TAKE THE TIME TO PROPERLY VAGAZZLE YOUR HONEY POTS
LORD KNOWS THE LAST THING I NEED IS TO SWING MY MANOHAMMER AT AN UNKEMPT HATCHET WOUND
FURTHERMORE
IF YOU'RE CONCERNED THAT MY PRODIGIOUS PURPLE-HEADED WOMB BROOM MIGHT WREAK HAVOC WITH YOUR SUGAR WALLS
DON'T FRET
I'M A LICENSED DRYWALLER
I CAN MAKE YOUR COOCH LOOK LIKE NEW WITH SOME GYPSUM AND A SPITSHINE
SO BACK TO THE COOP WITH YOU BRUCE
AND GIVE ADRIHEN SMITH MY REGARDS – I LOVE HIS PLAYING ON LOSFER YOKES (BIG EGG WHITE OMELETTE)
BUT I DIGRESS
HAILS COCK HUNGRY SLUTS AND HOS
SO YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A COFFEE TABLE DINGA LINGA LING
LOOK NO FURTHER AND FEAST YOUR EYES UPON MY YARD O' BEEF
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-4/1 ... nowang.jpg
AND I'LL ADD
I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU BITCHES WOULD TAKE THE TIME TO PROPERLY VAGAZZLE YOUR HONEY POTS
LORD KNOWS THE LAST THING I NEED IS TO SWING MY MANOHAMMER AT AN UNKEMPT HATCHET WOUND
FURTHERMORE
IF YOU'RE CONCERNED THAT MY PRODIGIOUS PURPLE-HEADED WOMB BROOM MIGHT WREAK HAVOC WITH YOUR SUGAR WALLS
DON'T FRET
I'M A LICENSED DRYWALLER
I CAN MAKE YOUR COOCH LOOK LIKE NEW WITH SOME GYPSUM AND A SPITSHINE
Re: Ok Women of Sludge, your Dream Man is Here!
I dunno......I'm gonna have to ask for some pictures. Of your wieners.
GreazyNutz wrote:Dale Jr never calls in to work. Even after his pappy got kilt by Sterling Marlin, he was right back to racin the next week.
- chickenona
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Re: Ok Women of Sludge, your Dream Man is Here!
I was holding it together pretty good till I got to "I'm a licensed drywaller". ERIC is the best thing to happen to these boards in a while. And we have anal sex to thank for it.
vaya con DIOdeathcurse wrote:The secret board you had with Itjogs. You talked about me obsessively on there. There were witnesses.
http://nevergetbusted.com/2010/
- ERIC ADAMS
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Re: Ok Women of Sludge, your Dream Man is Here!
HAILS DELICATE LITTLE FLOWERsaracapri wrote:I dunno......I'm gonna have to ask for some pictures. Of your wieners.
I INCLUDED A LINK TO MY BIG WEINER IN MY INITIAL POST
BY THE WAY
IT'S 'LINK ONLY' BECAUSE I FEARED IF I POSTED THE PHOTO OF MY HOWITZER HAMWICH IT MIGHT TRIGGER A FEMALE ORGASMIC EARTHQUAKE THAT WOULD KNOCK THE PLANET OUT OF ORBIT
OR AT THE VERY LEAST MAKE HAITIAN SURVIVORS SAY 'HOLY CHIT, MUN'
BUT I DIGRESS
TAKE A PEEK, CUTIE PIE
IF YOU REALLY DON'T CONSIDER FELLATIO TO BE SEX THEN IT'S ALL GOOD IN THE MANOHOOD
AS MAE WEST USED TO SAY - 'COME UP AND SEE ME SOME TIME'
INCIDENTALLY
THAT MEANS THAT I WANT TO AIM MY GOO GUN DOWN YOUR EAGER EMBOUCHEMENT, SWEET CHEEKS
Re: Ok Women of Sludge, your Dream Man is Here!
Taime? Is that you?Bruce Chickenson wrote:Here I am, dont say you aint lucky, Im all you ever dreamed of!
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Re: Ok Women of Sludge, your Dream Man is Here!
Do you look like this, and is your name Duff McKagan?Bruce Chickenson wrote:Here I am, dont say you aint lucky, Im all you ever dreamed of!
If so, get your ass down to New York
Re: Ok Women of Sludge, your Dream Man is Here!
WOW! I expected a LOT more hair though.cookie wrote:Blimey.
GreazyNutz wrote:Dale Jr never calls in to work. Even after his pappy got kilt by Sterling Marlin, he was right back to racin the next week.
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Re: Ok Women of Sludge, your Dream Man is Here!
saracapri wrote:WOW! I expected a LOT more hair though.cookie wrote:Blimey.
That made me want to grab my cooch and run...
...I'd come back of course, but running was my first impulse
Your voice is the delicate string, the sound of my name on your lips the gentle tug that keeps me grounded...
