Metal Sludge Gossip Board

Pardon me -

But who the fuck are you ?

*doesn't have a Dream Man*

Ummm....are you a cock without a male body perhaps? Black, Flesh, Neon colors, glitter? Size in inches? Normal or Coffee table worthy as a center piece?

We don't need the man per se....we need the dinga linga ling.

Unless, well, we're into sparkley white 100 year old guys with fangs and shit who like to suck blooooood.

I hate Twilight. Glittery vampires. WTF?

Give me a coffee table dinga linga ling. Color don't matter. No glitter.

...HEY! You're not Ville Valo. I feel cheated.

There's just one problem:

Bruce Chickenson wrote:I can see why man, i have to admit, im totally gay for you too.

That guy doesn't post on this forum. And while I've been down with bisexual men, if you're gay for that guy, you need to be hit in the head with a shovel.

citrinecastle wrote:Ummm....are you a cock without a male body perhaps? Black, Flesh, Neon colors, glitter? Size in inches? Normal or Coffee table worthy as a center piece?

We don't need the man per se....we need the dinga linga ling.

Unless, well, we're into sparkley white 100 year old guys with fangs and shit who like to suck blooooood.

I hate Twilight. Glittery vampires. WTF?

Give me a coffee table dinga linga ling. Color don't matter. No glitter.

LMAO

Seconded.

NO OFFENSE TO BRUCE CHICKENSON BUT THE REAL MAN HAS ARRIVED
SO BACK TO THE COOP WITH YOU BRUCE
AND GIVE ADRIHEN SMITH MY REGARDS – I LOVE HIS PLAYING ON LOSFER YOKES (BIG EGG WHITE OMELETTE)
BUT I DIGRESS
HAILS COCK HUNGRY SLUTS AND HOS
SO YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A COFFEE TABLE DINGA LINGA LING
LOOK NO FURTHER AND FEAST YOUR EYES UPON MY YARD O' BEEF


http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-4/1 ... nowang.jpg


AND I'LL ADD
I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU BITCHES WOULD TAKE THE TIME TO PROPERLY VAGAZZLE YOUR HONEY POTS
LORD KNOWS THE LAST THING I NEED IS TO SWING MY MANOHAMMER AT AN UNKEMPT HATCHET WOUND
FURTHERMORE
IF YOU'RE CONCERNED THAT MY PRODIGIOUS PURPLE-HEADED WOMB BROOM MIGHT WREAK HAVOC WITH YOUR SUGAR WALLS
DON'T FRET
I'M A LICENSED DRYWALLER
I CAN MAKE YOUR COOCH LOOK LIKE NEW WITH SOME GYPSUM AND A SPITSHINE

I dunno......I'm gonna have to ask for some pictures. Of your wieners.

I was holding it together pretty good till I got to "I'm a licensed drywaller". ERIC is the best thing to happen to these boards in a while. And we have anal sex to thank for it.

saracapri wrote:I dunno......I'm gonna have to ask for some pictures. Of your wieners.

HAILS DELICATE LITTLE FLOWER
I INCLUDED A LINK TO MY BIG WEINER IN MY INITIAL POST
BY THE WAY
IT'S 'LINK ONLY' BECAUSE I FEARED IF I POSTED THE PHOTO OF MY HOWITZER HAMWICH IT MIGHT TRIGGER A FEMALE ORGASMIC EARTHQUAKE THAT WOULD KNOCK THE PLANET OUT OF ORBIT
OR AT THE VERY LEAST MAKE HAITIAN SURVIVORS SAY 'HOLY CHIT, MUN'
BUT I DIGRESS
TAKE A PEEK, CUTIE PIE
IF YOU REALLY DON'T CONSIDER FELLATIO TO BE SEX THEN IT'S ALL GOOD IN THE MANOHOOD
AS MAE WEST USED TO SAY - 'COME UP AND SEE ME SOME TIME'
INCIDENTALLY
THAT MEANS THAT I WANT TO AIM MY GOO GUN DOWN YOUR EAGER EMBOUCHEMENT, SWEET CHEEKS

Bruce Chickenson wrote:Here I am, dont say you aint lucky, Im all you ever dreamed of!

Taime? Is that you?

