Metal Sludge Gossip Board

I'm the first to reply to this one. Ha.


I love the fact that a blow job can be the opportunity for a girl to "perform". I love the "smoke and mirrors" that comes along with giving a great blow job. Yes, I spit...however, I feel like it's a chance for me to let the cum drip from my mouth and down my chin. What guy doesn't like seeing that??? I do like the fact that I have a bit of a gag reflex...I like the porn star effect of letting my mascara run a little bit in a feverish head session, looking up at him with doe eyes, and letting him watch me suck his cock. Gagging on it always makes the guy's ego bigger...and his cock to swell. I like the classic move of jerking a guy off and sucking on his dick at the same time. I like being forced a little bit...nothing too imposing...and I do like the guy to slap my mouth with his cock. I was told very recently that my skills are on a "Professional" Level. However, this comes with a disclaimer...I only give a special guy a treat inside my bag of oral tricks...

MissChelle857 wrote:I love the fact that a blow job can be the opportunity for a girl to "perform". I love the "smoke and mirrors" that comes along with giving a great blow job. Yes, I spit...however, I feel like it's a chance for me to let the cum drip from my mouth and down my chin. What guy doesn't like seeing that??? I do like the fact that I have a bit of a gag reflex...I like the porn star effect of letting my mascara run a little bit in a feverish head session, looking up at him with doe eyes, and letting him watch me suck his cock. Gagging on it always makes the guy's ego bigger...and his cock to swell. I like the classic move of jerking a guy off and sucking on his dick at the same time. I like being forced a little bit...nothing too imposing...and I do like the guy to slap my mouth with his cock. I was told very recently that my skills are on a "Professional" Level. However, this comes with a disclaimer...I only give a special guy a treat inside my bag of oral tricks...

HOW YOU DOIN'?
IN OTHER WORDS
HAILS SEXY BRITCHES
IT IS I - ERIC ADAMS - TRUE METAL LEGEND AND A 'SPECIAL GUY' WORTHY OF YOUR BAG OF ORAL TRICKS
AND I'LL ADD
REMEMBER WHEN YOU COMMENTED ON MY JUMBO JOHNSON?


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YES INDEED - THERE'S MORE THAN ENOUGH THERE FOR SIMULTANEOUS JERKING AND SUCKING ON YOUR PART
FURTHERMORE
YOU'D HAVE TO GO EASY - MY COCK HAS MADE DAMSELS GAG ON ALL SEVEN CONTINENTS
AND ALSO IN PAGO-PAGO
I ALSO POSSESS A PRODIGIOUS CUMSHOT, SO YOU MAY WANT TO WEAR PROTECTIVE GOGGLES - JUST KEEP THAT MOUTH OPEN AND I'LL PROMISE TO FILL 'ER UP
BY THE WAY
YOU ARE IN MASSACHUSETTS? I HAIL FROM UPSTATE NEW YORK
JUST THINK ABOUT THE PRURIENT POSSIBILITIES, BABYCAKES...

Mmmmmmmm...why, yes I do remember that I commented on that massive thing. How the hell could I forget??? And, many thanks for the second viewing of that huge dick of yours. Made me salivate.

I'd love to give you a spin...and yes I do hail from the Great North...a dick like that is a prize piece if I have ever seen one, and I would love to add the experience to my repertoire. Get at me, Sire...

GRACIAS, MAMACITA
MAYBE SOMETIME SOON I CAN HAVE YOU OUT TO SEE MY ENPELTED LAIR HERE IN BEAUTIFUL AUBURN, NY – WE CAN INDULGE IN FINE DRINK AND FOOD, AND THEN INDULGE IN EACH OTHER
IN OTHER WORDS
AFTER SATIATING YOUR APPETITE WITH SOME IMPORTED DELICACIES AND PLYING YOU WITH SOME SWEET NECTAR, YOU CAN FOCUS YOUR RAPT ATTENTION ON MY COLOSSAL COCK
AND I'LL ADD
YOU MAY WANT TO ENGAGE YOUR MOUTH IN SOME STRETCHING EXERCISES PRIOR TO YOUR VISIT – MIGHT I SUGGEST WRAPPING YOUR LIPS 'ROUND A GENEROUSLY APPORTOINED CUCUMBER, OR PLANTAIN, OR KIELBASA, OR PERHAPS A JAR OF HENGSTENBERG SWEET GERMAN MUSTARD®
FURTHERMORE
ARE YOU A FAN OF CALISTHENICS?
I ASK BECAUSE I POSSESS A SEXUAL STAMINA THAT WOULD MAKE POLICE FRONTMAN GORDON 'STING' SUMNER EXCLAIM 'HOLY SHIT! KEEP THAT FUCKER AWAY FROM MY TRUDIE!'
AS LONG AS YOU ARE WILLING TO EAT MY HUMONGOUS HOT DOG THE LONG WAY AND ARE READY FOR ME TO FULLY WEAR YOU OUT FROM HEAD TO TOE, I SHALL GET AT YOU, FAIR MAIDEN

