Metal Sludge Gossip Board

So ladies...how do you all feel about this fine specimen of manhood. I for one would love to run naked though the singer's hair. Do-able? Yes?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKeA3-n27t8

Meh, not so much. The only long haired male in my life is my good friend from Fall River. And that's ok with me.