ERIC ADAMS wrote:

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-4/1 ... nowang.jpg

Blimey.

Bruce Chickenson wrote:Here I am, dont say you aint lucky, Im all you ever dreamed of!

Do you look like this, and is your name Duff McKagan?



If so, get your ass down to New York

cookie wrote:

ERIC ADAMS wrote:

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-4/1 ... nowang.jpg

Blimey.

WOW! I expected a LOT more hair though.

saracapri wrote:

cookie wrote:

ERIC ADAMS wrote:

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-4/1 ... nowang.jpg

Blimey.

WOW! I expected a LOT more hair though.

That made me want to grab my cooch and run...

...I'd come back of course, but running was my first impulse

saracapri wrote:

cookie wrote:

ERIC ADAMS wrote:

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-4/1 ... nowang.jpg

Blimey.

WOW! I expected a LOT more hair though.

Explains why princess analsex is so fucking dim though. He fucked her ass and it was so long it pierced her brain.

Holy crap, Cookie! I think you're right.

Bruce Chickenson wrote:Here I am, dont say you aint lucky, Im all you ever dreamed of!

Is your name Dave Vanian?

Or Spike Gray?

Or Paul Simonon?

Are you:



or



or



Then you can just move right along tyvm

saracapri wrote:

cookie wrote:

ERIC ADAMS wrote:

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-4/1 ... nowang.jpg

Blimey.

WOW! I expected a LOT more hair though.

HAILS SARACAPRI
MANOWAR'S NETHER REGIONS HAVE BEEN WELL-COIFFED FOR THE PAST 27 YEARS
BACK DURING THE BAND'S INFANCY WE USED TO LET IT ALL HANG OUT
HOWEVER
OUR PHOTO SHOOTS WERE YIELDING LESS THAN DESIRABLE RESULTS
IN OTHER WORDS
OUR MANOBUSHES WERE SPILLING OUT FROM ALL SIDES OF OUR LOIN CLOTHS
WE LOOKED LIKE WE ALL GLUED SIB HASHIAN AFROMERKINS TO OUR KINGDOMS OF STEEL
I REMEMBER TELLING ROSS THE BOSS – 'BROTHER, YOU LOOK LIKE THE PATTERSON-GIMLIN FOOTAGE OF BIGFOOT FROM 1967'
BUT I DIGRESS
WHEN WE WERE WRITING THE 'INTO GLORY RIDE' ALBUM JOEY WROTE A SONG CALLED 'THE FOUR GROOMEDMEN' WHICH WAS GOING TO BE OUR ODE TO THE PRECISE POMPADOURING OF OUR PRICKLY PUBIC PRECINCTS
BUT THEN WE GOT WIND OF METALLICA'S 'THE FOUR HORSEMEN' AROUND THE SAME TIME SO WE DECIDED TO THROW IT ON THE SCRAP HEAP
NEVER FEAR
BECAUSE JOEY GOT RIGHT BACK UP ON HIS STEED AND WROTE THE LEGENDARY 'GLOVES OF METAL' IN ITS PLACE
OUR ODE TO KEEPING OUR HANDS CALLOUS-FREE, THUS ENABLING US TO FIST OUR GROUPIES WITHOUT CAUSING UNNECESSARY VAGINAL CHAPPING

SexxAtraxxion wrote:SexxAtraxxion > anyone on this board

Best regards,
the Sexx

Only if you have a 'Manowang' like in the link above.


Best regards,
The cookie.

cookie wrote:
Only if you have a 'Manowang' like in the link above.


Best regards,
The cookie.

Mine is average.

But I have cool hair and clothes.

Best regards,
the Sexx

"Manobush"

Wow, Kristi! That pic of JP is amazing.

Bruce Chickenson wrote:Eric your penis is tiny compared to my fucking giant horse sized schlong, I am a fucking beast!

Women, i am better looking than any of those chimps you have posted photos of, do yourselves a favour and come try out a real man.

BC.

P.S, Im not gay, i just love DC.

BC.

Pics or GTFO

Bruce Chickenson wrote:Here I am, dont say you aint lucky, Im all you ever dreamed of!

As the old saying goes:

If you're gonna talk the talk....you better walk the walk!