I got wet thinking about that. Took me a couple times reading this to respond. Hehe. Beside that, I've always been one to enjoy getting stretched like a pretzel...Let me see some moves, mister.

ERIC ADAMS Take your fake pics and get offa my thread!

Bruce Chickenson wrote:ERIC ADAMS Take your fake pics and get offa my thread!

I wanna hear from Ladies that love to suck and give the cock some worshipping!!

I'm thinking MissChelle is one of those rare ladies that are brave enough to proclaim their love for cocksucking...are you just upset she's not going back and forth with you?? LMAO

Oh ERIC, that monumental member would make a woman rethink her sapphic tendencies...*sigh*

DARLING MISSCHELLE
I SHALL RETURN TO CONTINUE OUR EXCHANGE SOON
IN OTHER WORDS
AFTER I TAKE CARE OF SOME MANOBUSINESS I WILL FURTHER ENGAGE YOU WITH TALES OF HOW I WILL TURN YOUR LOINS INTO A SOPPING, HEAVING, THROBBING BUNDLE OF PRETTY PINK NERVES THAT ACHE FOR MY TONGUE AND THE TIP OF MY MONSTER MEATSICLE

amouthfulofsin220 wrote:Oh ERIC, that monumental member would make a woman rethink her sapphic tendencies...*sigh*

HAILS MOUTHY
FEEL FREE TO LET YOUR TENDENCIES REMAIN OF THE SAPPHIC VARIETY
YOU ARE HEREBY INVITED TO BRING A LESBONIC AMIGO ALONG FOR THE RIDE TO MY LAVISH LAIR – I SHALL ENSCONCE YOU BOTH IN A SWATHE OF SORDID, SCURRILOUS SATISFACTION

cookie wrote:I give smashing blow jobs. If you want details, its £3.00 per min.

I BET YOU DO, MY PET
THE NEXT TIME I'M IN MANCHESTER I'LL BRING ALONG A PACKET OF POUNDS AND MY RIGID ROD OF RAMMITUDE FOR YOUR ORAL ATTENTION
AND I'LL ADD
YOU ARE ENCOURAGED TO ADORN MY BOLLOCKS WITH YOUR FUCKOFF CHUFFTY BADGE AS YOU SWIRL AROUND AND ABOUT MY SHAFT O’ PLENTY

amouthfulofsin220 wrote:

Bruce Chickenson wrote:ERIC ADAMS Take your fake pics and get offa my thread!

I wanna hear from Ladies that love to suck and give the cock some worshipping!!

I'm thinking MissChelle is one of those rare ladies that are brave enough to proclaim their love for cocksucking...are you just upset she's not going back and forth with you?? LMAO

Oh ERIC, that monumental member would make a woman rethink her sapphic tendencies...*sigh*

LOL...yes, I do love to give head...and, like I said...to a very lucky guy. I don't go down on just anyone. Thanks for the kudos, lady.

And this one...

"DARLING MISSCHELLE
I SHALL RETURN TO CONTINUE OUR EXCHANGE SOON
IN OTHER WORDS
AFTER I TAKE CARE OF SOME MANOBUSINESS I WILL FURTHER ENGAGE YOU WITH TALES OF HOW I WILL TURN YOUR LOINS INTO A SOPPING, HEAVING, THROBBING BUNDLE OF PRETTY PINK NERVES THAT ACHE FOR MY TONGUE AND THE TIP OF MY MONSTER MEATSICLE"


Ahem. I think I just sighed aloud.