Pressing Flowers - The Civil Wars
Pressing Flowers - The Civil Wars
Re: Ok Women of Sludge, your Dream Man is Here!
Explains why princess analsex is so fucking dim though. He fucked her ass and it was so long it pierced her brain.saracapri wrote:WOW! I expected a LOT more hair though.cookie wrote:Blimey.
- Funkychik02
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Re: Ok Women of Sludge, your Dream Man is Here!
Holy crap, Cookie! I think you're right.
Donnie Vie wrote:
I only read magazines you buy in the store that come on shiny paper.
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Re: Ok Women of Sludge, your Dream Man is Here!
Is your name Dave Vanian?Bruce Chickenson wrote:Here I am, dont say you aint lucky, Im all you ever dreamed of!
Or Spike Gray?
Or Paul Simonon?
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Re: Ok Women of Sludge, your Dream Man is Here!
Are you:
or
or
Then you can just move right along tyvm
or
or
Then you can just move right along tyvm
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- ERIC ADAMS
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Re: Ok Women of Sludge, your Dream Man is Here!
HAILS SARACAPRIsaracapri wrote:WOW! I expected a LOT more hair though.cookie wrote:Blimey.
MANOWAR'S NETHER REGIONS HAVE BEEN WELL-COIFFED FOR THE PAST 27 YEARS
BACK DURING THE BAND'S INFANCY WE USED TO LET IT ALL HANG OUT
HOWEVER
OUR PHOTO SHOOTS WERE YIELDING LESS THAN DESIRABLE RESULTS
IN OTHER WORDS
OUR MANOBUSHES WERE SPILLING OUT FROM ALL SIDES OF OUR LOIN CLOTHS
WE LOOKED LIKE WE ALL GLUED SIB HASHIAN AFROMERKINS TO OUR KINGDOMS OF STEEL
I REMEMBER TELLING ROSS THE BOSS – 'BROTHER, YOU LOOK LIKE THE PATTERSON-GIMLIN FOOTAGE OF BIGFOOT FROM 1967'
BUT I DIGRESS
WHEN WE WERE WRITING THE 'INTO GLORY RIDE' ALBUM JOEY WROTE A SONG CALLED 'THE FOUR GROOMEDMEN' WHICH WAS GOING TO BE OUR ODE TO THE PRECISE POMPADOURING OF OUR PRICKLY PUBIC PRECINCTS
BUT THEN WE GOT WIND OF METALLICA'S 'THE FOUR HORSEMEN' AROUND THE SAME TIME SO WE DECIDED TO THROW IT ON THE SCRAP HEAP
NEVER FEAR
BECAUSE JOEY GOT RIGHT BACK UP ON HIS STEED AND WROTE THE LEGENDARY 'GLOVES OF METAL' IN ITS PLACE
OUR ODE TO KEEPING OUR HANDS CALLOUS-FREE, THUS ENABLING US TO FIST OUR GROUPIES WITHOUT CAUSING UNNECESSARY VAGINAL CHAPPING
- SexxAtraxxion
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Re: Ok Women of Sludge, your Dream Man is Here!
SexxAtraxxion > anyone on this board
Best regards,
the Sexx
Best regards,
the Sexx
Re: Ok Women of Sludge, your Dream Man is Here!
Only if you have a 'Manowang' like in the link above.SexxAtraxxion wrote:SexxAtraxxion > anyone on this board
Best regards,
the Sexx
Best regards,
The cookie.
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Re: Ok Women of Sludge, your Dream Man is Here!
Mine is average.cookie wrote:
Only if you have a 'Manowang' like in the link above.
Best regards,
The cookie.
But I have cool hair and clothes.
Best regards,
the Sexx
Re: Ok Women of Sludge, your Dream Man is Here!
"Manobush"
GreazyNutz wrote:Dale Jr never calls in to work. Even after his pappy got kilt by Sterling Marlin, he was right back to racin the next week.
- Bruce Chickenson
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Re: Ok Women of Sludge, your Dream Man is Here!
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Ciao
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Re: Ok Women of Sludge, your Dream Man is Here!
Wow, Kristi! That pic of JP is amazing.
Donnie Vie wrote:
I only read magazines you buy in the store that come on shiny paper.
Re: Ok Women of Sludge, your Dream Man is Here!
Pics or GTFOBruce Chickenson wrote:Eric your penis is tiny compared to my fucking giant horse sized schlong, I am a fucking beast!
Women, i am better looking than any of those chimps you have posted photos of, do yourselves a favour and come try out a real man.
BC.
P.S, Im not gay, i just love DC.
BC.
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Re: Ok Women of Sludge, your Dream Man is Here!
As the old saying goes:Bruce Chickenson wrote:Here I am, dont say you aint lucky, Im all you ever dreamed of!
If you're gonna talk the talk....you better walk the walk!