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CUT MYSELF SHAVING
Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:14 pm
by rikirachtmanstheshit
Goddamn my balls bled like a stuck fucking pig! Damn I hate when that happens.
Re: CUT MYSELF SHAVING
Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:40 pm
by ERIC ADAMS
HAILS THESHIT
YOU HAVE TO USE CAUTION WHEN DEFORESTING YOUR MANJIGGLIES
A NASTY NICKING OF YOUR NUGGETS WILL HAVE YOU SCREAMING LIKE A BANSHEE
NOT ON PAR, OF COURSE, WITH MY RECORD BREAKING ONE AT THE END OF BLACK WIND FIRE AND STEEL FROM OUR FIFTH RECORD FIGHTING THE WORLD RELEASED BY ATCO IN 1987
INCIDENTALLY
IT WENT GOLD IN GERMANY
BUT I DIGRESS
YOU'LL WANT TO APPLY PRESSURE TO THE WOUND AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
LOVINGLY PLACE YOUR HANGING BRAIN IN A VISE AND GIVE IT A GOOD SQUEEZE
ONCE YOU REGAIN CONSCIOUSNESS, HOBBLE INTO YOUR KITCHEN AND SQUAT IN A VAT OF GIN
Re: CUT MYSELF SHAVING
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 5:29 pm
by Bruce Chickenson
Ive done it a few times, it fucking wrecks, the last time i saw my balls bleed i came very close to fainting, my balls are my treasures.
Re: CUT MYSELF SHAVING
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 6:49 pm
by ArielPlath
Thanks for the visual guys! 
Re: CUT MYSELF SHAVING
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:24 pm
by tylamonroe
Emo sucks. Cut that shit out.
Re: CUT MYSELF SHAVING
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:11 am
by BaGawker2.0
best thread ever
Re: CUT MYSELF SHAVING
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:54 pm
by chickenona
Just use some of that stuff that smells like burning rubber. Like Nair or one of those.
Re: CUT MYSELF SHAVING
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:06 pm
by Calexxia
Re: CUT MYSELF SHAVING
Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:14 pm
by rikirachtmanstheshit
chickenona wrote:Just use some of that stuff that smells like burning rubber. Like Nair or one of those.
How 'bout you c'mon over here and shave the rikstik's buddies for me eh? I'm waiting!
Re: CUT MYSELF SHAVING
Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:28 am
by tweet75
i have a shaky hand, razors go no where near my genitals
