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So, tonight my housemate was screwing his ugly bird, she was making so much noise I nearly went up and put her out of her misery.

How much noise do you or people you know/knew/can hear etc make during sex?

Why do I want to know? I'm sick :)
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None........never been in the idea of "having" to make noise during sex.
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LadyJaneGrey wrote:None........never been in the idea of "having" to make noise during sex.
Not even if you were fucking your dream man, Taime Downe? I don't know...you'd have to be some kind of trooper to suffer his B.O. in silence.
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saracapri wrote:
LadyJaneGrey wrote:None........never been in the idea of "having" to make noise during sex.
Not even if you were fucking your dream man, Taime Downe? I don't know...you'd have to be some kind of trooper to suffer his B.O. in silence.
oh, I'm sure things would be quite different in that case.
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Ok, screwing up your thang here...

I make no noise. Not of the yelling and "OHMYGOD" sort. Maybe a few so called feminine gasps.

That's all.

I must be boring, eh?
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You're not boring, but you have a lot to learn about what turns men on.
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Yeah, they like it when you talk dirty to them. Duh, don't you bitches listen to Poison?
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Show them how it's done Sara.
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Bruce Chickenson wrote:How much noise do you make during sex?
Myself? Not that much.

The sheep on the other hand...
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depends on if he's doing it right , but usually a lot
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cathousebabe wrote:
Flowerfairy wrote:Usually women who make a lot of noise during sex are faking it for the man's pleasure. Sorry guys!
I disagree. You need to be more in tune with your body if you think that.
Thats a man, baby.
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I don't make a sound at all. God forbid I wake her up.
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SanityClause wrote:I don't make a sound at all. God forbid I wake her up.
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SanityClause wrote:I don't make a sound at all. God forbid I wake her up.

Dead dogging, it's a sign of love.
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Flowerfairy wrote:Usually women who make a lot of noise during sex are faking it for the man's pleasure. Sorry guys!
Wrong!

I've practically broken teeth trying to stay quiet.
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Wow. what fucking century are you from?
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I make a lil noise...it honestly all depends on if the hookup has any drugs or alcohol involved, and if it's any good. I usually can double as the most vocal porn queen there is if everything "connects". I'm also known to get rather vulgar. A former roommate of mine said she felt like she was listening to Jenna Jameson go at it at one point years back. I took it as a complement. ;)
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I yodel.
Eat it.
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Depends on the guy... 5 to 50 decibels.. ha
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A fog horn.
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idk really, if i like the guy and he's hot, yeah, i make a lot of noise.

if it's sum little prick that just wants it, i just lay there, let him do his thing, then tell him to fuck off.

i like it more when the guy makes a lot of noise tho, jesus, THAT is hot.
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mikki wrote: i like it more when the guy makes a lot of noise tho, jesus, THAT is hot.
True. That is beyond hot.
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PrettyTiedUp wrote:True. That is beyond hot.
just thinking about it is pretty faptastic.
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Agreed.
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